Hey guys! So I started a community and Ill be making more stories like this one and putting them into the community. PM me if you have a story that pertains to the community and ill post it in. Dont be shy guys. Also, Im starting to love to write these fics, though I originally entered as an angst/adventure/action type. Guess ill be doing more lemons than I thought. Please, enjoy!

Hinata made her way into the ANBU Department of Konoha, albeit wobbily. She kinda overdid it with her husband. He had grown to be a very large man, some 11 inches, and she needed to be careful. Talk about a cervix shattering cock.

As she made her way into the building, she saw that they had a large crowd all put into chairs. She mentally kicked herself, damning her attraction to her Naruto-kun somewhat. As she made her way to an empty seat, people gave her looks. A few females either frowned at her or smiled at her, knowing why she was late. Some of them jealous, some happy about her relationship with her husband. And a few guys were doing the same. She walked past them and sat in a seat on the fourth row, on the end.

She looked up to see her leader smirking at her. She blushed. Her leader always teased her about her and Naruto's marriage, saying that the poor Hokage was too lenient and that Hinata was too wanting, resulting in a master/student relationship rather than a marriage. She would know too. Her years in the Interrogation Department did wonders to her wisdom, thus giving her the title "ANBU Captain". Yep, the captain was none other than Anko Mitarashi, the crazy snake lady.

After Orochimaru was extracted from her body, Anko went on to become the most feared ANBU in Konoha history, even surpassing Yamato and her husband, Kakashi. She had also great chakara reserves and even gained some of Orochimaru's power of the snakes after she defeated him. All in all, she was a kickass captain.

Anko looked back at the squads of new ANBU in front of her. "Okay guys, meetings over. Be sure to check with the Godaime Hokage for information on your posts" Anko said, ending the meeting. As everyone stood up and walked about, Anko singled Hinata out. "Not you Hyuga. Come here."

Hinata stood up, still wobily from sex. She walked to the front of the lobby to meet Anko on the stage. As she approached she began to apologize. "I truly am sorry Anko-sama! I had woken up late, and I made breakfast and then-!" Hinata blurted.

Anko cut the woman off. "The cutie Hokage and his antics again?" she asked, smirking.

"Hai." Hinata said, head down. She knew Anko knew of their relationship together and Naruto's antics. He always did stupid and childish things, and his punishment was always hard sex. Hinata wanted to change the image of women in Naruto's mind. Well, at least her image. He had always expected to be hit when he did something stupid, courtesy of Sakura and Tsunade. But Hinata didnt beat on her husband, not anymore. She just gave him what he liked in a somewhat harsh fashon. And Anko understood.

"I know how ya feel. Next time, just try to get him at a later time. You know he needs it everyday." Anko said, smiling. Hinata nodded and hugged her sensei, glad she was a woman. A guy captain would have scolded her. "Now, get ready to gaurd your post. A couple of ninja's from the land of Deers are coming to visit the Nara clan. We can never truly trust anyone allowed into the village, but they are nice people. Give them a feel of security and make the Leaf Village proud."

Hinata bowed and shunshined away, going to her post by the villages gate.

Meanwhile

Konohamaru Sarutobi, one of the most powerful and playful ninja's in Konoha, was mortified. He was currently slouch backed, mouth opened wide. Because his idol, and master, Naruto Uzamaki, was walking up the steps of the Hokage Tower, limping and holding on the rail. Even the ANBU currently gaurding the door were slack jawed. Naruto was the most adventurous and energetic Kages in history. He usually just jumped from the ground to the window of his office. Why the hell was he taking the steps?

Konohamaru ran to Naruto and hoisted him up a little. "Boss, what happened to you? Did rouge ninja's attack? Did they finally get to you? Did the Uzamaki fan girls attack again!?" Konohamaru was hysterical.

Naruto smiled and kept walking. "None of the sort Konohamaru. Just a rough morning is all."

The ANBU with the mouse mask spoke up. "Hokage-sama, what has happened to you?"

Naruto opened the door to his office. "Hyuga-sama." The mouse seemed to withdraw from the conversation quickly, not wanting any part in the Hyuga-Uzamaki affairs. Naruto made his way to his desk, sitting on it and sighing hard.

"You know, if you were to be attacked right now you would be killed." Naruto heard. He then smiled, not looking up from his position.

"Thanks for the advice, baa-chan." Naruto said, waiting for a retort.

Instead, Tsunade just walked from the window and into the office, walking in front of Naruto. She then threw a light punch. By light I mean enough force to dent a persons chest. As her punch connected though, Naruto poofed into smoke, showing that he changed from a person to a clone in less than a millisecond. Thus the power of the Rokudaime Hokage.

As Tsunade looked up, she saw Naruto was sitting into his chair, back turned to her. "Talk about amazingly fast. You just might be faster than your father the fourth." Tsunade said, amazed at his manipulation of the shadow clone jutsu.

Naruto smiled. He loved being compared to his father. It felt good to be noticed as the only person that could take on Madara Uchiha or the first Hokage Hashirama Senju and prevail. He knew he was powerful, and it felt good.

Tsunade turned his rolling chair around to her. "Anyway, I came to tell you that you should slow down. You and Hinata could very much have a child on the way, and if something happens to my grandchild because you cant keep it in your pants, ill personally beat you myself." Tsunade said, giving Naruto a glare.

Naruto paled. "A-a what!? A baby!? But Hinata-chan never said anything about chi-chi-chi...!" Naruto couldnt get it out.

Konohamaru paled as well. If Naruto had a son or daughter, he probably wouldnt see his boss much. And the baby probably will relace him. "A what!?"

Tsunade shook her head, annoyed. "Stop screaming brats. And yes, Hinata came to me a week ago with concerns and I ran some test. She has so much of your chakara inside of her belly that its like she is the jinchuriki of a small tailed beast. She may very well be pregnant." Tsunade said.

As she looked up, she smirked. Naruto and Konohamaru were both unconcious, having fainted after the word 'pregnant'.

"The dobes of Konoha. How we live without 'em ill never know." She said as she picked the two up for a hospital visit. Sakura would have to hear too, her being the head of the hospital and all. And then Hinata. Maybe being an off duty kage wasnt so bad.

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