Cook Off
What's up?! This is the third chapter to the merge. Hope you like this one because I brought in one of my oc's just for this chapter. READ AND REVIEW! :D
Michael- Last time on Cartoon Rumble! The contestants were paired up in two's to start the challenge. But this time there wasn't ANY voting the best loser. Which means TWO toons left, and it ended u being Courage and Double D. 10 more to go! Who will lose this time?!
X
Bloo- I bet I can eat more than you!
Rigby- You can't eat more than me!
Marceline- Why are you guys even arguing about that?
Eddy- Yeah, just give it a rest.
Bloo- Because Rigby here thinks he can eat more than me! Its obvious that he can't!
Eddy- Look, I have to deal with my best friends not being here anymore. I'm going to go insane if you two keep fighting about this.
Mordecai- Rigby, why are you even doing this?
Rigby- I have to show that I'm superior!
Mordecai- One weird way of showing you're superior.
Rigby- At least I'll be superior!
Katz- Something wrong, bird? You didn't get any worms to eat.
Bloo- Ooooooohhhh! Mordecai, don't let him get away like that.
Marceline- Come on Mordecai, get him back.
Rigby- Mordecai got nothing!
Mordecai- Just go play with a ball of yarn and leave everybody alone.
Bloo- Ooooooooooooohhhh! Mordecai strikes back!
Katz- You should go sleep in your ridiculous home called a nest.
Bloo- Katz takes the lead!
Mordecai- Go roll in catnip!
Bloo- Wow! Mordecai ties it up!
Katz- Why don't you go eat some bird seed.
Bloo- What a comeback!
Rigby- WHOOOOOOOOOAAA! Mordecai's getting beat!
Mordecai- Who's side are you guys on?!
Bloo- I'm just throwing in some dramatic effects. Pretty cool, huh? I'm totally on your side though.
Rigby- That was funny! Especially the worm one!
Mordecai looked back at him, annoyed.
Tell Cam
Mordecai- I've been friends with Rigby since Elementary school. I don't get why he made an alliance with him, I don't get why he even trusts him, and I don't get why he's siding with him.
Rigby- Mordecai's my friend and all, but he cares more about Margaret than me. He thinks he's all that! Wait till I win the 2 million!
Katz- Mordecai doesn't scare me, he just bothers me. Once I get rid of his girlfriend, he'll be destroyed.
End of Tell Cam
X
Michael- Everybody ready for the next challenge?
Bloo- I'm ready!
Rigby- I've been ready!
Michael- Let's go to the kitchen for your challenge of the day.
X
Michael- Anybody wanting to guess the challenge?
Mandy- No.
Finn- Something that has to do with food.
Michael- Finn's close.
Finn- Awesome!
Rigby- A food fight!
Marceline- Probably a cook off challenge.
Michael- Correct!
Bloo- This is going to suck.
Michael- Kinda.
Rigby- Why are we doing it if its going to sucks?!
Michael- Seeing you guys fail at cooking will bring up ratings for another sea- uh, nothing.
Patsy- What are we going to cook?
Michael- Anything actually. Look around the kitchen for something good. First you'll need to choose something to make. Second you'll make it. Winner gets invincibility. I'll give you 20 minutes to decide what you're making.
X
Rigby- I'm gonna make cereal and milk!
Mordecai- Dude, that's not food.
Rigby- Yeah it is! Its easy to make.
Mordecai- That's breakfast, not food.
Tell Cam
Rigby- Mordecai's getting on my nerve! He thinks he knows everything.
End of Tell Cam
X
Katz- Are you just going to let him talk to you like that?
Rigby- I'm not talking to you!
Katz- I'm just letting you know that your so called friend doesn't care about you. He cares more about that other bird.
Rigby- I'm not going to try to get him kicked off.
Katz- I'm not telling you to kick him off, I'm telling you to back up for yourself. The more you let him talk to you like that, the more you'll be lower than him.
Rigby- I'm not lower than him!
Katz- I know you're not, but he doesn't know.
Rigby- Mordecai's always like that! I hate it when he's like that.
Katz- Toughen up and win this challenge.
Rigby- You're right!
Tell Cam
Rigby- Mordecai thinks he's better than me.
