Author's Note: This is probably the most crazy stupid thing I ever put together next to my recent manga, "Antigone," (Not to confuse with the Greek Antigone, it's [an-tee-go-nay] about all my previous anime combined. It's funny as hell. No. I think this was inspired by a movie or something. I don't know what I was doing to come up with this. I'm still debating whether or not it's funny or just plain out retarded. For once, I am going to get ahead of myself and say... nope, forget just read the story.

So...Kid and Black were walking to the academy together, disappointed for wasting their time in a movie theater, containing a movie that was retarded in their opinion. The reason why they chose the academy to walk to is because that Liz and Patty were told to wait for them there, and they ended up watching a movie.

The two ran into Stein on the way.

"You two look bummed out," he replied.

"We are," Kid responded.

"Yeah, it defiantly wasn't worth my time," Black Star added.

"Mine's either."

"What was it about?" asked Stein.

"Something about two people switching souls or bodies or whatever. It was stupid. Completely pointless," Kid explained.

"Yeah, that could never happen," said Black Star.

"Actually it can if two dead bodies are close enough," replied Stein.

"What?" gasped Black Star and Kid. Stein nodded. He took out a scalpel from his pocket.

"Look, he carries it in his pocket," Black Star whispered to Kid.

"Wanna see how?" he asked with a creepy smile on his face. Sweatdrops came down the heads of Kid and Black Star. They both started to back away slowly. Stein moved up to them with the scalpel in his hand. The two started to run but Stein caught up to them and stabbed them in the backs. They dropped dead.

"You two die so many times in this fic. You ought to be little cats. I don't even think you're halfway done yet..." laughed Stein, dragging the dead bodies to his lab.

He brought them in the lab and brought them both back...only Kid was Black Star and Black Star was Kid.

"Ha! Now I have your awesomeness, Kid!" screamed Black Star from Kid's body.

"Aww, I was hoping I wouldn't have to see Kid talking like that. Oh well. Enjoy," Stein replied.

"Wait, we never asked you to do this," Kid pointed out from Black Star's body.

"Good lord, you make Black Star seem so...intelligent...it's...it's creepier than me. I have to up my skills..." Stein muttered.

"Stein, this is stupid. Give us our bodies back, I can't make Black Star intelligent. That's like...that's like Maka on crack...and cocain...and meth...and everything else."

"Why Maka, though?"

"MAKA'S ON DRUGS? NO!" screamed Spirit from outside the lab.

"What are you doing here?" asked Stein.

"I was just walking by and Kid said that my sweet daughter was on drugs!"

"She's not on drugs, and that wasn't Kid. It was Black Star."

"What? He sounds...so...intelligent..." Spirit walked away slowly.

"Dammit, when you're in your own body, you appear to be more awesome than me. In my body, you can rule the world. This sucks!" whined Black Star.

"Kid...seems so...idiotic. This...this is too much..." gasped Stein.

"Ha! I can rule the world too, because you sound too...wait a minute! I'm not idiotic!" screamed Black Star.

"Stop talking, both of you! If you're going to talk like that, you'll have to leave!" snapped Stein.

Kid and Black Star left the room. They hated each other even more now.

"Ha! Now that I have your body, I can celebrate birthdays just as well as you and I can control the world," laughed Black Star.

"God, I don't like to see myself talk with your voice, especially if I know your voice actor is a girl," said Kid.

"Shut up! You're just mad because I'm going to rule the world with your body!"

"You couldn't celebrate birthdays like I can or anything else I can do perfectly well because you only have my body, not my soul."

"Ew, don't talk to me while facing me. You're voice coming out my mouth makes me look gay."

"Gay! Why am I being accused of this all the time!"

"Why are you getting so worked up about it?"

"Why are you?"

"I'm not!"

"Hey, Kid. Hey, Black Star," greeted Liz as she found the two in the halls.

"Ah, Liz, Patty. I'm sorry about this. Me and Black Star went to see a movie. Trust me, you didn't miss anything," Kid explained. Liz and Patty tilted their heads at him.

"Black Star...? You seem so...calm and intelligent..." whimpered Liz.

"He sounds like Kid!" cheered Patty.

"It is Kid. Stein switched our souls," Kid explained.

"But...it's so weird."

"Don't worry about it. By the end of the day we should be able to get our bodies back."

