Summary: Burt Hummel is one of the most feared mob bosses, and in order to get to him his enemies are going after his twin sons but Burt will be damned before that happens, so he sends them to Dalton. Will it be enough?
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I do not own glee
"The Hummel Clan"
Blame it on the alcohol
(Blaine POV)
I am bored, absolutely and completely bored; if boredom were a chronic disease I think that school would be the number one cause of it. Don't get me wrong, I like school and I usually pay attention and take notes in every class but right now I just want to scream at the teacher and run out of the classroom and drive all the way to 'Six Flags' or something. I need something fun to do.
"Blaine!" Wes whisper-yells at me and elbows me to get my attention.
"What?" I demand, angry that he had interrupted my brilliant plans for something fun for the weekend.
"What is up with you? Why aren't you paying attention?" he asks and crosses his arms trying to look like a disappointed mother.
"Why don't you answer that as well, seeing as instead of listening to Miss Green you're glancing at me enough times to notice I wasn't paying attention" I say and cross my arms as well "So, Wes, care to share why the oh so respectful judge from the Warbler council isn't paying attention? People will follow your example you know"
He opens and closes his mouth a couple of times before blushing and uncrossing his arms "Fine" he sighs "I am super bored right now, I've been daydreaming about what fun used to be like all day, I don't even remember the last time I went to a party"
"It seems my friend that we've been thinking the same thing" I say and turn to look out the window and find that Kurt and Gabe are outside talking and texting on the phone like mad. A devilish grin begins to form on my face before I turn back to face Wes "We need to party and I know the perfect diva with lots of contacts that can make that happen"
As soon as the lunch bell rings Wes is pulling me out of my seat and yelling me to hurry up so we can find Kurt and ask him to plan a party for today. "Wes slow down and stop pulling, the arm is attached, you know and I'd like to keep it like that" I say and pull my arm free.
"Sorry, sorry but I'm desperate here Blaine. We need to go out today do you understand, we can't stay in another weekend we can't, I need alcohol and music, I need to let loose and have fun do you get that?" he says almost maniacally.
"Okay, I get it alright now let's go find my boyfriend before you kill me" I say and begin to run towards the dining hall.
"Why are you guys running and buzzing with energy?" asks David as he and some of the warblers join us mid run.
"We need a party" Wes simply says "Now shut up and help us find Kurt" he says frantically and throws the doors open and look around "Blaine he's not here, where the hell did your boyfriend go and what kind of boyfriend doesn't know where his loved one is?" he demands
"Wes, shut up and calm down, maybe he's in the dorms" I suggest and before I know it, I'm being pulled towards the dorms.
When we go up the stairs we find the bodyguards leaning over the back of the couch and laughing their asses off, some leaning against each other or holding onto the couch for support." What do you think they're laughing at?" whispers Andrew
"I don't know" I say and we move forward. I stop behind them and clear my throat, the bodyguards turn and as soon as they see me they stop laughing for a couple of seconds before bursting into uncontrollable laughter once again. "What the hell is wrong with you?" I ask and lift my eye brow.
"Oh my God, MIah how the hell did you manage to stay so serious while they did that?" I hear Kurt say.
"You have a girl here" Thad says "Kurt, you could get in trouble for having her here without permission during class hours" he says and we move to the front of the couch, we all freeze when we see Kurt on someone's lap, Gabe resting on said persons side and all of them watching the laptop screen and laughing.
"Does Jer, look like a girl to you?" asks Gabe and Kurt leans aside so we could see the persons face and we all gasp when we see none other than Jeremiah form the GAP store and suddenly everything clicks into place and I feel my face burning up when I realize what it was they were laughing at.
"Please tell me that isn't what I think it is" I groan and point to the laptop.
The three of them look at each other before grinning like mad and turning to look at me "Do you mean the time you serenaded Jeremiah with a highly inappropriate song during his shift?" says Kurt and smirks when I nod "Then your guess is correct and Miah, I'm still waiting for an answer"
"I kept thinking that if I ignored him they would let me keep my job and that if I got fired not only would my dad kick my ass but so would yours and so would you and Gabe so I managed to keep a straight face but laughed my ass off for a couple of weeks after that" Jeremiah says and shifts Kurt so he could see us all and keep Kurt comfortable.
"Don't take this the wrong way but why the hell is my boyfriend sitting on your lap?" I demand jealously.
