Title: I'm WHAT!...He's WHAT!
Summary: Jacob Black ends up pregnant with Edward Cullen's child.
Warnings: Contains mild slash and mpreg so if you don't like mpreg then don't read it. Yes I'm very aware that men can't have babies. That is why this is called fanfiction.
Disclaimer: Don't own the Twilight characters. Wish I did, but I don't
Author: Mikesh
Notes: Edward and Bella haven't gotten married yet. This story starts before Breaking Dawn does. Nothing major from Breaking Dawn will happen since I haven't read the book yet. However, there will be some ideas that I'm taking from the movie, but nothing that'll spoil the book/movie for those of you who haven't read/seen it yet. Also Jacob doesn't have long hair, he has the short spiky hair.
Saturday October 3rd
Jacob had gone to bed around ten after being told by both Carlisle and Edward that he should. He decided to after he almost fell asleep while talking to his dad on the phone. He figured that he would climb into bed and be fast asleep, that was not to be. He was so tired that instead of falling asleep, he was wide awake. It took until midnight before he started feeling sleepy again. He was just about to fall off to sleep when he felt it. It felt like butterflies in his lower stomach. He had an idea of what it was, but he didn't even want to think about that! He wasn't sure if it had just imagined it or if he really had felt it. He decided to wait and see if he felt it again. After twenty minutes of nothing, Jacob decided that he had in fact just imagined it. Within minutes, Jacob was fast asleep.
It wasn't until that Wednesday that he felt the movement again. Jacob was in class when he felt it. It scared him so much that he jumped, hitting his knee on his desk. Thankfully the teacher didn't pay any attention to him. She just went on with what she was saying. It helped that Jacob also sat in the back of the room. Seth just gave him the age old look that said: What the fuck man?
Jacob was happy that he was able to brush Seth off, because he really didn't want to explain what had just happened. He didn't feel it again until later that night at supper, and again he jumped in his seat. Carlisle was sitting with him, but he didn't ask what had happened.
By Saturday, Jacob had been feeling the baby move off and on for the last couple of days. If truth be told, he was a little scared since he'd only felt the baby move maybe once a day and that was first thing in the morning, then he never felt it again. Of course he'd rather die then admit something like that!
Friday October 15th
Even though Jacob would hate to admit it, he was starting to be freaked out by this kid. He hadn't felt the baby move in almost three days. He was afraid to confess to Carlisle, for fear that Carlisle would find something wrong with the baby. Thankfully tonight he had a doctor's appointment, so if he could get the nerves up, then he would ask. Otherwise he just hoped that Edward could somehow sense that things were ok.
Edward was worried about Jacob. It seemed like every time Edward looked, Jacob had his hands on his stomach like he was wishing something would happen. He only had told Carlisle because he'd been worried, but he didn't say anything to anyone else because didn't want to admit that he was falling for the mutt.
Doctor's appointment
Tonight's appointment was the first one that Billy hadn't been at. He would have, but Charlie had been home, so Billy had no logical excuse as to going out when he didn't have anyone that he hung with except for Charlie. He'd told Jacob to call him and let him know how things had gone. He also told him how sorry he was that he wasn't able to be there. He'd wanted to be, but he wasn't ready to tell Charlie the truth, not yet anyways.
"Mutt, you're going to cause your heart to beat out of your chest," Edward said being able to hear the rapid beating of Jacob's heart.
"Go shove it, vampire," Jacob said from the scale where Carlisle was currently weighting him.
"Boys please," Carlisle said writing down Jacob's weight.
"You may step down now, Jacob," Carlisle said.
"Do I even want to know what my weight is up to now?" Jacob asked going over to the table.
He was currently wearing sweats and a t-shirt. He found that his jeans were getting snug around the waist now, but he wasn't ready to give in and buy new clothes.
"Tonight you're right at 190, by time you give birth I expect that you'll be around 220," Carlisle said.
Thankfully for Jacob, Edward was able to catch him before he could hit his head on anything.
"220? Are you nuts?" Jacob exclaimed widely.
He didn't even want to think about 200, let alone 220!
