Chapter Twenty: FIGHT DAMN'T!
"OH SHIT! IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!" Bikki yelled. Taco thwacked her across the open space. Zoro, Orange, Nobu, Becky, and Arisa all gaped in shock.
"What was that for!?" They asked. Taco was dusting her hands off.
"That's an old ass internet meme, and we're in the middle of a life or death epic battle. It's time to get seriously cereal up in here." She answered.
"Cereal?" Zoro said.
"I could go for some right now." Becky said, rubbing her abdomen.
"Yeah, me, too." Arisa said.
"How long have we been standing here, wasting chapters?" Nobu asked.
"Not that long, I think we're on the third one in this place." Zoro said. Lethe lunged at Nobu and they started wrestling on the ground.
"That was random." Arisa said.
"Not as random as us being asses." Bikki said, her nose bleeding for reasons unknown.
Lethe charged her laser, and blasted a beam of darkness at the gang. Everyone did a rolling dodge to escape certain death. Author's Note: I totally wanted to do a "DO A BARREL ROLL" here :T Lethe turned her attention to Nobu. He stared her down.
"I'm your enemy. 'kay?" Nobu said. "Don't go blasting beams at my friends."
"You can't possibly be asking me a favor…" Lethe said. She turned again and shot a less lethal beam at Arisa. The youngest netherworld sibling put up a shield of sorts and recoiled a tad bit. Nobu charged at Lethe and punched her in the jaw. Lethe stumbled backwards and put a hand to her injured jaw. "You really hit me…"
"…You killed my brother, my mother, my father…and now you're trying to kill my sister AND my friends. I'm not going to let you off easy because you have girl parts." Nobu said as his hands began to emanate energy in the form of a neon green glow. Lethe chuckled.
"So the gloves are off…" She said with a sly smirk. The two of them got into a martial arts fighting stance unknown to the others who were watching intently from the side. The combatants lunged at each other; murderous intent glistened in their eyes… Everyone was on their toes, ready to jump in if Nobuhiro needed any assistance. Surprisingly, for someone who turned out to be the whiny smart guy of the group, Nobu could hold his own very well.
Zoro didn't appreciate it at all, though. He would rather be the one fighting for limb and life, than sitting on the sidelines, gawking and gasping. The swordsman's left hand itched to grasp his swords.
"I hate watching." Arisa said, picking her nose. Orange gave her a perplexed look.
"What are you doing?" She asked, though she knew what the girl was doing…
"Pickin' mah nose, girl." Arisa said, flicking the booger. Bikki jumped.
"Whoa! That's nasty…"
As aforementioned, battle was going on. Due to poor action writing skills, Nobu's epic climatic battle has been reduced to background anti-climatic nonsense while Bikki, Zoro, Orange, Becky, Taco, and Arisa (Did I miss someone?) act crazy, or watch.
"YOUR SOUL MAKES A POOR MEAL!" Lethe yelled as she sent another dizzying blast at Nobuhiro. He did A BARREL ROLL and shot some of his own lasers.
"Such…fragile existence." Nobu said and he rushed, making a mad dash towards Lethe. She left herself wide open while trying to charge her laser again. The Prince of the Netherworld, rightful King of Hades, pounced, piercing Lethe's existence with an energy sword similar to Kuwabara's. The succubus fell to her knees, Nobuhiro stood over her, his hands concentrating all the energy possible in destroying her. Her eyes went blank as she stared up into Nobu's face. He glared down at her, his face only reflecting a fraction of his hatred for her.
"Now die…" He mumbled. A flashy back flip and Nobu was a few feet back from the fallen Lethe. Buggy would be proud. xD She collapsed on her side slowly, her eyes staring into nothing.
"She got pwn'd." Becky whispered to Orange.
"Hellz yeah." Orange replied.
Nobu staggered over to his comrades. He was overtly tired, using all of that energy and strength to over come the demon that had destroyed what little he had for a family. Nobuhiro fell to one knee and Arisa ran to him to help him up.
"You okay, bro?" She asked. He put an arm around her shoulder as she did the same for him.
"Yeah, I'll be okay." He said with a smile. "You and the others, though they're mostly idiots…as long as you guys are okay, I'll be okay, too."
"Stop being such a hero." Zoro said when the two drew closer to the gang. Orange snickered.
"There's no doubt he's Zoro." She was laughing so hard she was almost in tears. Becky was snickering too, so Orange wasn't the only one who found that amusing. Bikki clung to Zoro's arm for the time being. (lolwut?)
"So, we've managed to…"
"AVOID DROWNING!"
"Good job. Now take Emma to strut L."
Everyone looked around, completely bemused by the sudden ejaculation. Nobuhiro was actually kind of pissed…
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" He yelled.
"Random, badly timed cameo…" Arisa said in an even tone. Taco grumbled about a bad joke being bad.
"So, who's gonna fix all this up…" Becky asked. Everyone, gave the interesting rift in time and space a good look. Arisa and Nobu sighed heavily.
"I guess it's up to us." Arisa said. Taco nodded.
"Well, dur hur, you two know magic." She said in a condescending tone. "But, Nobu-kun might be tired. Y'know, from all the fighting and what not."
"No, I'm fine." He said. Bikki raised her hand like a little kid.
"…Eh…Yeah?" Taco said. Bikki wiggled around, Zoro along for some of that too. (Just imagine, someone wiggling and making you wiggle along with them…)
"You can pull a spirit bomb kind of thing…and take our energy and…"
"…That's a good idea." Arisa said before Taco could take her shoe off to throw at Bikki.
"Its fine, I'm not low on magic or anything." Nobu said, putting a hand up to stop the gears from turning too much in Arisa's head.
"Then let's get the hell out of here! I want to go home!" Becky whined.
"Yeah, I've got some patching up to do anyway…" Bikki said, remembering about how she left her family without so much as a good bye about a year ago.
"HERE WE GO" Arisa squeaked like a magical girl from some shojo anime.