"You know, Kid...your soft voice is making Black Star seem sexy."

"What?! Kid isn't the key to everything, you know!" screamed Black Star.

"Black Star, you just make Kid seem so...young, naïve, and idiotic," Liz replied.

"Dammit! She extended it! You know what, Kid? I'm gonna kill you...again!"

"NO! I'm sick of dying! Besides, you were only going to kill me that one time, not even a second time."

"I killed you once, I can kill you again!"

"Black Star, where have you been?" asked Tsubaki who was walking through the halls looking for the two.

"Oh, Tsubaki, it's..." Kid started. Tsubaki pulled him over and took him home.

"Well, Liz and Patty, I guess it's just us now," laughed Black Star.

"Yeah, let's get out of here. Uh...do you even have the slightest clue on how to keep Kid's house?" asked Liz.

"Of course not! I'll trash it!"

"No, don't do that. That would break his heart."

"That's the point!" Liz took him by the neck and shoved him to the ground.

"I won't let you hurt Kid..." She looked at him.

"DAMMIT! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE KID'S SEXY FACE?!" she screamed.

"Wait, first you said that my body was sexy with Kid's voice, and now you're saying that I'm just...sexy?" asked Black Star.

"Yes, I can't help it. I...I can't even bring myself to hurt you."

"So...my good looks keeps me from getting hurt..."

"No, you idiot. I can't hurt the body of the person I love. I don't think Kid's looks is going to save your ass anywhere else."

"Oh yeah? I bet you if I don't say anything, the world will be mine by the end of the day."

"Black Star, Kid has no intentions to rule the world, which is why you won't be able to do that just because you're in his body."

"I'm talking about Kid in my body. His calm voice, and my excellent body together will have the world in my hands. If I don't say anything, they'll be no suspicion about the voices. I'll just act as cute and innocent Kid, while he rules the world with my body. Stein's going to switch at the end of the day. The world will be mine! Hahahaha! Yahoo!"

Liz punched him in the face. "Okay, that brought me to hurt you."

"It's fine! If I keep my mouth shut, the world will be mine by the end of the day!"

Black Star stood up and put his hands in his pockets the way Kid would.

"Come on, Liz, we should be getting home now," he tried to say softly. He voice was so enthusiastic it was almost impossible.

"I guess you have a point. If you didn't talk, I never would've suspected that you were Black Star," whimpered Liz, who was now getting nervous.

"Why, yes, of course, Liz. It's perfect."

"Holy shit, he's starting to sound like him," thought Liz. "This could go badly."

Meanwhile, Tsubaki was falling in love with Kid's voice, so he found a way to escape her. As he walked around, he met an old friend.

"Hi, Black Star!" cheered a fairly high voice. "I remember you. You were the guy my old reaper couldn't stand, although he did say that he still cared about you a little bit, he couldn't stand you. I'm not really sure how you could kill someone you cared about, but I guess that just proves that he couldn't stand you,"

"Raven! I get it!"

"Black Star, you finally matured. You sound like Reaper."

"I am."

"You're a reaper?"

"Yes, I mean, no, dammit..."

"Black Star, why didn't you tell me you were a reaper. I could've been working with you. Anything you want, Reaper*Two?"

"Wha-no! Raven I'm-"

"You're my reaper! I know. Let's go! Right now!"

"But-"

"Oh...I get it. You don't want me. That's...understandable..."

"Raven, you can stay, it's just that I'd have to clear with Tsubaki."

"Hey, does that mean Tsubaki is a reaper too, or is she just your weapon, like my last reaper's?"

"She's...just a weapon, but Raven, I'm-"

"Hey, remember when she had a huge crush on you? I don't know how I know that, but I do, and she had a huge crush on you, I mean, I could've sworn that woman raped you, or at least tried, but either or, she had a crush on you and a big one."

"Raven, I get it, she still does but, I'm not-"

"Aren't you mad about that though? She's your weapon. You should fight for her love."

"Raven, I don't like her back, I like Liz, but Raven-"

"Eh, good luck with that, Kid likes her too."

"How'd you know that?"

"He told me when I was his Raven. He almost choked me because he thought me and Liz liked each other."

"I know that, Raven, but-"

"How would you know that, Reaper*Two?"

