Addie: this will be in Script format, and I don't own.
Breaking Brood News
{standard New cast room with Izzy and Bec at the main news desk with a crazy weather man and Hungary at the gossip block}
Izzy: Hello, I'm Elizabeth Jones here with breaking news, Carol has finally calmed her [beep] down. ….What the [Beep]? Who the [beep] is [beeeeeep] beeping me?
Bec: Iz, that would be Dad's FCC.
Izzy:…..[beep]
Bec: Yep. And Also 4Kids is broadcasting this.
Izzy:….they're making you suck on a sucker aren't you?
Bec: Yep.
Izzy: Then I better get this out.
Bec:…
Izzy: [beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep]
Bec: you done?
Izzy: [beep] Now, I am.
Bec: Okay, now as my sister was saying, British Columbia has calmed down and isn't after Sabrina's blood. We have no word on if Sabrina has come out of hiding.
Izzy: Though Mike has looked thoroughly [beep]
Bec: ….ew.
Izzy: -grin- In other news. Out Aunt Adelaide and Brittany are coming to visit.
Bec:…..Okay London I can with because if she gets to nasty there the "Underground" jokes, but Aunt Adelaide too? Are they asking for Dad to get raped?
Izzy: Auntie Ady isn't that bad.
Bec:….
Izzy: Okay maybe he is. No for the weather!
Weather man: It's rain sideways! And there's a naked man paint blue over here!
Bec:…
Izzy:….GET OUT OF HERE, NATHAN!
Nevada: BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! –runs out of studio-
Bec: He's a terrible drunk.
Izzy: At least he's a fun drunk.
Bec:…..
Izzy: Anyway onto other things. Miss Hungary, any news?
Hun: Thank you, Izzy. Any I have breaking sex pot news! –holds up a picture of America half naked- Yes, ladies and gents this is the hot and well muscled bod of none other than America!
Bec:…We're dead.
Izzy: How did you get that?
Hungary:…paid Nathan for them.
Izzy:…..
Bec: Well that's the end of our show and I don't think we're coming back on. Bye.
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