TayZay: *staring at the monitor* I love every single one of you guys, but you're all fucking nuts *looks at all of the reviewers with bags under my eyes* then again, so am I. At least I've got you all to keep me on my toes
Britain: you're not the only one *lust potion has worn off now as he sleepily rubs his eye* can I read the first question?
TayZay: *hugs him* yeah
America: *walks in right at that moment* T_T are you kidding me right now?
TayZay: it's not like that *pulls America into a hug and never lets go of either of them* take it away, Britain!
Britain: ok..the first question asks-
From: Oakwyrm
"Oliver: *snuggles up to China, oblivious to the world around him*
Me: Now, Scotland, is there anyone you like?"
TayZay: shit, I fucking forgot all about that asshole -_-
Scotland: who the fuck're you callin' an asshole, huh?! And no, there's not a single person around here worth liking! Except maybe that one reviewer...
TayZay: what one reviewer?
Scotland: none a you're fucking business! Keep your ears clogged and your eyes to the floor!
TayZay: you're worse than last time
America: quit talking to her like that! *steps up*
TayZay: leave him alone, he's not worth it
Scotland: *looks at Oak and grins mischievously* although you're kinda cute...
Britain: no, no, and no! *shoves his brother away* I don't want any of these girls having to date a bloody heartbreaking troublemaker, or even mess around with a wanker like you! So don' .think about it
Scotland: *laughs* me?! A wanker?! Don't even come at me with that mess!
TayZay: can we just move on already? *glares at Scotland* I swear I hope some sheep rapes you in your sleep, grimy bastard *turns to the monitor* next review!
From: Guest
"DCandCarins:DC: Anyway... Hungary, Moscow and Warsaw said they'd help record
yaoi if you ever needed any help...
Carins: Moscow's alright when she's not in "Russia Mode," but Warsaw? That
girl... crikey.
DC: Apparently, the only time she can sit still and shut up is when she's
recording yaoi.
Carins: Really? O.O
Oh! I just thought of a question!
Alright, Russia, Canada, and Prussia get to answer this one: You're locked in
a room with no windows (There's a door, but it's locked, of course) A rabid
Warsaw who's been hyped up on coffe, an England who got hit with a lust
potion, and a couch are the only things in the room. How do you get out?
DC: Holy Roman Empire, Batman, how DO you get out?
Carins: We'll see. :D
DC: Oh yeah, England. We promise we weren't the ones that stole the potions,
we're only trolling Austria and France.
Carins: I don't think I want to know what you have planned for France... -.-
DC: Oh don't worry, it only involves a little something London found at your
house... under your bed...
Carins: O.O YOU LITTLE BUGGER! You were going through the stuff under my bed
again, weren't you?
DC: MWAH HA HA! *runs for her life*
Carins: GET BACK 'ERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR SORRY *QUAAAAAAAAACCCCCK*!
Admin: *troll face* Hehe... I found the button. :3 Well, g'night! Troll Day
tommorrow!"
Hungary: good! I'll really appreciate zhe help *smiles*
Prussia: *had fallen asleep with his head in her lap*
TayZay: AWWWWWW! :3
Hungary: *grabs my shirt and pulls me forward* do NOT make a scene, ve are NOT in love, and don't say a VORD to him vhen he vakes up!
TayZay: *simply smiles* did you notice how I just so happened to never even hint at you being in love? And I wasn't intending on ruining your guys' relationship like that...
Hungary: ...
TayZay: *kisses her cheek and smacks her ass somehow, despite he sitting down* love you, girlie
Hungary: *blushesI* don't call me zhat!
TayZay: *glances back at her as I walk back to America* why? Only HE can call you that? *giggles*
Hungary: *blushes even more*
Russia: I don't mind Moscow, she's good company, da? n.n looks like I have a situation question..I actually wouldn't get out, it'd be fun to see what happens :)
America: whoa, Russia's a freak nasty! XD
Russia: *stares coldly at him* don't call me that. Only TayZay-chan can make comments like that
TayZay: why only me? *blinks cluelessly*
Russia: because it's funny when you say it. Your boyfriend just sounds annoying over there..