Katz- I can't believe he actually fell for it. Now I have his friend against him, I'll need a few more against him.
End of Tell Cam
X
Eddy- I know what I can make!
Bloo- What?
Eddy- An omelet! I make pretty good ones.
Bloo- You can make that. I'm gonna make something even better than your stupid omelet.
Rigby- You can't make anything! I'll win invincibility with the meal I'll make.
Mandy- Why don't you guys shut up and make it.
Michael- Lets see what you guys have.
Finn- Already?
Michael- Yup!
Bloo- I'm gonna make pancakes!
Rigby- I'm making tacos! Nothing beats tacos!
Eddy- My omelet's going to crush your food.
Patsy- I'll make meat loaf.
Margaret- Roast beef.
Marceline- Chicken, I guess.
Mandy- Spaghetti.
Mordecai- Wings.
Finn- Salmon
Katz- Cajun stew. I have a a friend that gave me the ingredients.
X
Bloo- Look at this, guys. I'm throwing these bad boys up pretty high.
Rigby- You're making lame cakes! I'm making something way better than those loser pancakes.
Bloo- Like what?
Rigby- Tacos!
Bloo- That's lame!
Rigby- You're lame!
Tell Cam
Mandy- Those two have to be the most annoying people here. They're just asking to be sabotaged.
End of Tell Cam
X
Mandy picked up a spoon and threw it at Rigby's head.
Rigby- OW! That's it, dude!
Bloo- What did I do?!
Rigby- You threw something at me!
Bloo- No I didn't!
Rigby- AAAAHHHHH!
Rigby yelled in desperation, and jumped on top of Bloo in anger. Mandy walked over to their tables and dropped a bunch of salt into their food.
X
Finn- Must cook the fish up to thirty minutes. That's gonna take forever.
Mordecai- Just put it in than complain.
Finn- Yeah, I should do that.
Eddy- This omelet is going to be off the hook!
Marceline- At least you can do this.
Mordecai- You can't cook?
Marceline- No.
Mordecai- I can't really cook as well, but I'll try.
X
Bloo- Ow! My back hurts!
Rigby- Well, its your fault for starting it.
Rigby and Bloo got back up a bit and went back to their tables.
Bloo- I don't care about you. Look at these things fly.
Bloo flipped a pancake, but it got stuck on top of the ceiling.
Rigby- That's hilarious!
Bloo- Shut up!
Bloo looked down at the table, looking around for something tall enough to bring down the pancake. He looked to his left and saw a brown spider walking on top of his pancakes.
Bloo- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SPIDER!
Rigby- Dude, you don't have to yell!
Bloo- Get off of my pancakes!
Bloo picked up a spoon as he tried hitting the spider.
Katz- What's wrong with you?
Katz walked up and grabbed the spider.
Bloo- Kill that thing!
Katz- You're overreacting.
Patsy- I see it on his paws!
Marceline- This is going to rule.
Katz- What do yo think you're doing?
Marceline- Kill the spider. Now let me see the spider.
Marceline brought up a broom and hit his paw.
Katz- I wish you hadn't done that.
The spider crawled up to his head.
Margaret- Its on his head!
Patsy- Hit it!
Marceline- This is the best day ever.
Katz- This is just an excuse to hit me.
Marceline- Kinda.
Marceline hit him in the head, knocking him out.
Patsy- What happened to him?
Finn- You knocked him out.
Marceline- Awesome.
Mordecai- I think he's getting back up.
Katz- You guys are awesome.
Marceline- What?
Mordecai- I think you hit his head too hard.
Marceline- Alright, another reason to hit him.
Marceline hit him in the head again.
Patsy- Did it work?
Mordecai- Hopes so.
The cat got back up, a bit dizzy from the hit to the head.
Katz- Marceline, you're so soft.
He wrapped his paws around Marceline, tightening his grip.
Marceline- Let go of me!
Marceline pushed him away from her.
Patsy- What's wrong with him?
Mordecai- Probably a weird concussion. Keep hitting his head till he comes back to his normal personalty. Imagine you're changing the channel to the TV. Marceline hit him in the head again, this time he got back up, holding on to anything.
Mordecai- Is he himself?
Katz- What's wrong with my head?
