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Everyone was on the dance floor, dancing to Candy Shop. I held a glass of Champagne in my hand and gazed at the newly wed couple with a smile.
"Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!" I heard from behind me. I turned and saw Phil's kid run up to him and cling to him. Stephanie was standing off to the side of them with her new girlfriend.
"Hey, little man! How was your soccer game?" Phil asked as he held his son. I felt awkward for staring so I walked away to get some strawberries at the food bar.
"Hey look its Auntie Hailey." I heard Phils voice behind me.
"Hey buddy how's it going." I said glaring daggers at Phil.
"Care to join us at our table for a little wine and dine?" Phil asked as his son smiled at me.
"Sure." I said as I followed them to the table. We were sitting there as Phil was about to start a conversation a woman began to yell.
"What the fuck is going on Stu?" the woman yelled. Phil and I looked at each other as he covered his sons ears.
"Melissa." We both said.
"What happened to your arm?" Phil's son asked me.
"I fell out of a tree." I said.
"Really?" he asked surprised.
"Yes, that's why you always listen to your daddy when he says not to climb trees." I said as Phil cracked a smile at me.
"That is not how this works!" Melissa screamed at Stu. Everyone stopped and stared at the two.
"Oh good. Cause whatever this is ain't working for me!" Stu said. Phil and I had matching grins.
"Our boy is growing up." I said wiping away a fake tear.
"Oh really since when?" She yelled back.
"Since you fucked that waiter on your cruise last June. Boom!" Stu yelled back at her. Stephanie walked up to the table.
"Hello, Hailey." she said disgusted.
"Hello Steph." I said with a smile as I continued to watch Stu and Melissa break up.
"Alan, shall we dance?" he asked Alan.
"Damn, I missed the finale. Excuse me but my boys are dancing." I said as I ran to the dance floor where Stu, Doug, and Tracy were. The music had started back up as we all laughed and cheered. Phil was right behind me. We all danced like crazy for one song as it ended.
"Oh, Doug. My dad wants to see you." Tracy said. We all looked at each other in fear.
"Okay." He said as he kissed his bride and walked off to the house.
"May I have a word?" Phil asked me holding his arm out to be linked with mine. Tracy looked at us like we were zombies.
"Sure." I said as I winked to Tracy and Phil walked my through the grass to an area with minimal people.
"So have you thought about it?" Phil asked.
"I don't know Phil. I mean, we were great once. Maybe it ran its course. I mean you have a kid now and we both have our careers." I said.
"That's all you have Hailey." he said.
"Shut up that's not my point." I said. "My point is, maybe if we start off slow. And I mean slow, just because we are technically married doesn't mean we can do whatever we want to. You have to charm and woo me and take me out on dates. And buy flowers and candy." I spouted things that came to my mind as he interrupted me with a kiss. Much like the one in front of Mike Tyson.
"That a yes?" he asked.
"Yes, Phil I will date you. Even though we are already hitched." I said as he kissed me again.
"What the fuck?" Tracy said as she stood next to us. We looked over at her.
"Surprise!" I said as I ran to her. "I told you, I'll explain later. Its your day today."
"Whats going on?" Doug said as he walked up to Tracy and I.
"They were kissing." Tracy said in shock pointing to us.
"What? No. Not Phil and Hailey." Doug said as he held hands with his wife. Tracy's eyes widened as she remembered what I had said before.
"No, Tracy. Its your day." I repeated stepping back to Phil as we walked off. "3rd wedding in one weekend. Record for me, what about you Phil?"
"Me too." he said as we disappeared from the two.
After a couple of hours we found ourselves on a separate deck away from the wedding party. Stephanie left with her girlfriend leaving Phil with his son. We were all sitting in a circle except for Alan who had run off earlier.
"Dougie I gotta tell you, man, this was a gorgeous wedding." Stu said as we all sat in the seats completely relaxed for the first time this weekend.
"I give it six months." Phil said.
"You're a dick." Stu said.
"I give us 3." I said to Phil he just laughed.
"So what happened with that?" Doug asked as Tracy had told him her suspicions.
"It was a two for one deal with Stu's wedding." I said.
"Huh. I don't know what to say guys. Thanks for the bachelor party, I guess?" Doug said dropping the fact Phil and I were married.
"Yeah. I just wish we could actually remember some of it." Stu said with a laugh.
"You know what? Me too. Even thought what I know is close to a disaster." I said.
"Hey, guys? Look what I found." Alan said as he showed up with a camera in his hand.
"Whoa, that's my camera." Stu said.
"Yeah it was lodged in the back seat of the car." Alan said.
"Oh, go- are there photo's on it?" Phil asked.
"Yeah. Some of it is even worse than we thought." Alan said.
"I take back what I said." I said.
"No fucking way. Give me that." Phil said as he stood up with his kid still passed out in his arms.
"Wa—wa—wait." Stu said.
"Wait, wait, wait." Doug said grabbing the camera and looking at the party. Everyone was either standing or on the edge of their seats. "We look at these pictures together okay? One time. And then we delete the evidence."
"I don't know if I want to see anymore of Hailey and Phil." Stu said.
"Shut up." I said.
"I say we delete it right now." Stu said standing up.
"Are you nuts? I wanna find out how I wound up in the hospital." Phil said.
"And how I broke my arm." I said standing up.
"Is it in there?" Phil asked.
"Yeah, it's in there." Alan laughed.
"Okay guys, one time. Deal?" Doug said.
"Deal." we all said as we huddled around him. We began scrolling through the photos swearing, stating how that couldn't have happened.
The first couple of pictures were of Alan passed out with a hooker. The Stu with a bunch of presumed hookers. Mr. Chow showed up in a couple. Phil and I were making out and swapping a lollipop in a couple more.
We learned how Stu met Jade. We learned I still knew my wanna be stripper skills as I used them on Phil at the place that Jade worked. We found out how Stu lost his tooth, he pulled it out. There were pic's of when we found the police car, with Alan shooting off the shot gun into the air. More gambling pics with Mr. Chow.
A random limo ride where I appeared to be riding Phil. Doing coke and shots with Carrot top. Alan getting his belly button pierced and myself getting a tattoo. Stu picking a fight with Wayne Newton. Me punching Wayne Newton with my broken hand, Phil punching Wayne Newton and Phil falling on me as I fell on my broken hand. Pictures of my broken hand that was visibly broken. Alan swimming in the Caesars fountain.
Then there were hospital pictures of getting my cast on, and Phil completely passed out.
There were pictures of Doug on the roof on his mattress passed out. We had apparently snuck into Mike Tyson's room and took pictures of him while he was passed out with a random woman. There were of course pictures of the tiger and the tiger in the cop car. There were pictures of Alan getting a blow job.
Then there was a long series of the two weddings. After that we deleted the pics and sat down without saying a thing to one another.