America: I was trying to make our issues less awkward, but ya gone and fucked it up again. Thanks -.-
Canada: I hate these types of situations. I wouldn't know how to get down..grab Russia and bust the door down. He's a weapon in and of itself, and as for Britain-
Britain: wait, Canada's here? I never saw him come by!
Canada: 'cause you were busy sucking my brother's di-
Britain: is he still here? Canada, where are you?
TayZay: *grabs his face and turns him towards the guy he's looking for* look REAL hard, Brit! you see?!
Britain: no one, and nothing
Canada: ... *faces the monitor again, thoughtful for any other answers* yeah. As I was saying, I'd really have to avoid Britain, considering his mouth has already been on my brother's penis, and that's just really gross to me X(
TayZay: *giggles* cute. As for you, Prussia?
Hungary: *gently rocks him until he wakes up*
Prussia: mmh? *turns over on his back and looks up at her* girlie...*smiles sleepily* hallo, cutie~
Hungary: *glares despite her blush*
Prussia: vhat is it, Tay? *slowly sits up* oh! A situation for me-*reads it as his smile quickly disappears* kill myself. That's my option
TayZay: don't do that. We might miss you ^.^
Prussia: "might"?!
Holy Roman Empire: how do I get out? Good question...probably follow Canada's lead
Germany: oh. Little me
TayZay: I KNEW IT!
Germany: it's not zhat hard to figure out -_-"
Holy Roman Empire: *looks to Hungary and runs to her, hugging her legs*
Hungary: *picks him up and sets him in her lap*
TayZay: he's so damn cute *_*
Hungary: no, Tay. Not today
TayZay: *slumps slightly in my chair* 'Kay...
Austria & France: *glare at DC & Carins* don't even do it
Britain: I'm not going to accuse anyone in here for stealing my potions. If anyone did it, they can see me personally about it, but I won't call them out...*slowly looks to me*
TayZay: stop that! I know I do some pretty messed up things, but I don't need your potions anymore when I have America! *hugs onto the air of where he was, then turns to see there's a note in his seat, reading it aloud* "dear Tay, I'm making a quick trip to McDonalds. Please don't molest anyone while I'm gone. P.S. I'll stop and get you your chocolate frosty at Wendy's". Aww, thanks, boyfriend-who's-not-even-here-right-now, how sweet :3 *looks at the monitor* ha, you found the Epic Meal Time censor button XD I have a feeling someone who hates me might troll the hell out of me tomorrow...
Hungary: vay to curse yourself like that
Scotland: *sly grin in the background*
TayZay: next question asks-
From: Zala-chan
"Zala: *pops out of nowhere* Hi guys will all of the nordics please listen up I
have a request. I'd like Finny-chan and Su-san to act like a married couple
for the next week, Iceland to call Norway Onii-san and Denmark to not be
annoying. I also think I'll leave Sana here for a while. Ciao
Sana: You're leaving me here?!"
Finny: *eyes widen and blushes* huh?!
Sweden: *grabs his hand and walks off down the dirt road* well, let's take care of that honeymoon, shall we?
Finny: O/O Swe, that's not funny...
Sweden: I wasn't joking
TayZay: yaoi *_*
Iceland: I won't call Norway that! *blushes angrily*
TayZay: *taps the chalkboard with my new rules on it*
Iceland: ...*face drops as he turn to Nor* ...o...o...*face turns a dark pink* onii-san! There, there, I said it, okay?!
Norway: *nods in approval*
Denmark: me? I'm not annoying! That's so not cool to say
TayZay: Denny! *hugs*
Denmark: *squirms out from my hugs* for the record, your hugs suck
TayZay: *cocks an eyebrow slowly*
Denmark: and I'm still mad at you when you left me for America
TayZay: well, he was always my number one..and my hugs don't suck
Prussia: zhey're better in the early morning..