Mordecai- You yourself, dude?
Katz- I don't need a bird to tell me if I'm okay.
Eddy- Yeah, he's himself.
Tell Cam
Mordecai- One of the weirdest things he's ever done.
Marceline- That freak!
Katz- Why does my head hurt?
End of Tell Cam
X
Michael- 30 more minutes till we test your food.
Rigby- Thirty more minutes?! All my taco shells are destroyed! How am I going to find more?!
Michael- Sucks for you.
Bloo- That's hilarious!
Rigby- Stop breaking my taco shells!
Bloo- Its not me!
Finn- Can you guys stop? I've been listening to this for hours! I can't take it anymore.
Bloo- Tell Rigby to stop blaming people.
Rigby- Tell Bloo to stop lying!
Tell Cam
Finn- Rigby and Bloo are very annoying. All they're doing is fighting.
Rigby- Bloo thinks he's so cool! He sucks and he's gonna get out when I vote for him!
Bloo- Rigby gone, that's all I have to say. He's a jerk, he's annoying, he's trying to mess me up, and he made an alliance with that creepy cat.
End of Tell Cam
X
Michael- 15 more minutes, and we'll see who has the best.
Margaret- Aww great.
Mordecai- You need some help, Margaret?
Margaret- Shouldn't you help yourself? It is a challenge.
Mordecai- I'm not like that, Margaret. You're my friend, and I'll help you. I'm not going let you down because, uh, you're my friend.
Margaret- Thanks, Mordecai. You're a true friend.
X
15 minutes later
Michael- Now that the cooking is done, we'll see who gets invincibility. Before we bring out the food, we're having one judge taste your food and rate it.
Bloo- Awesome!
Marceline- Who's the judge?
Michael- My oc Eric Johnson.
Eric- Yes! I'm glad to be here, but we got to make it fast because the Atlanta Falcons are in the playoffs again!
Michael- its just for a bit, bro.
Eric- What do I do?
Michael- You're the judge of the contest. You taste the food the contestants made and you choose which one was the best.
Eric- Awesome! Which one am I testing first?
Michael- I'll choose and you'll taste them.
Eric- Who are the contestants?
Michael- Here they are!
Michael pointed to the ten contestants.
Eric- No way!
Eric ran up to the contestants. He wrapped his wings around Katz.
Eric- Dude, you're like my 2nd favorite cartoon character of all time!
Katz- This is awkward.
Eric took his wings off of him.
Michael- You're ready to test?
Eric- Yeah, lets get this stuff over with.
Michael- Bloo, you're up!
Bloo- Alright! You're gonna like my pancakes, dude.
Eric- I love pancakes!
Bloo- Then take bite out of these awesome pancakes!
Eric picked up a fork and put it into the pancake. The pancake was very moist and soggy.
Eric- Dude, these pancakes aren't even done!
Bloo- This one is! Try this one!
Eric- I'm scared to even try it.
Bloo- Its good, seriously!
Eric- Whatever.
Eric took a piece of the pancake and put in his beak. He spit it out right away.
Eric- This is gross! It tastes weird! How come the pancakes taste like salt?
Bloo- That might have to be the ceiling's fault or probably the spider crawling on it. The salt part, I have no clue how that happened.
Eric- Gross! Creepy Crawlies! And to think I almost swallowed that stuff!
Bloo- What's my rating?
Eric- 2/10
Bloo- What?!
Eric- Get away from me, dude. I don't want to taste anymore of your lame pancakes.
Tell Cam
Rigby- I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
Bloo- Rigby sabotaged my pancakes!
End of Tell Cam
X
Michael- Rigby, you're up.
Rigby- Sweet!
Eric- Lets hope you have something better.
Rigby- I do, actually! These are called tacos.
Eric- Tacos with broken taco shells. Why are they broken?
Rigby- Bloo destroyed them.
Eric- Whatever, just give me the taco.
The falcon brought the taco up and bit it. Once again he spit it out.
Eric- What's in this thing?!
Rigby- Taco stuff.
Eric- How come salt is in it?!
Rigby- I never put salt in it!
Eric- The customer's always right, idiot! I would have given you a 6/10, but since you lied, I'm giving you a 4/10.
