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Prompt by: KumoNoHito
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 A few reactions from Konoha about Kakashi and Naruto's relationship

When Naruto and Kakashi – at separate times, to different people, at different places – tell everyone (not necessarily everyone – it'd be awkward telling the enemy, for instance) about their relationship, there's always a different reaction they receive; from horrified shock, to amusement, to jealousy, to anger, to apathy and even to appreciation.

But no matter what the reaction, it's always amusing, no matter the culprit.

Case in point…

Tsunade

"I, um, we –" Naruto stutters and a blush appears on his cheeks. She watches in amusement as the boy practically falls all over himself to try and explain whatever it is he's trying to get across to her.

It's adorable.

She hasn't seen this side of him in her life, and she's pretty sure she won't be able to see a repeat anytime soon, so she decides to milk this for what it's worth. Hey, being Hokage isn't all it's cracked up to be; she can't drink when she wants to, she can't order people around at her leisure, and, worst of all, she can't gamble. (Not that she ever wins, of course, but that's all relative.)

She gets entertainment where she can get it, no matter where it comes from.

"Don't tell me you've got a secret lover no one knows about?" she teases, and watches as the blush moves from his cheeks to his chest, becoming a brighter red than before. A grin stretches her lips and she leers at him playfully.

"Tsu-Tsunade-baa-chan!" he yelps, putting his hands over his face, his blush spreading to the tips of his ears.

"Come on, brat," she teases, a predatory look entering her eyes, "you were going to tell me anyway." A muffled sound comes from his hands and her grin becomes wider. "I'm sorry, Naruto, I didn't quite hear that, what with my old age," she cackles.

"Old age my ass," Naruto mutters under his breath. Tsunade cackles loudly when she catches his words.

"I heard that, brat."

"I – well, Tsunade-baa-chan, I've, um…" he hesitates and his eyes switch from her to behind her, his eyes fixated on the window beside her desk. The colour drains from his face and Tsunade turns to look. She catches silver at first and then a whole body comes into her view. Sitting on the windowsill, holding his perverted book in front of his face, is Hatake Kakashi, with a bored look in his eye.

Apparently he hasn't noticed Naruto in the same room as him.

"Hokage-sama," Kakashi drawls, "Naruto told me to come here and tell you something important, seeing as he's too much of a – what's the word?" he pauses, tapping his chin in mock-thought. "Ah – I remember now! He's too much of a coward to tell you himself," his eye crinkles at the corners. "He wanted me to tell you –"

"Kakashi!" Naruto squeaks, in a high-pitched, strangled tone of voice. Tsunade whips her head around and stares at him and her brain ticks away at the information she's being given.

a) Naruto has a secret lover;

b) Naruto wants to tell her something;

c) Naruto's mortified that Kakashi is here;

d) Kakashi is amused;

e) THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON.

"Oh, Naruto," Kakashi says awkwardly from behind her, letting out an embarrassed cough, "you're here."

"Thanks for not noticing me," Naruto mutters, a pout forming upon his lips.

But as amusing as this little by-play is, Tsunade isn't a patient person and she wants to know what the hell the both of them know, damn it.

"You," she growls, pointing at a terrified looking Naruto, "are going to tell me what the hell is going on now," she turns around and gifts Kakashi with a venomous glare, "and you are going to help him explain."

Kakashi hesitates for a split second then sighs. He closes his book and places it in his Jounin vest's pocket, jumps down from the window and makes his way leisurely to stand beside Naruto, a casual arm thrown across Naruto's shoulders.

It's too goddamn casual, and Naruto's blushing up a storm, so Tsunade's brain kicks into overdrive. Once her brain splutters out an answer, a look of amusement settles over her face.

"You're together," she finally says, once the two haven't spoken a word in quite a while.

She receives a splutter in response – along with a very dark red blush – as well as a smirk.

"Well," she continues, watching them with a focused look, "I hope you're using protection for both our sakes. I don't want any more of you two running around."

