Max

1. Well, how about this: Give Max DE-CAFF coffee!

2. Tell the whole world that the bit about Max dying his hair to impress the girls is TRUE.

3. Try to make him stylist to the Demolition Boyz. They seem to like orange enough.

4. Compliment on how he never gets angry. 'Be prepared boys, all that negative energy built up during his life is going to release some day... And all hell will break loose.'

5. DUMP THE SUGAR!

6. Better yet, REPLACE IT WITH FLOUR!

7. Exchange the room mate lineup. Try sticking Max with KAI, and RAY with Tyson!

8. Call him his favorite nickname-No, not Maxie- 'Mommy's Little Boy'.

9. Ask him where he grew up. Judging by the Tye Dye-Gone-Wrong-Jumper-And-Suspenders, I'd say a farm.

10. You can also ask 'dude, what is the deal with your parents anyway?'

11. Then force him to choose.

12. Pin him down with the help of someone bigger than Max, and proceed to dress him up like an emo kid.

13. Goth works even better.

14. Just to add to the 'dying of Max's hair' subject, you can bring up, in a crowded place, 'Max, your hair looks a different color in this picture-Oh, and that one!'

15. Ban Max from every available sweets store in the province.

16. Make him choose who he likes better, and the one he would like to spend the rest of his life with: Mariam, Emily, or his Mom o.O

17. Laugh REALLY hard when he picks his Mom.

18. Or, you can shake things up a bit and throw Tyson into the choice range xD

19. Be the only one who thinks it cute how Max looks YOUNGER every year instead of older.

20. Eat candy RIGHT in front of him while he's tied to something. Lollipops work well. 'Slowly, and painfully... Lick, savor, savor, savor! Then swallow.'