The alternate title for this chapter is Night of the Jelly Sandwich...you have been warned.
6: 15 pm Valkyrie Cain This is supposed to be a Christmas movie night but I don't see what any of these films have to do with Christmas :L
6: 18 pm Antceratops Shudder: We just finished watching Hot Fuzz, and it has a fat guy in it. There's a fat guy at Christmas also. His name is Santa.
6: 19 pm Valkyrie Cain: And I suppose that now we're watching The Hangover the fact that there's an overweight person in this too means it's Christmas related.
6: 20 pm Antceratops Shudder: Obviously not :/ There's a baby in this film and there was a baby that started Christmas off, Valkyrie. HIS NAME IS BABY JESUS.
6: 26 pm PM message: Leo DiCaprio to Tanith Low
Can you make me a jelly sandwich? I hurt my hand practicing for a stunt in my new film :(
6: 28 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Leo DiCaprio
So it wasn't you having that arm-wrestling competition with Dex earlier, or...
6: 28 pm PM message: Leo DiCaprio to Tanith Low
You know what, it actually feels a lot better now.
6: 43 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Tanith Low
Do me a favour and fetch me a bag of Doritos? I don't want to miss this part of the film
6: 47 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Antceratops Shudder
We're watching The Hangover. You have LIVED this film. There's no way in hell I'm getting you these Doritos.
6: 59 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Tanith Low
Hey Tanith...can you make me something from the kitchen? Tariana shoved me through the couch when I asked her
7: 03 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Erskine Ravel
Get it yourself, you lazy arse
7: 06 pm PM message: Grouchly Bespoke to Tanith Low
Hey, can you maybe make me a grilled cheese? :)
7: 07 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Grouchly Bespoke
Sure :) xx
7: 18 pm PM message: Grouchly Bespoke to Tanith Low
An can you get me a KitKat chunky from the corner store?
7: 20 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Grouchly Bespoke
Don't push your luck.
7: 34 pm PM message: Grouchly Bespoke to Tanith Low
Best grilled cheese sandwich ever. :)
7: 35 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Grouchly Bespoke
I love you too :} xx
7: 38 pm Erskine Ravel posted on Antceratops Shudder's Wall
Hey! Hey, Anton. Isn't it funny how they have a pet tiger in their hotel in this movie and you have a pet sloth in your hotel in real life? Remember your sloth? REMEMBER WHAT IT DID TO ME?
7: 42 pm Antceratops Shudder: FREDDIE IS SORRY.
7: 43 pm Evangeline Evergreen: I still don't know what happened with Erskine and the sloth...
7: 46 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: None of us know either. Anton and Erskine always have these Christmas Eve dinners at each other's and last year it was at Anton's. Freddie did something to Erskine but he's never told us what.
7: 47 pm Erskine Ravel: You wouldn't love me anymore if you knew.
7: 49 pm Antceratops Shudder: We're having the Christmas Eve dinner at your place this year. Relax, bro. Nothing will happen.
7: 50 pm Erskine Ravel: I still have dreams about it, Anton. DREAMS.
7: 53 pm Antceratops Shudder: I can stay over if you want...
7: 55 pm China Sorrows: You both act quite sexually ambiguous, don't you?
7: 57 pm Antceratops Shudder: GTFO China, the bromance of Shavel is strong and true!
7: 58 pm Erskine Ravel: Anton, you're just adding fuel to the metaphorical fire.
8: 01 pm Antceratops Shudder: Legends shall be written about our friendship! Wandering minstrels shall sing about it in taverns! Bards shall use it as inspiration as they sit telling stories around campfires!
8: 01 pm Erskine Ravel: This is embarassing.
8: 03 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I have no part in this and even I can feel the embarassment.
8: 03 pm Fletcher Renn: Wait, I thought minstrels were a type of chocolate?
8: 05 pm Antceratops Shudder: Wait, I feel a song coming on.
8: 06 pm Erskine Ravel: Dear God no
8: 07 pm Antceratops Shudder: 'Condoms are red, Hotel furnishings are blue, I love you Erskine, cause you are my bro.' Fin.