"Aww, is wittle Blaine jealous" he laughs but then turn serious when he sees my eyebrow twitch "Blaine, take it easy alright, I've known these two since they were born and just because I'm gay and Kurt is hot as hell doesn't mean there is something going on between us"
"Plus it'd be kind of gross since I see him like a brother" Kurt says and wrinkles his nose in disgust.
"Wait, why do you call him Miah?" asks Jeff
"Awww, I remember those times" says Peter and we all turn to him "These two were absolutely adorable, they would finish each other sentences so naturally they also split Jeremiah's name so they could continue with their cuteness"
"Alright enough embarrassment for today, although I have to say Blaine that that performance could have given you regionals, I haven't seen the warblers move so much in one performance" Kurt says with a smirk "But seriously, why are you here?"
"Because we need you to plan a party" says Wes before I could open my mouth "And it had to have booze and music and it has to be today"
"Anything else?" he asks sarcastically
"Nope, that's all" he says excitedly
"You're serious" Gabe asks and groans when we nod "I'll call Puck and Santana"
"I'll call Rachel, Brittany and Quinn" says Kurt and they both stand, already pulling their phones out "How many of you are coming?" he asks and ten of us raise hands "Fine, stay here and we'll be back with the details, although it's probable you will have to ditch the last two hours of school" he points out and leaves the room.
"So, any more embarrassing videos lying around Blaine?" asks Sam with a huge smile
(Kurt POV)
I feel bad to corrupt such innocent souls by taking them to meet ND's gang but they all asked for it so it's not my fault if their bubble of innocence gets popped by them. And as I watch some of the warblers playing strip poker with Jeremiah, Santana and Puck, I can't help but feel a little guilty but laugh it off when they make Jeff take his pants off, leaving him in boxer and socks only.
"Well at least they're having fun" says Gabe and laughs when Brittany starts stripping on top on a table and the Warblers and Artie pull out bills.
"Too much fun if you ask me" I say dryly "Are you drinking?"
"Not if you don't want me too" he says and moves to put his cup down but I stop him.
"Go and have fun, I'll make sure everyone stays safe" I say and push him towards the bar. I go upstairs where our bodyguards are and try not to break anything of Rachel's as I try to avoid drunken teenagers. "How are you guys doing?"
"Fine" they all say not taking their eyes off the game. "Are you drinking?" asks Cam when he loses and turns so he can see me.
"No, I'm not that stupid, I won't let them drink their asses of with the only responsible ones being in a different room so I better get back to it" I say and move to leave.
"Aren't you supposed to be having fun as well" asks Peter and I turn around to find them all watching me sadly.
"Can't have fun anymore, I'm growing up so that means I take charge and keep all of them safe" I shrug
"You're still a teenager Kurt" Sam says but I cut him off.
"Do you really believe that?" I ask and when none of them say anything I turn to leave "Thought so" I say and start descending the stairs.
I find everyone playing spin the bottle and smile but that disappears the moment someone dares Blaine to kiss Rachel. I watch in complete horror and disappointment as Blaine laughs and leans in to French kiss Rachel. I turn around and try to contain my tears and anger. I go to one of the couches and wait for the party to end so I can take Gabe back to the dorms, there was no way I would be staying here tonight.
(Blaine POV)
"Who's alive?" someone groans and that is answered by more groans and curses.
I open my eyes and sit up, I look around the room and find that Gabe and Kurt are missing "Does anyone know what happened to the twins?" I ask and wince when someone turns on the light.
"I saw them leave" says Andrew groggily.
"Why?" I ask and stand up, swaying lightly.
"Don't know" he murmurs and helps Thad stand up.
"Rachel, we need coffee, lots of it and we need it now" demands Santana and pushes her up the stairs.
As the rest begin to pick some of their clothes off the floor and pulling them on to follow Rachel up the stairs for coffee, Santana and Puck motion for me to stay behind. "What is it?" I ask as soon as we're alone.
"I'm only going to say this once Blaine" says Santana and I know it's something serious since it's the first time she's called me by my name "Fix it or leave him but if I get so much of a phone call from Kurt, I will make your life a living hell" she seethes and stalks up the stairs.
"What?" I say and look from the stairs to Puck.
"Fix it Blaine or you will regret it and trust me when I say that alcohol didn't force you to do anything or make you lose control, you better fix it or I swear I will make you pay" he growls and goes upstairs as well.
I try to remember what the hell it was that I did yesterday when the images starts coming and I remember the kiss "Oh shit….."