"Because I'm-"

"You know, I'm not really worried about it. Let's go!" Raven flew off. Kid chased after him. After the two made it back inside with Tsubaki, Stein called and said that he was ready to return them to their rightful places.

"No~! Don't do that yet! Raven's here and thinks that I'm Black Star and that he's a reaper!" Kid yelled, but Stein hung up by then.

"You're not Black Star?" asked Tsubaki.

"Yes he is! He's my reaper!" cheered Raven. "What a great birthday gift!"

"Birthday?" Kid freaked. "No! That's why something as weird, crazy and stupid like this is going on! It's Raven's birthday now! I wish I would've known this sooner! I have to celebrate it after all he's done for me, but I can't do as Black Star!"

"Aw, Reaper*Two, you don't have to go out your way for me."

"Of course I have to. You're the best thing that ever happened to me...almost."

"Really? I was only here for a second. Maybe you're homo like my old reaper..."

"I am not homo! Why do you keep saying that?"

"It's the first time I said it to you. Oh well. I'm glad you accepted me, Reaper*Two."

"I didn't approve!" snapped Tsubaki.

"No, Tsubaki, you don't understand-" Kid started.

"Reaper*Two doesn't have to wait for anyone's approval!" snapped Raven.

"How outspoken, he became. After losing me, he most defiantly wants to keep any reaper he possibly find and for as long as possible," Kid thought to himself. "Oh, how I missed him...but if I took him back, then Liz...I wish I could do something. I have to do something for him."

Kid started to think of what he could do. He then thought of his father.

"Yes! It's perfect! He would most likely accept Raven! And when he does, he'll be completely satisfied for sure! I'm a good or what? Now, that's a good plan, but I can't do it as Black Star. Let me get to Stein so we can get our bodies back.

Little did Kid know that Black Star was using his body to become a nuance to Death City. He came to the conclusion that if he did talk, he could settle a bad reputation for Kid as Kid gave him a good reputation.

He did terrible things like scream at people, throw the skateboard to break windows and even paint kishin souls blue and make Kid seem evil.

Once the two were finally switched around, Black Star revealed everything he did to Kid.

"Yeah, once the news got out, I tried to convince your friends that it wasn't you, but they wouldn't believe me. No...you can't be more creepy than me...you can't be...it's not possible..." whimpered Stein.

"Stein, snap out of it! Everyone thinks I'm becoming a kishin!" yelled Kid.

"There's nothing I can do about that, Kid. You'll have to fix that yourself."

"But how? He's already gone, I don't know what to do."

"Just think about it. There's only one Death the Kid in the world while there's probably about a million Black Star's around."

"Hey, you're right. I'll have to use that to fix my situation. And if the news has already hit my friends, then I know my dad's pissed. I'll have to straighten things out, but first things first..."

Kid ran home to check on Liz and Patty. Black Star trashed his house and tied the two up in a corner with their mouths taped shut. Kid untied them and asked them what happened.

"Kid, you have to stop Black Star. He used your body to make you seem like a criminal!" yelled Liz.

"That was Black Star?" asked Patty.

"Well, come on, let's get him now."

Liz and Patty went to weapon form to find Black Star. As Kid searched he found a whole sky of ravens.

"Oh no, I forgot..." Kid whimpered to himself. "But that's fine because I, the mighty Death the Kid will bring an end to all of this!"

Kid stopped himself and shot a look saying, "what the fuck...?"

Liz and Patty looked up at him like, "what the mother fuck...?"

Kid put the guns up to his face and shot himself for sounding so much like Black Star.

"Kid, I know that was an awkward moment, but damn..." whimpered Liz.

"No, I can't sound like that...jerk..."

"NO! YOU DID IT AGAIN! YOU KEEP ACTING MORE CREEPY THAN ME! NO ONE CAN BE CREEPER THAN ME!" snapped Stein from nowhere.

"Why are you behind me?" asked Kid.

"I've come to destroy you so you don't break my creepy record..."

"Since when do you care who's creepier than you?"

"Since someone actually became creepier than me."

"What? You did it."

"That's why I'm undoing it...by killing you!"

"Whoa...it came from 'destroy' to 'kill.'"

"Hey, Kid, he looks like he's about to rape you..." whimpered Liz.

"Rape, yay!" laughed Patty.

"Liz, Patty, shut up!" screamed Kid.

"Yes...THAT'LL MAKE ME AN ETERNAL CREEP!"

