Prepare yourselves for the biggest battle I have ever done!

Kelso versus Kirlia!

Who will win?

I am so proud of this chapter, it's not even funny.

Well... the chapter is... but my pride isn't...

Oh well ya Got the point... right?

I still no Own Pokemon. But this is my own original work!

Warning: Feelings will be hurt.

I may not be the first to think about insulting male Kirlia and I'm sure that I won't be the last.

Now Let's get this party started!

Ch. 21 (35) All the Colors of the Kelso.

(Marcus's POV)

"Just go! We'll hold off Kirlia, until you find Mom."

"(Alright, I'm going.)," Bobby nodded as he ran off.

"(Get back here!)," Kirlia sneered and dashed to fallow Bobby.

"(Oh no you don't)," Kelso yelled as he jumped on Kirlia's back.

"(Get off of me!)," Kirlia was preparing to use teleport.

"Kelso use Bind, so that he can't teleport after Bobby!" Kelso's tail shimmered a similar color as Kirlia as it wrapped itself around Kirlia.

"(Let me go!)," Kirlia yelled as he used a psychic attack to try to force off Kelso's bind.

"(Boss, he's breaking free!)"

"Use your Color Change ability to weaken his attack's effect."

"(Right away Boss)," Kelso turned pitch black with red outlines. Becoming a Dark type seemed to have some effect, but not for long.

"(Grrr! This guy's stronger Physically than he looks)," Kelso's dark voice sent shivers down my spine.

"(What did you expect? I fight off darkness for a living,)"

"Just keep him there a little bit longer Kelso!"

"(Dagit, The skirt wearing sissy's slipping through!)"

"Then use Furry Swipes to brake his concentration!"

"(With pleasure Boss.)," Kelso grinned evilly as he swiped ferociously in a manor that looked more like bashing Kirlia's skull in. What scared me the most about those hits was that Kelso seemed to be enjoying it. When he started laughing, I knew that he was enjoying it too much.

"Kelso, control yourself!"

"(Huh, Sorry Boss!)" Kelso blinked back to his original colors. Kirlia's eyes flashed open as he teleported out of Kelso's grip.

"Crimoney, he got away."

"(Sorry Boss! I didn't mean to let him go.)"

"It's alright, Kelso. Hopefully Bobby had enough time to find Mom."

"(We barely got him two minutes, Boss.)"

"Two minutes is better than nothing."

"(So you're possessed too.)," Kirlia called from a nearby tree.

"He's still here?"

"(I can see that Boss!)"

"That was a rhetorical question Kelso...," I glared.

"(Sorry, Boss! I'm still not used to you being able to understand me.)"

"(The Human can do what?)," Kirlia nearly fell out of the tree.

"Um, translation Kelso?"

"(He said "The human can do what?")," Kelso mimicked Kirlia's colors and voice.

"Wow, that's pretty good Kelso," I commented, then got an idea, "Except you forgot to get on your toes."

"(Like this boss?)," Kelso tried again.

"Not quite, Don't smile. Do it more like performance plan SLYMI-2 or even plan WAK-4."

I winked, Kelso nodded and got higher on his toes, "Perfect!"

"(I don't believe what I'm seeing.)," Kirlia was still in shock that I could understand Kelso perfectly.

"("De Hueman con du whut?")," Kelso mimicked a little snootier, "("I Don't be-Lea-ah-vah What I am SEEing.")"

"I dare say, you have it impetuously," I laughed at my own funny accent.

"(Look Boss!)," Kelso said as he wrapped himself with his tail, "(I can even mimic his skirt!)"

"(La la la La!)", Kelso twirled around a little bit and shook his hips, "(Boom! Chika! Boom! Chika! Boom! Chika! Boom!)"

"(I'm still here you know!)," Kirlia was appalled.

"No, no Kelso. Wear it like a boa."

"(Like this boss?)," Kelso posed ,"(Oh look at me, I am a girly male Kirlia! Whoooooh!)"

"(That's it! Good Guy or Not! I am going to KILL YOU BOTH!)," Kirlia raged with a clearly distinct image of fire and lava behind him.

"Um, think you went a little too far there Kelso?.... Kelso?"

I turned around to find that Kelso had was missing, "Why that Scared Little Skitty."

The Kirlia started spinning so fast that he made a tornado appear. And the tornado was coming right at me.

"Oh, snap," I ran, but the tornado was getting closer by the second, "Kelso, Mom will be very angry with you for letting me get hurt! And she'll use Molly to do it too!"

The tornado was getting closer and it was getting harder to run away from it.

"Kelso!"

"(Already on it, Boss!)"

Out of the bushes jumped almost twenty Kelsos. Each one was a different color.

"(Bet you can't hit me!)," they all shouted.

The tornado chased after the Kelso clones, but was unable to decide which on to go after. It spent three or four seconds chasing one then it would go off to chase a different one. The tornado stopped and shot out show of what could only have been a Magical Leaf attack. The rainbow colored leaves shot out in all directions, but didn't hit a single copy.