Rigby- What?!
Eric- Don't make me bring it down to 3/10!
Rigby- This challenge sucks!
Michael- Lets bring up Patsy.
Eric- Hopefully there isn't any salt. I'm done with salt.
Patsy- I made meat loaf. Hope you like it.
Eric- I'm not that big of a fan of meat loaf, but I'll give it a try.
Eric cut a piece out of the meat loaf and chewed on it.
Eric- That's pretty good.
Patsy- Yes!
Eric- I'm gonna give you a 8/10.
Patsy- Yay!
Michael- Patsy takes the lead with a a score of 8. Next is Finn.
Finn- Awesome!
Eric- Just come up here.
Finn- I made salmon.
Eric- I'm allergic to salmon.
Finn- I'm sorry.
Eric- Are you trying to kill me?!
Finn- No, I didn't know you were.
Eric- I'm giving a 1/10 since you did work hard for the food. At least I'm nice and I'm giving you a point, even though you tried to kill me.
Michael- patsy still has the lead after four in all. Marceline, you're next.
Marceline- Finally.
Eric- Hopefully you're not trying to kill me.
Marceline- Just eat and rate the food.
Eric- Rude much?
Marceline- Annoying much?
Eric- You better watch out on what you're calling me. You don't want to have a low score because you called me a name.
Marceline- You're gonna cry now because you've been called a name?
Eric- You better hope this food is good!
Eric took a piece out of the chicken and ate it.
Eric- Its alright. I would have given you a 9/10, but since you called me something, I'm giving you a 6/10.
Marceline- Somebody's a jerk.
Eric- And somebody better watch! You don't know who you're messing with.
Michael- After six contestants, Patsy holds the lead with 8/10. Mandy's next!
Eric- I'm really hoping she doesn't have attitude.
Mandy- I made spaghetti, hope you like it.
Eric- I love spaghetti! Dude, this is going to rock.
X
Michael- What do you rate Mandy's dish, Eric?
Eric- I would have to give it a 7/10.
Mandy- Are you kidding me?
Eric- No, I'm not kidding you. There was barely any sauce on the spaghetti.
Michael- Mordecai, you're next!
Eric- Mordecai?
Mordecai- Uh, yeah.
Eric- You think you can show your face around here.
Mordecai- Uh, did I do anything?
Eric- Dude, I can't stand you.
Michael- Eric, just take a bite out of the wings and rate them.
Eric bit out of the wing and spit out the piece.
Eric- That sucked!
Mordecai- What's wrong with it?
Eric- Probably because it sucks! I give it a 3/10.
Tell Cam
Mordecai- I'm not getting invincibility because of some jerk rating my food lower than it deserved.
Eric- Yeah, I like messing with that loser. He's gonna get all the pain coming to him this challenge because its the end of him! Like that song by Anti Flag! (starts playing an imaginary guitar.) We will not witness... this anymore! This is... the end... for you my friend! I can't forgive, I won't forget!
End of Tell Cam
X
Michael- Next, Margaret!
Eric- Hopefully this one's worth eating.
Margaret- Here you go, hope its good.
Eric- Lets hope this stuff is good.
Eric took a piece of the roast beef. He started to chew on it and swallowed.
Eric- Its okay, can be better, but good. I'm giving it a 6/10.
Michael- Katz, you're up!
Eric- Alright, something has to be good this time.
Katz- Uh, okay.
Eric- Dude, I remember watching you on TV when I was a kid. You rule, dude.
Michael- Dude, just taste it and rate it.
Eric tasted it and looked back at them.
Eric- I like it! I'm giving it a 10/10 since I liked it!
Tell Cam
Mordecai- He's favoring him!
Marceline- There is no way he's getting invincibility!
Katz- I don't really like fans, but this does pay off.
End of Tell Cam
X
Michael- Eddy, you're the last one.
Eddy- He's gonna like my omelet.
Eric- Whatever, dude.
Eddy- Here you go.
Eric- Hopefully it doesn't have too much salt.
Eddy- Just eat it!
Eric- Fine.
Eric took a bite out of the omelet.
Eric- That was actually good, dude. I'm giving you a 9/10.
Eddy- What?! I deserved more.