TayZay: I haven't given anyone a hug when I first wake up, and I definitely have never given you a hug in my waking hour
Prussia: not vhen you're sober, anyvays~
TayZay: *anime tick-vein* "vhatever, loser" :( *turns to Sana, looks down at her boobs, then back at her face* Sana! *glomps her to the point where her boobs are pressed against...whatever I have on my chest ,_,* good to have you back!
Prussia: *whips out a camera*
Hungary: *holds his wrists down from taking a snapshot*
Prussia: aww! No yuri? :(
Hungary: be considerate, not everyone here likes zhat stuff, I'm sure..
Prussia: but it's not for zhem, it's for me!...later...
Hungary: *blushes at the thought* then look it up on your Internet phone
TayZay: iPhone
Hungary: yeah, zhat
TayZay: well, then, next review says-
From: Ninja Starr
"NONONONONONONONONONONONONONOTAYZAYYOU'REKILLINGME !
*strangling Oliver on the floor* You are too, you little cunt, I'm gonna do you so hard if you so much as /touch/ my China again you got that!? I won't tolerate ANYONE having sex with him without my permission, and you are never going to get iPrl"
TayZay: *lets go of Sana and quickly pulls you off Oliver* fighting over China won't solve a damn thing, guys. I know he's cute as fuck, I went through my little fangirling phase over him, which hasn't completely left, but I don't show it 'cause I don't intend on having a crowbar or anything like that shoved up my ass or the chance of being mutilated..why do all your threats result in fucking someone, though? It'd be nice to be threatened by you *sly grin*
China: *face/palm* ai yah! You guys, don't do that *hugs both Oliver and Ninja Starr* I love you both equally *lets them go but stands between them to keep them apart* isn't that enough?
TayZay: you say that everyone
China: well, actually-
TayZay: except me! I know, shit! *roll my eyes* by the way, happy Father's Day, everyone! I had a feeling but didn't rely on it..I don't keep track of parental holidays, as bad as that sounds *shrugs* it's just not the same anymore.. *looks at the monitor* ...well, looks like there's no more reviews for this chapter! Okay, so then lets close this up! :)
Britain: why are you exclaiming everything you say? *rubs his temples* still have a headache from-
TayZay: bobbing your head so hard? Couldn't get enough, huh? *evil pervy face*
Britain: -.- don't be so vulgar
TayZay: I could be a lot worse..Am's been gone for a long time
Prussia: HE'S CHEATING ON YOU
All: ...?
Prussia: I didn't vant to tell you girlie 'cause I didn't vanna see zhat sad face of yours! Joo don't look as cute und fun zhat vay..so if you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here
TayZay: shut the hell up, Gilbert. Who the hell is he gonna cheat on me with?
Scotland: don't act like you're the shit, you're not that cute
TayZay: I never implied that, you little shit. I simply meant that we're compatible, and all of the other Hetalia girls are taken
Prussia: he's dating another fangirl!
TayZay: now you're making shit up
Prussia: ...zhat obvious, huh?
TayZay: America would actually come out and TELL me he's cheating on me. That's just the kinda idiot he is
*everyone stares behind me*
America: I'm an idiot, huh? *hands me my frosty*
TayZay: yes, but you're my idiot *kisses his cheek*
America: *hugs me* fair enough
Holy Roman Empire: awww. TayZay, I have a question for you—have you ever thought of being with someone else?
*room grows silent*
TayZay: ...not ever since we started going out
Holy Roman Empire: then before?
TayZay: I just chased, but I was never really sincere about it with anyone but Ammie
America: awww *hugs me too tight* YOU'RE THE BEST FUCKING GIRLFRIEND EVER!
TayZay: o_o I can't breathe...