8: 09 pm China Sorrows: Truly, you have the soul of a poet.
8: 11 pm Antceratops Shudder: Well, my original song ended with 'and the taverns were filled with never-ending ale' so I thought that was over-dramatic. And I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with 'Anton, screwer of a thousand girls.'
8: 12 pm Erskine Ravel: I think I may throw up.
8: 12 pm Antceratops Shudder: Come on Erskine, you know you love me really ;)
8: 14 pm Erskine Ravel: Shut it.
8: 14 pm Antceratops Shudder: I'll leave you alone if you say it...
8: 15 pm Erskine Ravel: Yeah, whatever. I love you too, man.
8: 17 pm Valkyrie Cain: Sorry to disturb this coming-out session and whoever is still watching the film, but can any of you smell smoke coming from downstairs?
8: 17 pm Amara Calla: Yeah, I do :L
8: 18 pm Reia Kellyn: Where's Leo? And Skulduggery?
8: 19 pm Fletcher Renn: Not to alarm anybody, but I just came from the bathroom AND HE BLOODY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE
8: 20 pm Valkyrie Cain: We're going to have to go get Leo and Skul, won't we?
8: 20 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: Yep.
8: 20 pm Fletcher Renn: Awwhh fuck.
8: 56 pm Grouchly Bespoke My whole kitchen is ruined, but at least my baby is safe :)
8: 57 pm Tanith Low: Ghastly I'm fine, don't worry :)
8: 57 pm Evangeline Evergreen: Tanith, he's talking about his shoe.
8: 59 pm Tanith Low: I should have known.
9: 04 pm Valkyrie Cain: But seriously, Skulduggery, Leo, what the hell happened?
9: 06 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: It's kind of a long story.
9: 14 pm Leo DiCaprio: Well, I wanted a jelly sandwich - it's Christmas tradition in my house to eat jelly sandwiches at Christmas - but Tanith wouldn't make me one. So I asked Skulduggery to come help me in Ghastly's kitchen because I don't know where anything is, and we snuck out when you were all watching the movie. So we were in the kitchen and I said the picture on Ghastly's bread bin looked like Fletcher doing the Caterpillar. Then Skulduggery asked what the Caterpillar move looked like and I tried to show him but he said the picture looked like Fletcher doing the Caterpillar while singing opera. So we sung My Heart Will Go On while doing the Caterpillar on the floor but then Ghastly's neighbour looked in the window and gave us a really weird look and walked away really fast, so Skulduggery jumped up to tell him not to walk fast or he'd trip on the snow but he hit the fruit bowl and it fell over so I said I'd make the jelly sandwich when he cleared up the fruit. And then he stopped picking up the fruit and I said ''What?'' and he said ''YOU KNOW I HATE JELLY SANDWICHES'' and threw a kiwi at me. Normally I would have ducked the kiwi but today I tried out eyeliner for the first time because of a goth movie role so my vision was kind of impaired and the kiwi hit me in the face and I fell over and Skulduggery laughed as he made me clear up the fruit. But then he tripped on a lime and fell backwards and knocked over a Christmas candle and it set the wall on fire. And then the ceiling went on fire so Skulduggery said we should throw water at it so I filled up a bowl with water and threw it up at the ceiling but I didn't throw it hard enough and it fell back down and got me all wet. And then Skulduggery wanted to throw ME on the fire because he said my wet clothes would stop the flames and that's when Ghastly ran in with the fire extinguisher.
9: 18 pm Valkyrie Cain: Oh. My. God.
9: 19 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I know, I can't believe Ghastly didn't run in sooner.
9: 21 pm Valkyrie Cain: No, it was an 'Oh my God' as in 'Oh my God, I've never noticed how stupid you two were before.'
9: 25 pm Dexter Vex: So...did you get your jelly sandwich?
9: 27 pm Leo DiCaprio: No :(
9: 27 pm Leo DiCaprio: I'm all alone.
9: 28 pm Leo DiCaprio: With no jelly sandwich.
9: 30 pm Leo DiCaprio: And no Rose.
9: 34 pm Leo DiCaprio: I bet Rose would have made me a jelly sandwich.