Snape was going to elevator. No doubt about that.
So he was waiting for the elevator to come, hoping no one would come.
Hagrid approached the elevator.
"Well 'ello there Snapette!" Hagrid exclaimed.
Snape sighed and said, "My name is not Snapette."
Hagrid laughed.
"O' course it's not," he said jokingly.
So they stepped into the elevator.
Snape was squished into the side of the elevator because of Hagrid's vast body.
"Could you kindly press my floor for me? As I can't reach it right now," Snape said.
"O' course! What's your floor?" Hagrid said jollily.
"-9,000," Snape said.
"Oh…" Hagrid said, searching for the button, squishing Snape with his buttocks.
Snape said, "Could you hurry it up?"
"Well I can't find it!" Hagrid said.
"I would be able to help you if you would move your fat buttocks!" Snape yelled.
"Well there's no need to get all nasty on me!" Hagrid said, taken aback.
"Just press my floor!" Snape declared.
And do you know what? Since Hagrid couldn't find the button to his floor, Snape had to take another elevator.
R&R. NOW!!!!