A look of mortification settles over Naruto's face and Tsunade grins.

The Book Shop Clerk

He leans against the cash register, bored out of his goddamn mind. No one interesting has come into his bookshop in weeks, and he's starting to get antsy. There's only so many times a person can read the same book over and over again and he's gotten bored of that preeeetty quickly. Sighing, he decides he needs to do something instead of minding the damn shop, because today, he's pretty sure no one's going to enter his damn shop. He takes out his keys and makes his way to the back; always close shop out back before the front, he's learnt; that way, shinobi can't startle him from odd places.

Once he's locked up the back door, he makes his way to the front door… and immediately stops. There, one of his favourite customers is standing, his eyes roaming over the books at the front of the shop. It's the romance aisle, and this is the first time he's seen this particular person going towards that aisle. Usually, the man makes a beeline to the latest Icha Icha Paradise books (near the back of the shop), picks up the newest book in the series, pays for it and leaves. But this time?

"Hatake-san! Haven't seen you here in a while," he greets and watches as the man startles, dropping the book that had been in his hands. He tsk's in disapproval and makes his way over to the silver-haired man. "Even though you didn't like that particular book, it doesn't mean you have to throw it on the ground!" he teases and picks up the book.

Hatake-san rubs the back of his neck sheepishly. "Maa, sorry, Takeshi-san," he apologises. "I wasn't…"

"It's fine," he replies, waving his hand airily. He eyes the book he's picked up and does a double-take. "Hatake-san, you're aware that this…"

"He doesn't like to read," Hatake-san sighs, a slump entering his shoulders. "He likes to read lots of… romance," he grimaces, "and I'm… I don't…"

"Say no more, Hatake-san, say no more," Takeshi grins, putting the abused book back on the shelf. "Just tell me who he is and I might be able to help you with a good book."

The man hesitates. "Takeshi-san…"

"I promise I won't tell anyone," he grins, "scouts honour." He crosses his arms over his chest and watches the man mull it over slowly.

It's not like I have anything to do in the meantime, anyway, he dejectedly thinks, and I have no one else I can tell this information to, either.

"It's Naruto," Kakashi sighs, and rubs his temples. Takeshi's eyebrow quirks up, intrigued. He hasn't seen Naruto in his little shop in a month. So that's where the cute little blonde had gone.

"Well, you're in luck, Hatake-san," Takeshi replies and makes his way towards the shelves of Icha Icha Paradise, "I know just the thing he'd like."

Hatake-san shakes his head once Takeshi gets to the shelves. "He doesn't –"

Takeshi huffs. "He's been in here for years collecting these, Hatake-san. He's missing a couple to his collection, though."

Hatake-san stares at him in bewilderment. "But he said…"

Takeshi shrugs. "It's like asking a woman their bra size. They won't be truthful until you know them well." He catches the slight tenseness in the man's shoulders and he slowly grins. "Well, unless you're asking them how big they are instead…"

Hatake-san stares at him in alarm. "I – you – don't –"

He waves a hand. "Don't worry, Hatake-san, I'll keep your secret," he winks. He hands the newest book in the series to Hatake-san and makes his way to the cash register. He rings up the book, and waits until the man is nearly out the door before he calls out, "You should flip to page three-hundred and two! I'm sure you'll both get some good ideas from that!"

The man stumbles and gifts Takeshi with a dirty look.

Iruka

"Tell me again," Iruka says calmly, crossing his arms across his chest. He glares down at the blonde as he fidgets. "Tell me again what you just said, because I'm fairly sure I heard you incorrectly."

Naruto flinches and looks down. "I… I'm going out with Kakashi."

Iruka pinches the bridge of his nose and looks away from the terrified blonde. Of course, it's not Naruto's fault he's in a foul mood. Not even three hours ago, a kid in one of his classes (he's not going to use a name, because then he'll be in an even worse mood) had painted his classroom an ugly colour that he will not name at this time and glued feathers to the damn windows. Not even an hour ago, as well, Kakashi had ambushed him from out of nowhere, told him not to be angry and then left, leaving Iruka in an even worse mood.

