Me: Okay, so basically, I have a lot to talk about, so I'll just ramble a bit.

Max: And we're here for once, instead of being off somewhere, doing something!

Me: Yep. Okay, so I want to start off by saying... Fang came out two days ago! Squee! The next chapter will be rants about it, but zero spoilers in this one.

Max: No spoilers is no fun...

Me: -eyeroll- Anyway, tomorrow is March 18th. We all know what that means!

Everyone: ...no, we don't.

Me: Damn. Well, anyway, I joined FF.N on March 18th, 2010. Which means that tomorrow's my anniversary! Squee!

B'Ella: I made her promise to post a special oneshot. -grin-

Me: Yep. -sigh- I don't have it written yet, unfortunately... I'll work on it after I post this.

Max: You don't actually know which one you're going to post, though.

Me: Point. Oh, I got braces! With red rubber bands! (Not elastics; those little colored things on the brackets.) Yep.

B'Ella: They're prettyful. Even if she DID nearly squeeze my hand to death when she was getting 'em on...

Me: Heh. The good thing about 'em is that I no longer bite my nails. Go me!

On another note... -pinches Max and B'Ella-
Max and B'Ella: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

Me: You weren't wearing green. P:

Max and B'Ella: -pinch Vera-

Me: OW! Okay, so I deserved that, but OW!

Max: Mwahaha!

B'Ella: -grin- Funfunfun...

Me: -sigh- Anyway... er... what was I going to talk about?

Max: Well, you said that you wanted to C&P the dictionary...

B'Ella: And that you wanted to do a kidnappee fic-a-thon...

Me: Oh, yeah! I'll do the first one first.

Okay, so, earlier today, I got bored. So I decided to make a dictionary-thing that has all of the made-up words my friends and I use. It started out small, but then it got bigger as more friends got on Skype and- yeah, I'll just C&P it. (It's in table format, but I'll redo it a bit... juice so you know...)

...ooo000OOO000ooo... - ...

Agreement - I agree

Aws - Aw

B'Ella Swantinez - Bella Swan/Ella Martinez (not a pairing)

Bai - Bye

Bambi eyes - An unmentionable evil

Bloody wicked mcawesomene - An EXTREMELY emphatic "awesome"

Brissa - Brigid/Lissa (not a pairing)

C00l - Cool

Canadia - Canada

Cat food - Bye

Chappie - Chapter

Chyeah - Duh/yeah

Confuzzled - Confused

Deathykins - Death

Deffers - Death

Der - Duh

Ellipses - ...s

Epic - Awesome

Eyedeekay - I don't know

FANGirl - A Fang fangirl

Fnick - A curse word

Frucking - Freaking/f--king

Glomp - Tackle hug

Gosh dangit - G--dammit

Hai - Hi

Haihwrum2kthnxbai - An entire conversation in one word

Hee - Innocent giggle

Highper - High on hyper

Hoit - Hot

Hshs - Haha

Huggle - An epic hug

Inzane - Insane

Ish - Is

Jeb - Hell

Joick - Jerk

Keenkay - Kinky

Kuhbleh -Undefinable

Le gasp/l'gasp – Gasp of surprise

Like - An extremely overused term

Lovest - Love

Luffles - Love

Lurve - Love

Meenkulls - See "Minkles"

Meh - Maybe

Minkles - A extremely vicious, small, furry creature

Mcawesomene - An emphatic "awesome"

Nodnod - Nod

Oh em squee - OMG/Oh Em Gee

Oh noes - Oh no

Oohs - Interesting or pretty

Prettyful - Pretty

Pwease Please

Pwushie - Plushie, plush toy, or stuffed toy

Pwns - Owns

Quierd - Queer/weird

R&R - Read and review

Rawr - I love you

Rwar - I hate you

Rwarg - I really hate you

Realives - Ressurects

Sadmits - Admits sadly

Schtuff - Stuff

Shurr - Sure

Serrp - Awesome

Sexily - An adjective used to describe EVERYTHING

Siant - Saint, or St. Fang of Boredom

Slurks - Commits a sexual act

Snuzzle - Snuggle/nuzzle or an intimate huggle

Speeling - Bad spelling

Squee - The sound of a fangirl in her natural habitat

Subjest - *no definition as of yet*

Teehees - Not-so-innocent giggle

The Holy F—k - An STD (Symptoms: acting completely normal)

Totalily - Totally

Totes - Totally

Twix/xes - Snicker/s

U-S-Eh - USA

Unisaur - A unicorn/dinosaur

Unisaurgon - A unicorn/dinosaur/dragon

Yayness - Yay

Yesh - Yes or yeah

Zeusdamn – G—damn

I know, that's a looong list! Haha, that's what we get for inventing so many danged words. We might – might – write a fic where we attempt to explain each term – the key word being "attempt" - and post it on the WAI account. Maybe.

Also, we'll probably think of more words to add.

B'Ella: Did you notice? I'm on the list! And Max isn't! :D

Max: -glares-

Me: Oh! You just reminded me! -adds "Max Eye-Eye – Max II"-

If you guys can think of any terms I forgot, please, tell me in a review, PM, IM, DM, tweet, reply, email, txt, phone call, snail mail, letter-by-yak or some other form of communication that I'm forgetting!

B'Ella: That last one was kinda random.

Max: Yeah, just a bit.

