Dear Dirt Face

by Roman Army

Yep I am taking Dear Fanfiction and Dear Rick Riordan and turning it around. These are letters to your least favorite Queen of the dirt. That's right it is Gaea. Rated T for language

21. Chapter 21

January 2, 2014

Dear Dirt Face,
I just want to start off and say Happy New Year! All I know is that it's going to be happy new year once we beat your old potty sludge but Gaea. I just want you to know that my new year resolution is to beat Gaea and find my way back to Calypso.

Sincerely yours,

The always sexy Leo Valdez