Because fuck it, when he's told not to be angry, he has every right to be after he's found out what the hell someone has done now.

"Where, exactly, are you going?" he asks. He refuses to look at Naruto, because he's sure the younger man has an expression similar to a kicked puppy's, and he's in a bad mood. He doesn't want to let go of the bad mood, and he's sure he will once he sees Naruto's expression.

"Nowhere," Naruto mutters. "I'm not going out with him like that. I mean he's – he's my… he's my, um –"

"We fuck every night," an unwelcome voice drawls, and Naruto lets out an adorable squeak. Iruka closes his eyes and breathes in deeply. He can't deal with this right now. "And every day," the unwelcome voice continues.

"Kakashi…" he growls. A chuckle reaches his ears, and his hands involuntarily clench into fists.

"Don't worry," Kakashi says cheerfully, "we do it out of love."

Naruto groans and Iruka opens his eyes and looks over at Kakashi, who has occupied his goddamn windowsill. He looks like he's made himself at home there and his eyes narrow. He can't deal with this shit today – not when he's in a bad mood – but he can deal with hurting Kakashi slowly and painfully.

"You should run, Hatake," he growls.

Kakashi's eye crinkles at him. "Mou, I don't think I will."

"Your loss," Iruka replies and jumps at Kakashi with a shuriken.

The Hot Springs Lady

She irons the towels with a scowl, her mind drifting to that elderly man that had gone into the female baths and snatched a peek of the naked women in there. She'd set him straight with her iron – she's sure he won't be coming here anytime soon (not while she's still alive). She looks up from her ironing when she hears someone coming into her Hot Springs.

Coming at her with a smile is one of her regulars, Hatake Kakashi, and one of his teammates, Uzumaki Naruto. She has no problem with these two; they're quiet when they go in and only talk sparingly with each other.

"Welcome," she greets, her scowl being replaced with a wide smile that's missing a couple of teeth, "what can I do for you?"

"The usual," Kakashi replies, a smile in his voice. At his side, the blonde nods, a wide grin on his face.

She nods at them and they make their way towards the men's baths.

She goes back to her ironing, humming under her breath. Thirty minutes into the ironing – and five people leaving the hot springs – she hears a peculiar noise and frowns. She stops her ironing and strains her ears. Hearing nothing, she shrugs and goes back to what she was doing. Ten minutes later, when she hears it, however, she knows it's not a figment of her imagination.

She turns off her iron and stalks towards where the noise is coming from. The noise echoes the more she walks and, by the end, she comes to a stop in front of the men's baths. Hearing the noise louder, she presses her ear to the door, her eyebrows furrowing and her lips pursing in concentration.

"Ah…! Kakashi!" a familiar voice moans. After that is a gasp, followed by, "harder…!"

"Naruto," another familiar voice growls, and she's heard enough. She blushes and hurries away from the door. She's mortified that she listened in on something so private. The tips of her ears turn red and she makes her way to the iron.

They're cute together, she thinks and then blushes as images float into her head. She shakes her head and gets on with business.

And if she happens to be a bit dazed when they leave, she can't help it, and no one can blame her. Not that they'll ever know about what happened.

(Except for Kakashi, because he knew she had heard what had happened. He won't tell Naruto until they get home.)

Gaara

Gaara stares flatly at his fellow jinchuuriki, his arms folded over his chest. The blonde squirms under his gaze. "Is there any particular reason you decided you wanted to do that in your assigned room?"

"I didn't think anyone would be around!" Naruto protests loudly, but quiets when Gaara continues to stare at the blonde with a flat expression.

"I was there," he points out.

"I didn't think you would be!"

"My room is across from yours," Gaara continues, ignoring the nagging voice in the back of his head that was telling him there was a reason Naruto was doing what he was doing. He doesn't particularly care if there was a reason or not. He'd done this across from his room. No one did that near his room! No one!

