I still have writer's block. I'm going to keep on writing shorts until I figure something out. Hope you'll enjoy the next 500 shorts coming your way! :P

This was a short my friend and I planned together, but never posted until now. And it's amazing. Enjoy!

"Why don't you go camping?" Poppy glided over the nightguards.

"Poppy, I have a life." Mike replied.

"BEARS! WOLVES! SPIDERS! BUNNIES!" Jeremy squeaked.

Fritz shrugged his shoulders. "I'm an inside person."

"As much as I'd like to go camping, I prefer camping when everyone else is camping." Mason said.

"What if it rains and my phone get's caught in it or I drop it in a lake? How will I communicate?" Jason wrote.

"But guys!" Poppy whined. "You should go camping!"

"You said it yourself, Poppy," Mike said. "You won't leave the pizzeria no matter what."

Chelsie peeked through the window. "I'll go camping, Poppy!" she called out.

"I'll go camping if my sister goes camping," Mike said.

"Nightguards only," Poppy said.

"I'm not camping." Mike said.

Poppy sighed and floated through the wall. Lilac looked up at the upset spirit. "You okay, Poppy?" he asked.

Poppy shook her head. "No one wants to go camping!"

"But Poppy!" Lilac said. "Remember, when you joined the Defenders, you got 'that ability?'"

Poppy then grinned. "You're right, Lilacy! I can do 'that!'"

(Later...)

"Keep your blindfolds on!" Poppy yelled, dragging the nightguards through the Pizzeria. Or so they thought...

"Take them off!" Poppy yelled. When they all did, they found themselves in a clearing in the woods. There was a campfire in the middle, with some tents.

"I'm not camping," Mike said. "I'm leaving."

Poppy smiled. "I put up a 'ghost barrier' so you can't leave! Plus, there'll be no wind, rain, or bunnies!"

Jeremy sighed and lied down. "I'm sleeping through it all."

"Jeremy! Watch out!" Mike yelled.

Jeremy stood up with a start, only to find Mike laughing. "This'll be great!" he said.

(Later, at night...)

Everyone was sitting by the campfire, just hoping for the night to pass by.

"Poppy!" Lilac whispered. Poppy glided over to him.

"Yes, Lilacy?" she asked.

Lilac did a mischievous grin as he glanced at the nightguards. "I think they're bored. We should 'liven things up...'"

Poppy knew instantly what Lilac meant. That was his way to say "Let's prank some losers." And she normally wouldn't do so, but she couldn't resist this time. After all, there was so much she could do.

(Soon...)

"Guys!" Poppy glided over to the nightguards. "Why don't we rest in our tents for a while?"

The nightguards were waiting for this all along. But as Jeremy entered his tent, he saw brown fur, sharp teeth and claws, and glowing red eyes. It was a-

"BUUUUUUUNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Jeremy ran out of his tent as the other nightguards peeked out to see what nonsense Jeremy was talking about. That was when he tripped over a log they sat on by the campfire, which sent the log into the campfire, which made it bigger.

Mike picked up the bunny and showed it to Jeremy. "C'mon, it's harmless." he said.

Jeremy shrieked and ran off, before crashing into the barrier Poppy mentioned earlier.

Soon, it started raining. Quickly Jason hid his phone inside his tent and stayed there, not wanting to deal with nonsense.

Suddenly, packs of wolves and bears appeared, growling and roaring, chasing the nightguards around and eating their food. Soon, the grass caught on fire, as a lightning strike caused a tree to fall down and nearly landed on Jeremy, who screamed as a jumping spider sat on his shoulder. Suddenly, fire was everywhere, bears and wolves were attacking, and bunnies were attacking Jeremy with their "creepiness".

"What's going on?!" Freddy slammed open a door that was, for some reason, on one end of the campsite. "Why are you screaming?"

"Freddy?!" Mason yelled. "What are you doing here? How did you get to the campsite?"

Freddy shook his head. "This is the safe room. I think you guys had enough of work for now. Maybe you guys should take a break." he said.

Poppy looked down. "No, I created this allushun-"

"Illusion," Mike corrected.

"So I can show you how fun camping is! But then Lilac told me to prank you!"

The nightguards sighed and left, glad to escape.

"Ahem,"

Poppy turned around, expecting to see a furious Mike, but she saw Jeremy, with his arms crossed. "Poppy! Why did you do that?! That was a stupid thing to do! We were scared out of our minds! Blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah! Blah bla-DEMON BUNNY!"

Jeremy ran off. Poppy turned around to see Lilac, in a scary position. He was standing up with his arms stretched out, and his teeth bared.

"Thank you Lilacy!" Poppy said, giving Lilac a high five.