"Yes, 220, when you first got pregnant, you weighed in at 175. Most women put on around 25-35 pounds while they're pregnant, I'm guessing that since you're a guy who is also a werewolf, you'll end up around 210 to 220," Carlisle said.
"Can't we just stop at like 200?" Jacob asked sitting on the table before he fell again.
"It's not that big of a deal mutt. Besides you'll be back down to your original weight in no time," Edward said from the corner of the room.
"That's easy for you to say, you're not the one that has to gain the weight!" Jacob said glaring daggers at Edward.
"Jacob, he's right, you'll be able to loose the weight in no time. Besides we want to make sure this little one is healthy at birth," Carlisle said.
"Fine," Jacob said knowing that there was no fighting either of them, because he wouldn't win.
"Now I need you to lye back, so that I can check the baby over," Carlisle said after sitting down the folder that contained Jacob's information.
Without saying a word, Jacob laid down on the table. Jacob didn't even realize it until after Carlisle came over to him and pulled up his shirt that he had his hands folded over his stomach. After Carlisle pulled up his shirt, he kept them folded over his chest.
"Hmm," Carlisle said.
"What?" Edward asked coming over to Jacob's side.
That was when Jacob looked over at the monitor, he had turned his head when Carlisle had started. He didn't want to see it when it was discovered that he was carrying a dead baby.
"What is it?" Jacob asked since Carlisle hadn't answered yet.
"I'm sorry my boys, I didn't mean to scare you. I was just surprise at the baby's position," Carlisle said.
"What do you mean?" Jacob asked beating Edward to the question.
"As of right now your baby is lying feet first. Jacob, I'm afraid that if she or he doesn't change positions by time you're ready to birth then I will be forced to do a c-section," Carlisle said.
"Be forced?" Jacob asked confused.
"Edward didn't tell you?" Carlisle asked.
"Tell me what?" Jacob asked through clinched teeth while glaring daggers at Edward.
"I think that you'll be able to birth the child on your own," Carlisle said.
"WHAT? NO FUCKING WAY!" Jacob yelled while jumping up from the table.
"Jacob, how else did you think the baby was coming out?" Carlisle asked standing up.
"NOT THAT WAY!" Jacob yelled.
"They usually come out the way they go in, mutt," Edward said.
"Is that so?" Jacob asked being a smart mouth.
"Boys please," Carlisle said before Edward could say anything.
"Yes that's so, or did you happen to forget how he got in there?" Edward asked.
"No, I didn't forget how she got in there," Jacob said.
"HE!" Edward said.
"SHE!" Jacob barked back.
"HE!" Edward almost yelled.
"SHE!" Jacob yelled back.
"BOYS!" Carlisle yelled.
"What?" both asked at the same time.
"We can all find out together what you're having, if you want," Carlisle said.
"No, we're waiting, end of discussion," Edward said walking out of the room.
"Jacob, would you like to find out?" Carlisle said.
Just because his son didn't want to know, didn't mean that Jacob didn't.
"No," Jacob said getting ready to leave before Carlisle grabbed his arm.
"Stay, we need to talk," Carlisle said.
"What about?" Jacob asked having a feeling he knew what.
"Shut the door and come over to table and we'll talk," Carlisle said releasing Jacob's arm.
"What did you want to talk about?" Jacob asked coming over to the table that held the family computer.
"I think you know already," Carlisle said.
"About the baby?" Jacob asked.
"Yes," Carlisle said.
"No, there's nothing," Jacob said backing out from asking now.
"Edward is worried about you. He said that you keep having a look of panic on your face," Carlisle said paraphrasing from what Edward said.
"That could be for the fact that I'm having this bloody thing within the next four month," Jacob said.
"Jacob, are you worried because you haven't felt the baby move yet?" Carlisle said.
"It's alive, so who cares if it moves?" Jacob asked.
"I know you don't mean that. You can talk to me. I promise that I won't tell Edward unless I think its life or death," Carlisle said.
"How do I know you won't tell him or he won't just read your mind and find out?" Jacob asked.
"I can block Edward out. And I wouldn't do that to you. I know that you don't have much trust in us as it is. I don't want you to loose what little trust you do have," Carlisle said.
"Here it goes, I have felt it move, but I haven't for the last three days," Jacob said looking anywhere but at Carlisle.
