Chapter 20: Prelude to Shipping War Part 1
Akagi Ritsuko- I don't care whose harem you're in, Projet E is not allowed to help them with any sort of war preparations.
Aida Kensuke- "Neva Enuff Dakka" is not an acceptable reason for attempting to make a N2 Minigun
Aoba Shigeru- Stop trying to incite conflict between the various factions, there's enough of that already.
Asuka Langley Soryu- We know that you were responsible for the raid on the armory, there is no point trying to deny it.
Ayanami Rei- We know that you were responsible for the raid on the prototype storage bay, there is no point trying to deny it. Return that cloning device at once.
Evangelion Units 05-13- You are not allowed to form a betting pool on who will start the "Harem War"
Fuyutsuki Kozou- Stop smuggling Tang to Rei, it won't end well.
Horaki Hikari- You are not allowed to try to kidnap Suzuhara from Nagisa. He is quite territorial.
Ibuki Maya- What did we tell you about stealing peoples undergarments. Neither Nagisa or Soryu are amused.
Ikari Shinji- You are to report to Secure Bunker 101 for an indefinite period for your own safety
Jet Alone- Not every problem can be solved through application of heavy weapons fire.
Lies- JA
Kaji Ryoji- You are not allowed to play double agent for either Nagisa or Soryu
Katsuragi Misato- Stop trying to form your own harem, Kaji is on too many sides already.
Matarael- Get off of my leg.
Nagisa Kaworu- Soryu will not listen to reason, you should know this by now.
The Ree- Stop trying to free Shinji, he's in that bunker for his own protection.
The Soryoru- You are not Soryu's private army, stop behaving as such.
Suzuhara Toji- The inevitable conflict does not need theme music.
Unit 01- Stop using my money to place bets.
Zeruel- Stop trying to hire yourself out as a mercenary.
Next Up: Serial Escalation