"I thought you'd gone out," Naruto grumbles petulantly.

"Was there a reason you did that?" he repeats his first question, realising the blonde hadn't exactly answered him.

"Yes," the blonde replies. Gaara waits patiently for his friend to blurt it out. He has the waiting down to an art form; wait exactly ten seconds, and the boy will blurt it out, no matter who's around to hear it. Just three seconds to go. Two. One… "I was lonely!"

"…?" is the only thing Gaara is capable of, at this point. Words escape him utterly. Lonely? But I was across from his room. How could he have been lonely? He frowns, not noticing the way the blonde freezes. He thinks about the way his family used to avoid him because of the demon in his stomach, and the answers hit him. "You could've asked me."

He watches curiously as Naruto stares at the ground with mortification. "Gaara," the blonde chokes out, his face scrunching up, "I already have someone for that."

"Oh," Gaara murmurs. He frowns again. "Hinata?"

"What?" the blonde asks, whipping his face up to stare at him with wide eyes.

"Hinata?" he repeats. He's sure Naruto isn't deaf.

"No!"

"Ino?"

Naruto chokes. "No!"

He hums. "Sakura?"

"No!"

His lips twitch upwards. Listening to the mortification in Naruto's voice is amusing, and he's sure he can do this all day, every day, instead of doing Kazekage duties. He opens up is mouth to say yet another name, when Naruto blurts out the name instead.

"It's Kakashi!"

They stare at each other in silence. He watches as Naruto slowly looks down at his hands with his mouth open. Naruto hadn't meant to say that out loud, it seems.

"I won't tell anyone," Gaara says, his face blank. He's never thought about the possibility of two males being together, but now that he's heard about it, he's going to go research it into oblivion. He'd have to ask his sister about it without naming any names. Perhaps he could use an example? Such as himself and Lee.

Surely the other male wouldn't mind?

"Promise?" Naruto asks and Gaara has to think of an appropriate response, because he's never heard of this 'promise' before. He tilts his head and he remembers.

He nods. "Of course."

Hinata (and Shino)

She twiddles her thumbs, watching as the blonde she's been stalking – following – walks into his former team leader's apartment with a bright smile on his face. She sighs and sits down on the bench across from the apartment.

She wishes she could put an expression like that on Naruto's face. Lately, she hasn't had much luck with anything lately. Sure, her family had acknowledged her, but she hasn't found anyone to share that with. Kiba, she knows, has had a crush on her since he first met her, but her eyes have always been for someone else. At the time, of course. Now, though… when she was about to tell Kiba about her feelings, he had gone off and found someone else to love.

So she's gone back to following her old crush.

"Hinata," a voice says softly from behind her. She tenses and turns around, coming face to face with her teammate. Shino eyes her with a soft smile and comes around the bench to sit next to her.

"Shino," she replies, a hesitant smile on her lips. She's about to say something else, when her eyes catch Kakashi's door opening from her peripheral vision. She turns her head and watches as Naruto exits the apartment. She goes to stand, but before she can, she watches as Kakashi follows Naruto outside, leans down, and kisses him on the lips. She freezes and turns towards Shino, who has seen the same thing she has. Shino smiles at her sadly before wrapping his arms around her.

She lets out a shaky breath and puts her chin on his shoulder.

After a moment, she realises she's crying.

Konohamaru

Konohamaru isn't the smartest around, but he's definitely smarter than his boss, Naruto.

So when he sees Naruto go into the bathroom, shortly followed by Kakashi, he knows what's going on before everyone else. Not that they'll notice for a while, yet, what with everyone else too wrapped up in each other.

Sasuke

Sasuke watches avidly as Naruto turns towards him with an angry expression on his face. His lips are pulled back in a snarl and his eyes are turning red. He smirks in response, and slowly looks towards the blonde's feet, where Kakashi's slowly bleeding out.