"That's to be expected. Babies can lay dormet, meaning that they are moving at all times, but you may not always feel it right now. However within a couple of weeks, I have a feeling that you'll be able to feel the baby move. I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't start feeling the baby moving again sometime tonight," Carlisle said smiling warmly at Jacob.
"Oh ok," Jacob said.
"Was there anything else?" Carlisle asked.
"No," Jacob said.
"Ok, well you better call your dad then before he starts to worry. And if you ever have questions, my door is opened all the time," Carlisle said.
"Thanks," Jacob said giving a half smile before leaving to call Billy.
Phone call
"How did it go?" Billy asked answering the phone on the first ring.
"How did you know it was me?" Jacob asked confused.
He was sitting in the living room talking on the Cullen's phone. His cell phone was up in Edward's room charging at this present moment.
"Because you're the only one who would call at 10:30 at night," Billy said.
"Oh," Jacob said.
"So how did it go?" Billy asked really wanting to know.
"Fine," Jacob said not going to go into detail about what had been said about the birth.
"Just fine?" Billy asked knowing something was on his son's mind.
"Yeah just fine," Jacob said.
"Oh ok, well I guess then I'll talk to you later," Billy said.
"Wait!" Jacob said not wanting to end the phone call with his dad.
"Yes?" Billy asked smiling into the phone.
He knew that he would be able to get something out of his son that way.
"Well I just thought I would let you know, I hope you're not too fond of me," Jacob said.
"Well I happen to be very fond of you. Why do you ask?" Billy asked curious.
"Just letting ya know because there might be two dead vampires after this," Jacob said.
He was only telling his father so that he'd know why he was sitting in jail for murder.
"What did they do now?" Billy asked annoyed.
"Oh just forgot to tell me how I was getting this thing out," Jacob said blushing as bright as a tomato.
"What do you mean?" Billy asked confused.
"I…" Jacob said trailing off when he felt the baby moving again.
Both of his hands flew to his stomach, he sat there for so long, he didn't even hear his father's voice on the other end of the phone.
"JACOB!" Billy yelled again getting scared as to what was going on.
"Sorry dad, what were you asking?" Jacob asked trying to keep the smile off of his face.
He couldn't believe that he had just felt the baby moving again! He still may not want to admit it, but he was happy to feel the baby moving again.
"What happened?" Billy asked.
"I just felt the baby move," Jacob said like it was an everyday thing.
The next thing Jacob heard was the phone being dropped followed by a mumbled curse.
"Sorry, I just thought you said you felt the baby move," Billy said.
"I did," Jacob said smiling ear to ear.
"Wow, that's cool. Was it the first time?" Billy asked.
"Yeah," Jacob said not ready to confess to his dad about the conversation that he'd had with Carlisle a few minutes ago.
"Well he may not be moving around much now, but if he's anything like you, then you're in for," Billy said chuckling.
"What do you mean?" Jacob asked getting annoyed that everyone kept calling the baby a he.
"Your poor mother couldn't sleep some nights because you kept her up with all your kicking," Billy said.
"Well I'm done with school in December, so by time it'll get to that point I'll be able to sleep in as much as I want," Jacob said.
"Son, you'll be lucky if you have that long," Billy said laughing.
"What are you talking about?" Jacob asked confused.
"Son, your poor mother had problems sleeping when she was only seven months pregnant from all your kicking," Billy said full on laughing now.
"Great, I am going to kill him now," Jacob said not at all happy with that information.
"Who?" Billy asked trying to get his laughter under control so he didn't wake Charlie up.
"Who do you think?" Jacob asked happy mood gone now.
"You can't blame him if this baby inherits your kicking skills," Billy said.
"I'll talk to you later dad," Jacob said.
"Jacob, don't be mad, you don't know what he'll do. I mean he may barely kick at all," Billy said.
"I'm not mad," Jacob said.
Snort "The hell you aren't. Jacob Black, I know when you are and are not mad, even over the phone," Billy said.
"Whatever, I'll talk to you later," Jacob said.
"Night son," Billy said knowing that his son was really pissed now.
"Night," Jacob said hanging up the phone.