"(You can't hit me!)," the Clones chanted as they dodged the leaves with ease, "(You can't hit me! You can't hit me! You can't hit me!)" However, Magical Leaf never misses.

"(Oh Snap!)," one Kelso cussed as the leaves all started going straight for him. This Kelso changed from deep blue to flaming red and orange. The copy then took the hit and slid back a few feet.

"(Is that all you've got! Magikarp hit harder than you with their Splash attack!)" this Kelso yelled, "(I dare ya to try it again.)"

The Kelsos all turned the same color and started gathering around the first one. They all danced and mixed up with each other. Changing their colors randomly to make picking out the real one even harder to follow.

"(Now try to find the real me! Take a pick.)," they all called with emotions in respect to their colors. The tornado dispersed and Kirlia floated back down to the ground. He grinned.

"(I wont have to... I know which one is you.)," Kirlia pointed to a single Kelso, "(the real you is the only one that was damaged. Confusion!)"

I watched as the Kelso clones turned black and red, but the single Kelso was selected out of all of them. Kirlia lifted this Kelso into the air despite that he was a dark-type.

"Wrong choice, Kelso counter with Psybeam!"

"(With pleasure Boss!)," the Real Kelso cried as he crash from underground under Kirlia's feet. Kirlia was so shocked to see the real Kelso burst from the ground that he was not able to defend himself as the rainbow psychic energy made contact in pointblank range.

"Great job Kelso," I ran to Kelso's side, "We'll call that one performance WAK-6."

"(What trickery is this!)," Kirlia huffed as it got back up, "(How are you not not even scratched?)"

"So is he impressed with your performance Kelso?"

"(Totally shocked in awe, Boss. Though, I think we should have at least tested plan WAK-5 on him.)"

"Maybe, but we need to practice that one a bit more. We can't afford to mess up like with plan TMC-3a."

"(Oh, yeah.)," Kelso shivered, "(Don't want that to happen again.)"

"(You planed this!)"

"Um, Kelso?"

"(He wants to know how we were able to plan this.)"

"Why don't you show him Kelso?"

"(Alright Boss.)," Keslo motioned the damaged Kelso to come forward, "(Say hi to my little friend Kelsub.)"

"(Hiya!)," the clone waved.

"(There were more than one of you?)"

"(Nope! Kelsub is nothing, but a clone. Unlike my Double Team clones, Kelsub is made from Substitute. An attack that has my personal signature, DNA and Aura. Any and all attacks that you performed would have been attracted to Kelsub like a magnet. Leaving me unscratched.)"

"(It really hurts to be made only to be a scapegoat,)" Kelsub sighed, "(but I found that it's fun to surprise people!)"

"(While Kelsub and my Double Team Kelso's distracted you, I took the time to dig underground were you weren't looking.)"

"Kelso is a real Magician, whenever he's performing."

"(But a real magician never reveals his tricks.)"

"(It's not like you'll be able to tell anyone.)," Kelso shrugged.

"Um, Kelso," I was slightly confused about Kelso's comment, "Tell who what?"

"(Oops, sorry Boss. Forgot that you can't understand him.)"

"(It is a pretty nice trick, but it wont work twice.)," Kirlia said as he disappeared, "(I will be back.)"

"Kelso, is he still going after Bobby?"

"(I don't think so, he seems to have forgotten all about him.)"

"Why do you say that?"

"(I've only seen that look from one other person in my life. Trust me. He forgot all about Bobby.)," suddenly there was an in the direction of the Pokemon Center.

"Oh, no!"

We started running for the Pokemon Center, praying that it wasn't too late.

(5 seconds ago Kirlia's POV)

"(It is a pretty nice trick, but it wont work twice.)," I called out as I Teleported back to Gabriel's 'camp', "(I will be back.)"

"(I'll get that Kelceon, and his little Sub too.)," I started laughing maniacally for some reason. My guess is that the battles had worn me out to that point.

"(Ooh Pretty!)"

"(No, Ambrose don't touch that!)," I cried out before the explosion engulfed the outhouse. I ran to the what was left of the building.

"(Just had to touch it didn't you?)," I yelled at my partner, "(I told you not to touch it and what do you do? You go on and touch it anyways!)"

"(Sorry, I didn't know it was going to explode!)," Ambross waved his arms around in the air with his eyes opened wide. I almost fell for his watery eyes.

"(What did you think happens went electricity touches gas clouds!)," I yelled, picking up Master Samuels from the rubble of the outhouse, "(You're just lucky Master Samuels is still breathing, If he wasn't, I'd make sure you'd join him in the Great Beyond!)"

Yes, folks. Gabriel is still alive.

I couldn't kill him if I wanted to.

(And boy do I want to.)

Time to review!

Tell me what you think of Kelso's latest Performance.

Tear down my pride if you must. Just don't be predigest about it.

I am personally really proud of Performance plan WAK-6.

Wack
A
Kelso
6th Version

It's so much better than performance TMC-3a.

Tao
Mortal
Combat
3a Version

As for performance SLYMI-2...

Styling
Like
You're a
Mega
Idol
2nd Version

Gabriel is now in stage 8...

God save us all.