Me: -grin-

Oh! I remembered another term! -adds "Juice so you know – Just so you know"- Now, what was I going to do next?

B'Ella: Well, you were going to-

Me: WORDCOUNT TIME!

Everyone: WTF!?

Me: -grin- Well, see, I've decided that everyone once in a while, in this fic, I'm going to randomly do a wordcount. Let me do one now...

Words: 908.

Max: That's almost a thousand, right?

Me: Yep! Yayness! (:

B'Ella: How long are you planning on making this chapter?

Me: I dunno... maybe... 2000 words? Yeah, 2000 words sounds good. Now, what was that other thing I was planning on doing?

Max: Well, I think you said you were going to-

Me: Listen to music?

B'Ella: Um, no-

Me: That's a great idea! -cranks up volume and blasts Liz Phair from the speakers-

Everyone: AHHHHH! -goes deaf-

Me: Oops... -turns the volume down a little-

Anyway...

Max: WHAT!?

B'Ella: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Java: DID YOU ASK IF I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS!?

Scarlett: NO, IDIOT, I DIDN'T CALL YOU A CHEESESTICK!

Me: Uh... -pushes everyone into closet- There we go!

-sounds of fighting emanate from closet-

Me: Heh... does anyone remember what the other thing I wanted to do was?

Everyone: -pauses their fighting- Well, you said you were-

Me: -tries to turn volume down, but accidentally turns volume up- WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -goes deaf again-

Me: Um... -turns volume down some again- Heh...

Oh! I know! WORDCOUNT!

Words: 1093.

Me: Yayness! It's getting longer! :D -changes song- Anyway...

Max and B'Ella: -escape from closet but leave everyone else to continue fighting- Hey!

Me: Hai! -huggles-

Max: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I HATE HUGGLES! -runs from the room, screaming-

Me: What's her problem?

B'Ella: -shrugs- No clue. You ever going to-

Me: -eats cinnamon twists- -mumbles- Sorry, I can't hear you over my crunching...

B'Ella: -sigh- I think she's unintentionally trying to get us not to tell her what else she planned on doing... oh! I know! -kills Vera's subconscious-

Me: -dies-

B'Ella: ...oops. I didn't mean to do that... uh... is there a medic anywhere? Hello? Someone? I think I just killed my kidnapper...

Leeanna: -rushes in- Let me have a look at her!

B'Ella: ...Leeanna? But... I thought you were a mechanic?

Leeanna: I am, but I also have a medical degree! Now move!

B'Ella: -slides to the left-

Leeanna: ...that's freaky. Anyway, let's see what wrong with Vera. -pokes Vera's nose-

Me: -sits up- Hm? What did I miss?

Leeanna: Eh, she's find. Minor subconscialessiss, that's all.

B'Ella and I: Subconscia-what-iss?

Leeanna: Subconscialessis. It's a minor loss of the subconscious. Doesn't technically exist, and there's permanent damage, really... only lasts for a few minutes...

B'Ella: Ah.

Me: Leeanna, you go back to fixing the giant red emergency button on the wall, while I try to remember what else I was planning on doing...

Everyone: YOU WERE GOING TO ASK YOUR READERS ABOUT OTHER FICS WHERE MR CHARACTERS WERE KIDNAPPED!

Me: Oh yeah! Why didn't you say so?

Everyone: -sigh-

B'Ella: You really are an idiot sometimes.

Me: DUH. Anyway, let me explain to you guys, -points to readers-, what we're talking about.

I want to read every single fic out there that's about a fanfic writer kidnapping an MR character.

I'm not sure why, but still.

Here're the ones I've read already:

By Aleria14:

"Iggy Ramblings :D"

By Chrissy223:

"Ari's Journal" (REALLY crappy...)

By Fangalicous08:

"Skittles' Corner of Randomness"

"Iggy's Journal"

By Lilyth's Flock:

"Extra! Extra! Nudge, Angel, and Total KIDNAPPED!"

By M.G Christiani:

"MG & Iggy's Random Thoughts"

"Iggy's Love Poetry"

By Natvv: (I was on an airplain when I read TFW... O_o)

"Adventures with Fang 2"

By St. Fang of Boredom: (Heck I've read everything by Saint)

"St Fang's Poetry Corner"

"Fang's Journal"

By tgypwya:

"Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel"

So, yeah. I'm sure I've read others than I've forgotten about. If you guys can think of any I haven't read, then tell me about 'em! Thanks in advance! :D

And now... WORDCOUNT!

B'Ella: Not again...

Words: 1535

Me: Hm... I think that's long enough. Agreement?

B'Ella: Agreement. Hey, did Max ever come back?

Me: Er... no. I wonder where she is...

-in New England-

Max: -pounds on Saint's window- I'll get you out of there, Fang, I promise! Just let me figure out how to open this damn window...

Saint: -appears in window- It only opens from the inside, idiot! Ha!

Max: Damn. -shrugs- -flies off-

-in Vera's house-

B'Ella: -shrug- No clue.

Me: Well, we better wait for her to get back. I'll end this chapter now, though...

B'Ella: Bai!

Me: Bai! I don't anything 'cept B'Ella and my OCs! R&R!

(Me: And can you believe I wrote this entire chapter in one day!? Squee! I never do that! -happy dance-

B'Ella: -facepalm-)