Hey guys, this is probably the only update I'll do in about two weeks, winter vacation is in two days, and I've been updating this from school since my computer is a slow ass peice of shit. And all the chapters are in my profile on the schools computer. So... enjoy this chapter peeps. *hands out brain bleach*
Chapter 21.
AN: fuk u ok!(Well hello! :D How are you today?) u fokng suk.(That good?)itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok(Actually, yeah, it is) koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!(*blink*)1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help.(Hun, when are you going to realize she's not helping you at all?) btw transilvana rox hrad!(Mmmmm. Sure)1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed!(So I actually looked this up, Dracula was not filmed there. At all. Tara, you are a lying wannabe goth, and a disgrace to real goths anywhere.)
Later we all went in the skull. Draco was crying in da common room. "Draco are u okay?"(You were making out with Vampire last chapter, and he saw. You really think he's okay?) I asked in a gothic voice.
"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily.(See? Now he's pissed at you) He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way.(How does one run suicidally anyways?)I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.
"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."(Meaning he'll go fuck his brains out)
"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!"(See?) I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.
"Draco please come!"(Yep, see? He totally wants to rape him. And also Vampire, Draco won't cum unless he's turned on. Get your facts straight) he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face.(I'm honestly not surprised) I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)(*rolls eyes*)
And then….. we herd sum footsteps!(THE SUSPENSE)Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr.(Chuck) Norris there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.
"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily.(I guess the Chuck Norris jokes got to him, and now he resumes to being in a horrible fanfiction. I'd write something about it, but I can't think of anything right now)We saw Filth come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.(Excuse me while I don't care)
"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr.(Chuck) Norris.
"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!"(Wow, language young man! Tsk tsk! Your mother would be so proud!) Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.(So he put his head underneath his chest and whisper-yelled. Uh... okay then)
"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr.(Chuck) Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked. Filth nodded. And then….Vampir frenched me!(Why?) He did it jus as….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1(Pfffftttt)
"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him.(God, this story has so mnay funny mental images)And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.(Yeah, because you're cheating on him you bitch!)
"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?"(Um, does it look like he's okay?)
"I guess though." Draco weeped.(The most common lie is 'I'm okay' When someone says something along those lines to you, they really aren't okay. The more you know!) We went back to our coffins frenching each other. (Even after you made out with Vampire?)raco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin)(I wouldn't know) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up(?) and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. (Oh good God, now she has visions? Add that to the list of Mary-Sue traits)There was a knok on the door and Fug and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1
Chapter 21 everyone! About 20 chapters left to go! Please please PLEASE R&R, I'd really like to know if it's worth the effort to continue this. See ya'll next year if we survive 2012! :D