So this is my extra chapter. Sorry, the Levi Neko part two took a long time to write believe it or not. Oh and I know this is a Levi and Eren one shot book but a special someone's birthday is coming up so he will be talked about more in the chapter. Can you guess? ITS ARMIN! My smart lil baby's birthday is November 3rd. I'll post a picture of him on Pintrest. Anyway enjoy the chapter.
Levi: Good morning Eren.
Levi: Eren?
Levi: Damnit brat! Its 9 am! Wake up!
Eren: Levi~ let me sleep!
Levi: Wake up or I'm coming home and I'm dragging you out of the bed by your ankles -_-
Eren: Wait. Your not at home? I wanna cuddle!
Levi: Shitty brat, im at work!
Eren: Boo! I want pancakes! Make me pancakes! \(6_6)\
Levi: What kind of fucking emoji is that? And make your own damn pancakes Eren. I'm. At. Work!
Eren: Its my emoji. Fine I'll just eat some cereal.
Levi: Whatever Eren. And make up the fuckin bed! Lazy shit.
Eren: Mood swings much? Wait let me guess! Someone's on their period~ ^.-
Levi: ... If I didn't love you... I would have killed you by now.
Eren: But you do. So deal with it. Levi~! No good cereal is open!
Levi: Don't you fucking dare open another box...
Eren: I'm gonna do it!
Levi: I fucking swear... If you open another box...
Eren: Yay! Frosted Mini Wheats!
Levi: You little bitch. Are you even fully awake?
Eren: No. Not really. Levi. I think I'm pregnant. Your the father. Will you take care of us?
Levi: ~_~ Eren. Your a male. YOU CANT GET PREGNANT! Why do you think that anyway?
Eren: I'm soooooo fucking hungryyyyyyyyyyy
Levi: Eren. Go do something with your life. Go read a book.
Eren: I am.
Levi: Your reading a book? At the table?
Eren: No. On the couch, I finished my breakfast. This doujinshi is hot. Levi you wanna have sex?
Levi: WHY ARE YOU READING A DOUJINSHI AT 9:30 IN THE MORNING?! And I can't have sex Eren. IM AT WORK!
Eren: What else am I suppose to read? Moby Dick? See what I did there ^.^ and I could come during your lunch break. We'll have sex in your office.
Levi: Yes brat, I did. And no. Cause I'd have to clean up and reorganize papers.
Eren: No. You could sit and do your work while I sit under the table and give you a blowjob!
Levi: As tempting as it seems... Who's to say Hanji won't open the door like when you Skype'd me?
Eren: Well she didnt see anything. Thanks to your fast reflexes. And, we could just lock the door.
Levi: Hanji knows how to lock pick doors.
Eren: Ugh! Why?! Now I'm going to get blue balls.
Levi: LOL :)
Eren: Fuck you, Levi.
Levi: LOL, can't. I'm at work. Enjoy you blue balls Eren.
Eren: I'm done. I'm going back to sleep.
Levi: LOL. Are you mad?
Levi: Eren?
Levi: I love you.
Eren: Love you too. Let me sleep Levi.
Levi: Sleep well my brat.
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Did y'all like it? I know it was short but changing between bold and italics on a tablet is hard. Hehehe. Sex joke. Anyway hope y'all enjoyed my chapters :). Wait! I almost forgot! *throws confetti* THANK YOU FOR 2K READS! :) I looked earlier and over 2K people have read. And some readers aren't even in the U.S! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I'll continue to work hard to give y'all new chapters!