"Whoa, back up, Stein!"

Kid rode away on his skateboard.

"GIVE ME THAT ASS!"

Whoa...this is getting too weird...Let me start over.

Kid, Liz and Patty were walking through the halls of the academy, running into Soul and Maka.

Yeah, I actually did it. Your author is a weirdo.

"Hey, Kid, I just saw Raven not too long ago," said Maka.

"Really? How is he?" asked Kid.

"He's doing alright. He said he found a place for himself, but he doesn't have a reaper."

"Kid, you didn't have to get rid of him," said Liz.

"No, we never would've gone past the last chapter if I would've kept him."

"Well, he said it was his birthday today," said Maka.

"Really?"

"Yeah, I saw him yesterday."

"I HAVE TO CELEBRATE IT THEN!"

"Hahaha! I'll celebrate it before you do!" laughed Black Star.

"No, that's what was going to happen in that crack fic up top, but I'm discluding you now!"

"You can't do that."

"Yes I can. This fic was originally mine in the first place and after this, I'm making sure this author gets the message and that the next few chapters are as normal as possible! Leave, Black Star, before I make you!"

"MAKE ME!"

*5 minutes later*

Kid forced Black Star underground.

"Wow, did you really have to go that far?" asked Maka who was standing behind him along with Soul and the other three weapons.

"Yeah, he can find his way out. Tsubaki, you might want to dig him out before he runs out of oxygen," Kid responded. Tsubaki ran up to him and hugged him.

"No, Kid! He can die! I want you! I love you!" she cried. Kid pushed her away.

"I'm sorry, Tsubaki. You'll have to give it up. I don't like you that way. The only one I truly love is Liz!"

"Liz...? But she didn't win the war..." whimpered Tsubaki. "MAKA YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL LIZ!"

"Well, you didn't let me..." pouted Maka.

"Kill Liz for what?" asked Soul.

"Uh...hey, there, Soul, when'd you get here?" giggled Maka.

"I've been here since the beginning of the second try. Are you...are you cheating on me...?"

"Soul, no! I would never!"

"Obviously you love Kid, so I guess I'll just...leave...!"

"Soul, no! I love you! I love you! I've always loved you!"

"Holy shit, you do?"

"Uh..."

"Maka...I was just joking..."

"Uh..."

"You really love me?"

"Uh..."

"Then I'll just have to date Blair...!"

"Soul, no!"

"Why are they running?" asked Kid.

"I don't know, but I think Tsubaki got the point," responded Liz. Kid looked down and noticed that the hole was digged up and Black Star had escaped.

"Eh, just as long as he leaves me alone." With that said, a bird sat on his shoulder.

"Raven?" whimpered Kid.

"Reaper!" cheered Raven, going into human form. He hugged him. Kid hugged back. The two cried in happiness.

"You know, Raven, I have to admit, I missed you too," said Liz.

"Yeah, she was crying over you and everything!" joked Kid.

"I WAS NOT!" screamed Liz.

"I heard it was your birthday today," said Kid.

"You're going to celebrate it?!" asked Raven. Kid smiled at him and nodded.

"Come with me, my fine feathered friend."

Kid, Liz and Patty took Raven home and baked him a cake. Raven happily ate it with a huge smile on his face. Liz and Patty joined him.

"Alright, let's cut to the chase, since the author already wasted his or her time, I know you worked very hard to find a reaper and serve it for the rest of your life," Kid broke down.

"YOU'RE TAKING ME BACK!" cheered Raven who hopped up and hugged him.

"No, Raven. I would, but I have to consider Liz's feelings."

"I understand." Raven sat back down. "You don't want to reveal your homosexuality."

"GOD DAMMIT, I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!" Kid punched him in the face.

"I'm sorry, Reaper...or...Kid..." Kid tilted his head at him.

"You can...still call me that, Raven. I decided I'd take you to my father. He's a reaper as well as I am. What do you think?"

"That'd be great! Thanks, Reaper!"

Author's note: And so...Raven went to stay at the academy with Lord Death! The end! Sorry this went so badly.

Death the Kid: Perhaps we need to have a discussion.

Author: Uh...

Death the Kid: The chapter's over. Let's go...

Author: Uh...no thanks.

*pulls out death cannon*

Author: We should get going! See ya later! ^^'