"You better fucking not be like me," Jacob said talking to his stomach.
After he turned off the living room light, he went up to Edward's room. Where his mood didn't improve.
He had planned just to crawl into bed, however he found that Edward was sprawled across the bed, making it impossible to do.
"I know you're not sleeping, so move," Jacob said.
"Move," Jacob said a little louder.
What he hadn't realized was that Edward was in fact sleeping. Edward had found himself actually sleeping now a days. He hadn't talked to Carlisle yet, but knew he needed to because the last time he checked, vampires didn't sleep.
After Jacob tried pushing Edward's leg to wake him, he grabbed the pillow from the other side of the bed.
"I said move, damn it!" Jacob said bringing the pillow down full force.
"What the hell was that for?" Edward asked pissed that he'd been body slammed into waking up.
"You're hogging the bed. You have your own bed, so go sleep over there," Jacob said pointing to the couch with the pillow.
"You go sleep on the couch!" Edward said pulling the pillow out of Jacob's hands and throwing it on the couch before tucking the pillow under his head and falling back to sleep.
"Wake up!" Jacob said hitting Edward with the pillow again after getting it off the couch.
"Do that one more time and you'll get it!" Edward said getting up from the bed so fast that Jacob didn't see it until he was in his face.
"I'd like to see you try," Jacob said hitting Edward again on the head with the pillow.
"That's it!" Edward said picking up his pillow and hitting Jacob square in the face.
"Fucking bastard!" Jacob yelled, hitting Edward in the face with his pillow.
For awhile the pillow fight continued, that was until they both found themselves being held back by Carlisle and Emmett.
The whole time the pillow fight went on, Edward made sure not to hit Jacob in the stomach because he didn't want to harm his unborn baby.
"Knock it off!" Carlisle said when both were still trying to go after the other.
"He started it!" both said at the same time jerking their heads towards the other.
"I don't care who started it, I'm finishing it!" Carlisle exclaimed.
"Now who is going to tell me how this all got started?" Carlisle said still holding Edward back.
"He started it!" Edward said.
"He's the one that hogged the whole fucking bed!" Jacob spat back.
"Is this true?" Carlisle asked.
"So what?" Edward asked.
"Was he sleeping, Jacob?" Carlisle asked.
"Yeah," Jacob said.
"Oh dear God," Carlisle said.
"What's wrong with that? He wasn't sleeping, sleeping," Jacob said.
"Edward, you're coming with me, we have some things that need to be talked out. Jacob, you can go to bed now," Carlisle said starting to drag Edward out of the room.
"What's wrong with him fake sleeping?" Jacob asked confused.
"He wasn't faking it," Carlisle said before disappearing.
"What can that mean?" Jacob asked once Emmett had released him.
"Whatever it is, it's not good. I saw the look on Carlisle's face, and he's worried," Emmett said.
"So what could it be then?" Jacob asked.
"It could mean that he's turning human, Jacob," Emmett said with a serious look his face.
"You think that's funny?" Emmett asked when Jacob just doubled over laughing.
"Well yeah!" Jacob said holding his stomach it hurt so badly from laughing.
"You don't understand. If we turn human, then we'll die. Once our bodies reach full human stage, we'll be dead within twenty four hours at the most," Emmett said.
"You seriously except me to believe that?" Jacob asked raising one eyebrow.
"Yes, because it's the truth," Emmett said.
"You're a vampire, you can't turn human," Jacob said.
"We shouldn't be able to, but for some reason, some of us can. We don't know why that happens, but it happens. Jacob, if Edward turns human, he'll die. And there's a very good possibility that this baby could die too," Emmett said.
"Now you're just fucking with me," Jacob said pissed off that Emmett was trying to tell him that this baby could die just because her father turned into a human.
"I'm not," Emmett said.
"Just go," Jacob said not in the mood anymore.
Not only was Emmett pissing him off, but the baby was too. He kept feeling the butterflies, like the baby was trying to tell him to be nice and that it was true.
"I shall and go see if there's anything I can do to help," Emmett said shutting off the lights before leaving.
"Bella if you're there, I need to see you," Jacob thought before falling off to sleep.
Next chapter: Dream, is he going to become human?