Finally! This story won't update! That means she left it! No more pain, no more fucking pain! Let us celebrate this moment! –Happy Banna. Why should we? After all, I want this story to end and you're the only idiot who wants this to be abandoned. – Elsa. Oh, come to one Elsa! You should be agreeing with me! I am your girlfriend after all… - confused banna-_-. Ohhh… I like where this is going. – SmEllY GuY. Are you guys gonna break up or something? NO! WAIT WHAT?! I thought you abandoned this story?! – Shocked banna :0. I never said that. Can I have a say in this? – Princess Anna. Of course, you do. You are a queen after all – Whoever the hell is this. Who are- I'm gonna continue it now so please shut up. CAN AT LEAST EXPLAIN HOW I GOT A FUCKING DAUGHTER?! DO I HAVE A PENIS OR SOMETHING?! – VERY VERY CONFUSED ANNA :00000. Magic? – Kristoff. WHAT!? HOW?! DID ONE OF THEM SUDDENLY HAVE GOTTEN PREGNANT?! – BANNA. I'll answer that but for now, I will not. You mother-
"Should we wake her up?"
"Nah let her sleep she is tired after all."
I hug my pillow tighter and tried to sleep again. I heard someone giggle and I clung tighter.
"Anna, wake up."
I opened my eyes and looked up then I saw a goddess. "Why are you so beautiful?" I sigh dreamily and then I realized she wasn't my lover. I immediately slap myself hard.
"Anna, what the hell is wrong with you? Why the hell are you slapping yourself?"
I shook my head and look away. "It's nothing." I lied but I can feel her eyes boring into my soul.
I sighed "I just thought something sinful."
Elsa raised her eyebrow "Sinful? What's that supposed to mean?" Elsa pried. I don't think I will have the courage to say I thought about you about something appropriate.
Kristoff laughed "I think she meant she's lusting for you?" Kristoff said
"No, I'm not!" I quickly denied
Kristoff just shrugged his shoulders "I don't know. I was only thinking of seven deadly sins so that's why lust is the first thing come from my mind."
I grabbed his collar and pull him towards me "Listen here you little piece of shit! I have a wife so I do not think of other women that way!" I let go of him slowly while eyeing. Aww, he's scared of me. Maybe you shouldn't have done that. I do not know who you are so I will just ignore you. -_-
"You do know it's hard to iron?" Kristoff said while straightening his collar
I raised my eyebrow "From the looks of it you don't do that."
Elsa giggled "You don't know that!" Kristoff defended
I smirked and looked at Elsa "Well… let us ask Elsa if that is true." I said
Then Elsa burst out of laughter after that "Damn! She's literally roasting you even though she doesn't even know what that means!" Elsa commented
Kristoff only huffed and looked away to the window. It was all silent all of sudden so I took advantage of that silence and go back to sleep.
Cuz I am nice and cruel I will make this story so long you will be bored! Just to fucking piss me off?! – Banna. This story isn't all you Anna so shut the fuck up! – Mr. Nice Guy. YOU ARE JUST AN EXTRA KRISTOFF AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU! – ANGRY BANNA! Well, I do – Elsa. Ohhh you just got burn bitch! Here have an ice. – Reindeer boy. I have to entertain the readers so shut up. AS IF ANYBODY READ THIS SHIT! – BANNA *CENSORED*
Somewhere… but where the hell is this somewhere? –banna. Can you just let me finish for fuck's sake Can't you just spoil it? After this entire story really sucks –Anna. You know what fuck it lets just continue this goddamn story and fucking end it! Honestly, I don't know why you're so angry at yourself, after all, I am you lol – Anna. Actually, Anna is busy and this is another person. WHAT?!
"Is Mommy going to be alright?"
"Don't worry honey. She's going to be alright. Now you wait here until Mommy wakes up."
"Ok, momma."
After I heard the door shut I slowly peeked out of the covers and slowly opened my eyes. I stared at the ceilings and rubbed my eyes. I slowly sit up and yawn but I stopped midway when I saw a little girl playing with her toys. Shit! Who the fuck is this! The girl turned around and we locked eyes. Hey, eyes are like mine…
"Who-
"Mommy!"
The girl immediately jumps to the bed and hugged me. "I missed you, Mommy!" The girl kissed my cheek and hugged me again. While she is so excited about seeing me, I was in super deep thought. Holy shit I got kid?! How the fuck did that even happened in the first place?! Maybe she is adopted but no! She looks exactly like Elsa! What the fuck am I gonna do now?!
"Mommy, are you alright? You look very troubled."
I blinked a couple of times then shook my head. "I'm all right! You don't need to worry now little kid." I pat her head and laughed but in the inside, I am so nervous that she might notice I'm not her mother.
The girl smiled and nodded. "Can we play outside pleeeeaseee?" The girl pouted then her eyes were shining like diamonds. Fuck… how can I resist to this thing in front of me?! I guess this is what Elsa feels like when I do this to her.
I sighed "Yeah, sure do whatever you want." Then she exploded from joy. The girl went up and down then started shaking me.
"Thank you thank you thank you!" The girl suddenly pulled me out of the bed and I fell. "I'm so sorry Mommy! I was just excited to play with you…" The girl looked like she was on verge of tears then I started to panic.
"No no no no no! Don't cry please just don't!" I tried shaking her to stop her from crying but I only made it worst. "Please don't cry! I don't like seeing somebody crying because I will cry too!" but her head is still bowed down and I saw a tear fall down on her face.
I felt something broke inside me when I saw her eyes brightening because of her tears. Then all of sudden she pushed me. But why would she- "I know you're not my mother." Shit.
Anna's Notes:
How come your writing approved? Did your mother help you with these? - Anna. Well... I just loved reading books! So I tried their format and it makes the chapter very long! Copycat - Anna. No, it's not! You know what? I would like us to be friends :) I don't care! - Anna. I'm just going to ignore you and ask again some questions. We don't care! - Anna. If you marry yourself can you fuck yourself, Anna? Oh Shit! - Kristoff. Honestly, as much as I want Anna to suffer I also want to protect her so please don't harass her - Elsa. Hah! You've got nothing to say, bitch! - Anna. I am honestly feeling so harassed right now.