"So, dobe," he sneers, "are you finally –"

Whatever he was going to say is cut off by Naruto's howl of rage. A cloak of red engulfs the normally cheerful blonde and the boy, faster than the eye can see, punches Sasuke in the face, making him fly a good ten feet backwards into a large rock, which crumbles beneath him. The cloak burns the skin of his face.

He gets up and is immediately hit again by an angry Naruto.

Again, and again, and again, he is hit by the dobe, who has tears streaming down his blood red eyes.

"I loved him, you bastard!" he screams, right as he plunges his hand through Sasuke's ribcage and seizes his heart. "You fucking bastard."

The last thing Sasuke sees before he dies is the blonde making his way carefully back to Kakashi's prone body.

Gai (and Lee)

Gai sits on a branch, watching as his rival laughs and tumbles around with his teammate, Naruto.

Gai can't remember the last time he's seen Kakashi freely laugh aloud like this. Ever since they were children, Kakashi has always been an aloof little boy, who didn't see the point in having fun or playing games. He grins widely when he sees the blonde rolling around and making jokes at Kakashi's expense.

"Gai-sensei! What are you –?"

"Sh, Lee," Gai whispers, putting his hand over his protégé's mouth to stifle any questions he's sure will come. "Just watch. This is what it means to be youthful."

Once he's satisfied that Lee is watching with rapt attention, he turns to watch the two laugh. After five minutes of this, the two stop and look at each other with an unexplainable emotion. Before he can put a name to it, the two lean into each other and give each other a kiss.

He sits there motionless with his eyes wide. He sits there for too long and falls forward, Lee yelling a concerned "Gai-sensei!" at him from above.

He didn't know those two were involved. If he'd known. If he'd known…

He jumps up to his feet and grins at the lovers, who don't seem to know what to do now that he's here. "We shall have a celebration in the name of your love!" he declares, pointing his finger at them. "I shall go and get the cake!"

He runs off to the nearest store and hopes those two are still there by the time he gets back to them.

(They're not. But that doesn't deter Gai from following them everywhere until they take his cake.)

Random ANBU Guy

He watches as his ex-ANBU Captain leans down and kisses the blonde on the cheek and rolls his eyes.

He's still in ANBU. He's mysterious and awe-inspiring and all those other lovely words, so he should get everyone falling all over themselves to get to him! But what happens instead? His Captain leaves ANBU and gets himself a lover before he does!

I'll have to prank them, he thinks, nodding his head and jumping up onto the roof to find the supplies to do exactly that.

Kisame

He looks over at Itachi with a bemused expression. "Itachi," he says slowly, "do I look like I care?"

"But Kisame," Itachi replies, his eyes wide and his eyebrows up as high as they can go. "It's so surprising."

Kisame rolls his eyes at him and turns away, lifting Samehada onto his shoulder. "What do I care if the Hatake brat has claimed the Uzumaki brat as his own? They're both of age."

"But their age difference! If this was Sasuke –"

"You wouldn't let him have one until he is at least thirty, I know," Kisame grumbles and walks away from his baffled partner.

The kid just needs to learn that everything is possible.

Prompt by KumoNoHito: What about describing people's reaction when Kakashi and Naruto 'go public' with their relationship, and the couple's comment about the reaction. You know, a cackling Tsunade, a fuming Iruka, etc. Put some unusual people in the mix, like the bookshop keeper where Kakashi gets his Icha Icha supplies.

Schematic: I'm pretty sure the one I had the most fun with was the Bookstore guy. :B

Also, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNNY POST UNTIL FUCKING HINATA AND SASUKE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.

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Moonstone blaze; Heat
Anonymous; Flailing
nihui; My Sensei
DREAMER1084; Springtime of Youth
barspoon; I'm NOT a nerd!
EJR HorseLady; Our Future
TigerInTheMoonlight; Scorching
llyke.c; It's going to be okay
ByeBye Cutie; Can't take my eyes off you