Chapter 20
IMPORTANT STUFF TO KNOW!
This is a crack/romance/humor/ adventure fic
Pairing: SasukeXOc(Ren)
Summary: WTF just happened? One minute I'm at Wendy's eating a frosty then everything gets blurry and I start hearing the Japanese song ROCKS by Hound Dog! Next thing I knew I was in some apartment with IMPORTANT STUFF TO KNOW!
This is a crack/romance/humor/ adventure fic
Pairing: SasukeXOc(Ren)
Summary: WTF just happened? One minute I'm at Wendy's eating a frosty then everything gets blurry and I start hearing the Japanese song ROCKS by Hound Dog! Next thing I knew I was in some apartment with a balcony that had a view of the hokage monument with a guide called 'The Guide to being Ren Roax, the fourth member of Team 7' …WHAT THE HELL?
Warnings: Ren POV almost all the time, Sakura/Ino bashing, attempt at humor
Disclaimer: I don't own squat TT^TT
"talking"
'thinking'
""people talking at the same time""
~INNER SAKURA~
Akahana- blonde fur, red eyes Hyousuke-black, gold eyes
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Ugh! This is taking too long. Why does Kakashi insist on being late. Now I remember. Kakashi is one of my least favorite characters.
Yeah he might be cool and all but have you ever noticed that he plays favorites amongst his students AND the only jutsu he teaches us is the Tree climbing thing AND he only teaches Sasuke only one other jutsu? He doesn't even teach us any combat moves or anything AND he sucks as a teacher so bad that all his students find other teachers to get stronger! The award for the worst ninja teacher of the year goes to-
Kakashi suddenly shows up in a puff of smoke and waves at us as if nothings wrong. "Hey Guys!"
"YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura and Naruto screamed.
Sasuke and I just glared at him. Seriously I'm still mad about my rant about him. Useless teacher.
"So what's your excuse this time Kakashi?" I asked not really caring.
"Well I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life." He said in a dreamy voice.
Yeah ok. You just got lost on the path of your porn.
Sasuke smirked as if he knew what I was thinking…wait…did he? I looked at Sasuke for a second and looked at Naruto he looked as if he's day dreaming about himself being better than Sasuke or something then I looked back at Kakashi.
"Believe it!" Naruto yelled as my eye twitched once again.
Kakashi looked over at Naruto. "Tell us when you're done fantasizing Naruto."
Sakura growled. "Gosh Naruto your so annoying!"
Reallly? Was that honestly necessary to yell at him?
"So, who's ready for today's missions?" Kakashi said in a fake enthusiastic voice.
Whoopdy-f-ing doo
Mission #1- Helping the bitchy lady with the weeds
'No way am I gonna let Sasuke beat me! Believe it' Naruto thought.
I let out a sigh. I really hated weeding. OW! Damn it. The weeds always hurt my hands and get grass blood all over me shouldn't we get some lemonade or something? Sasuke, Sakura and I were doing pretty well. Unfortunately Naruto didn't only pick the weeds, he picked the plants to. I don't blame him. they all look alike. The lady looked angry. Naruto! Play dead! She's bigger than you!
Naruto smiled brightly at the mean lady. "Hiya lady! I picked all the weeds for ya!"
The Lady glared at him. "Not only did you pick the weeds...but you also picked all my plants! They were special plants and you destroyed them!"
The angry lady then punched Naruto. I noticed that instead of helping Sakura and Sasuke are just watching as if it was some kind of skit to watch. I walked over to Sasuke and jumped on his back, wrapping my arms around his shoulders.
Naruto...why aren't we helping him?
"What an idiot." Sasuke muttered.
"Tell me about it." Sakura said rolling her eyes
I glared at them. "Why don't you help him out? He's our teammate."
"Our useless teammate." Sasuke replied
"Hmph! You are such a jerk." I huffed as I hopped off of him.
I than walk away from them to stand next to Naruto making sure he's ok.
"Hey Ren!" Sasuke called to me.
"Shut up you mean Emo-Bunny!" I yelled back.
"..." Sasuke looked at the ground apparently angry at anything and everything.
Kakashi leaned down toward his pupil and whispered. "Smooth move."
Sasuke glared at him. "Shut it."
Mission #2- Walk with the puppies!
The next mission was to walk dogs. I tried to tell Naruto to take some of the smaller dogs but he begged to take the biggest dog. Seriously that thing was so huge I got scared of it and hid behind Sasuke.
"Naruto please be careful!" I begged.
Naruto just smiled. "Don't worry! I can do this believe it! And he-Hey Hey don't go there!
The dog had pulled Naruto into a mine field. The dog was so big that Naruto never stood a chance.
BOOM
KABOOM
BANG
"Naruto! Are you ok?" I shouted. Seriously that was scary.
"cough Yea." He coughed up smoke
Sasuke sighed. "What an-"
"Don't say it!"
" I-"
"Shut up!"
Mission #3- Trash….
The last mission for today was to pick up trash from the river. Of course we had to be careful of the waterfall that was at the end of the river…Where the hell did that thing come from anyway?
"Help!" Naruto screamed. OH HOLY COW! HE"S GONNA FALL!
"Naruto!"
I ran for Naruto who was about to fall into the waterfall. I was able to grab him by his ankle while someone else caught me from my ankle. I looked to see Sasuke.
"Woohoo! Nice catch Emo-Bunny" I cheered.
I turned my head to look down the waterfall. Then to my dismay my shirt started to lift up. And revealed my breast. Sure I was wearing a bra BUT STILL!
Sasuke blushes when he looks at me, realizing my dilemma. My lacey boobie covering dilemma.
"NO! NO no no no no no! don't look at me you idiot!" I screamed.
I was blushing to the max! Word.
Naruto blushed as well. "Sasuke you pervert! Lift us up already!"
Sasuke glared bloody murder at our blond moron. "Naruto! Shut up!"
After the missions-
I sighed. Gosh I want some pancakes. " I'm glad were done with missions for today."
Naruto fell to the ground, exhausted. "Me too."
Sasuke whipped the sweat from his brow. "Well that's it. I'm out."
Bye bye Bunny-tan!
Sakura, being her normal fan girl self stopped him. "Sasuke-kun wait! Um let's do something personal. I mean to improve our teamwork and all."
Sasuke gave her a sneer. Oh I love this scene. "I swear your just as bad as Naruto. Instead of flirting why don't you train to make the team stronger. Lets face it. Your actually worse than Naruto."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man Sakura got GOT! Hey wait…DON'T INSULT NARUTO WHEN YOU'RE INSULTING SAKURA!
Naruto came up to Sakura and smiled a goofy smile. "Don't worry Sakura! We can improve our teamwork together all day!"
"Shut it!" Sakura growled.
Hey! He was trying to cheer you up you dimwit.
" Sasuke take me out to eat I gots no money."
"Not my problem."
"Okay I'll ask the boys from the academy to take me." Why did that sound dirty?
Sasuke then stopped walking away and turned to me.
"Why them?" he asked
"What Sasuke are you jealous?" I asked with a smirk.
Sasuke lightly blushed "You wish. Just-forget it come on, shorty."
I smiled at the conclusion. I win!
We then walk away from together.
Kakashi sighed at the sight of his two students. "Ah, Young love."
Sakura and Naruto both screamed "What?"
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