A/N: Another one-sided canon, though this one's more silly. I wasn't feeling the dramatic side of their relationship. x3 Thanks to Angelic Guardian for the idea of this one as a canon one-sided pairing. Hmm. Maybe this means I also have to include Shigure/Mayuko as canon, since they did date once? They had a pretty loveless relationship, though. Tell me what you think.

Haha. What Kagura does here is DEFINITELY what I do through every one of my math classes!

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Words: 263
Characters: Kyo, Kagura
Time: Anytime
Genre: Humor

Disclaimer: Everything you recognize belongs to Takaya Natsuki, not me.

"Kagura. I agreed to tutor you only because you promised you would work, not spend the whole time staring at me like that!" Kyo growled through gritted teeth.

Kagura blinked dreamily. "What, Kyo-kun? Did you say something?"

"Kagura!"

With a hiss of annoyance, Kyo slammed her math textbook closed, so hard that one of the legs of the admittedly flimsy coffeetable snapped and sent all of Kagura's notebooks, tests, and practice problems cascading to the floor. The resulting crash seemed to shake Kagura from her lovestruck stupor, and she looked shocked.

"Kyo-kun! Look what you did!"

"Me!" roared Kyo. "You were the one driving me up the wall - "

But he stopped suddenly. His eyes had fallen on a page of what was supposed to be her math notes – only it was so filled with doodles that not a single word of the subject matter was legible. Hearts lined the margins, little swirls dotted every i and filled every o, and – worst of all – in every blank space she had drawn a cat, or a wide-eyed kitten, many of which with the words I LOVE KAGURA, FROM KYO hanging from a ribbon around its neck.

For a moment, Kyo seethed with anger that was too deep for words. Kagura's hopeful smile helped him find his voice. He threw her notebook furiously, hopelessly, into the air, which he supposed was a least a little kinder than tearing it to pieces like he wanted to.

"No wonder you needed tutoring! You never pay attention!"