Full Chapter Title: Morganne sells her kids to Michael Jackson, and then marries the love her life, while Celine burries Flure and some other stuff happens...so yeah. Read onward!


Celine filled up the hole and patted the dirt down with her shovel. The moon was full and she was in the Forbidden Forest, and llamas started to ride up towards her.

"Gasp!" Celine exclaimed before running like a loon out of the Forbidden Forset.


"What's wrong?" Paris Hilton asked Celine. One thousand and two hundred dogs were standing beside her.

"A llama was coming after me!" Celine panted.

"Are you serious?" Paris said, and her jaw dropped, "That's hot!"

"Yeah, whatever..."

"You need a makeover..." Paris added in.

"I do."

"Yeah...you do..."

"I don't need a makeover!"

"Okay...do you know where Cedric is? I wanna make a movie with him..."

"Um, well...I'm going out with him..." Celine lied, so Cedric wouldn't go with a stupid anorexic whore!!

"Oh, well, how 'bout Dumbledore?...He's hot!"

"He's sadly taken..."

"Oh..." Paris walked away. "Hey Hagrid! Do you want to be an actor-"

"Why I lov' to...always wanted to be and actor-"

"Awsome, let's go in your hut!"


"Bye my twenty...or so...children...remember me as a person not a robot!:

"Bye Mom!"

"Yeah whatever," Morganne slammed the door and returned to her soap operas.


Emily had cut all of her hair off and Sheena was shocked that she had to cut her hair off for nothing.

"Emily...why did you do it?" Sheena asked.

"I didn't like it..."