Eric- Well, you didn't get more.
Michael- All of you go to the Elimination Palace. I'll have a few words to discuss with Eric.
X
Margaret- Mordecai, can I talk to you privately?
Mordecai- Sure, Margaret.
The two birds walked around the trees, unable to be foreseeable.
Mordecai- What do you want to talk about?
Margaret- I just want to say thanks for helping me out in the challenge.
Mordecai- Well, you're welcome.
Margaret smiled and wrapped her wings around him. He blushed and slowly wrapped his wings around her. Her beak got closer to his and his got closer as well. Seconds later both of their beaks were touching. A few seconds later, they broke the kiss.
Mordecai- Wow. Margaret, there's something I have to te-
Margaret- I like you too.
Mordecai- How do you know?
Margaret- Its pretty obvious.
Mordecai- Yeah, it is.
Margaret- Are you okay with us being together?
Mordecai- Yeah! I mean sure, I'm okay.
X
Elimination Palace
Rigby- Where were you?!
Mordecai- I just got lost.
Katz- Funny how he gets lost with the red bird.
Mordecai- Shut up.
Michael- Everybody vote and sit down.
X
Michael- Now that all of you guys voted, lets bring in Eric. He'll choose the one that gets invincibility.
Tell Cam
Mordecai- So much for my vote.
Marceline- Yeah, my vote's not going to count.
End of Tell Cam
X
Eric- Who should I choose? I've been reading this story and I got to say, Katz has been in deep trouble since the start of it. Just to mess with you guys, I'm choosing Katz to take invincibility.
Michael- Katz gets invincibility, leaving the rest of you guys on the chopping block. Any votes against Katz DOES NOT count.
Tell Cam
Mordecai- Why?!
Marceline- That jerk!
Margaret- Hopefully he's not that lucky next time around.
Katz- This has to be one of the best days here.
End of Tell Cam
X
Michael- lets count the votes. One for Katz, but it doesn't count. Second one goes to Rigby.
Rigby- What?!
Bloo- Ha! Ha!
Michael- Third one goes to Katz, but it doesn't count. Fourth one goes to Katz. After four votes, Rigby's in the lead.
Rigby- This sucks!
Michael- Next vote goes to Katz, but it doesn't count. The sixth and seventh votes both go to Katz, but he's safe.
Tell Cam
Finn- Why did I even vote for him?!
Eddy- That cat literally has nine lives.
Marceline- He's lucky. He's gonna leave next time around, just you wait.
Margaret-
Mordecai- I've been voting for that cat since the start of the merge. How can he still be in here?!
Patsy- I don't think I even want to vote against him.
End of Tell Cam
X
Michael- Rigby is still in the lead after seven votes.
Rigby- This really sucks!
Michael- The next one goes to Patsy.
Patsy- This isn't good.
Michael- Two more, and the second to last one goes to Bloo!
Bloo- Why?!
Rigby- Finally he pulled that vote out!
Michael- And the last one goes to...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
(All three contestants looking at the vote unfolding.)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Patsy!
Patsy- I'm out!
Michael- Sad, but true. Honestly, this has to be one of the most disgusting and cruelest eliminations ever. Well, you got to fight for it. See ya, Patsy.
Michael pressed the button and Patsy's seat threw her into the air.
Patsy- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tell Cam
Rigby- That was close! I thought I was a goner! Bloo's gonna get it!
Bloo- Almost out, but I'm still in. Sad that Patsy got out that way. Rigby's gonna pay for writing my name down!
Finn- This elimination was the worst.
Katz- I don't get why they're sad. She was going to get out sooner or later.
Mordecai- He thinks he can just go on like that. There is no way he's going to win.
Mandy- I didn't get any votes against me, no one suspected me of sabotaging anybody, and I have two idiots fighting each other. I knew I was going to do good.
Eddy- I never knew I was going to go this far.
Margaret- One of the messed up eliminations in this competition.
Marceline- Katz has to go! I've been saying this ever since I've been teammates with him.
End of Tell Cam
X
X
Michael- And that's it! 9 more contestants fighting for the 2 million.
Eric- Read and Review because this story rocks!
R. I. P. Coolio527
September 3rd, 1994 – December 17th, 2012