YBG: Hey guys, sorry for taking a while. I was kinda busy with my other coewriters and Thanksgiving. I decided to get this done before I forgot. Eh, Synchroshipping! This is going to be based on the littlekuriboh abridged series, because that's technically how the pairing became popular in the first place. It's like thiefshipping. It didn't become a thing until Littlekuriboh said so, because everything he says is cannon. NOW THAT I SAID IT, IT MUST BE CANNON!

Synchroshipping ( Yusei x Yugi )

Yusei was driving with his girlfriend, his motorcycle. He had just polished her this morning after giving her a test run. He was lucky that Akiza was not a morning person. She always seems to be bugging Yusei just because she was the only female girl in the signers group that wasn't under the age of 16, Jack was a douche, Leo was too young (and not a signer yet), and Crow's hair was too weird. Yusei was sure it was because he was the main character and the main characters in any Yu-Gi-Oh show was paired up with the bitch of the show.

Yusei was a rebel and the only love in his life was his motorcycle. He never went anywhere without her. For a while, Yusei was looking for someone to play card games on motorcycles or someone to shout it with him. Jack would be a perfect person to say it to. He even said it in the most perfect tone.

Suddenly, Yusei stopped his motorcycle on the side of the road. He took a notice at someone he hadn't seen in a while or years... technically speaking. It was non other than Yugi Moto, only he was... older. He stopped suddenly with beaming eyes, not expecting to meet Yusei at this current time. There was utter silence.

Yusei remembered it clearly, Yugi was the great King of Games, who helped him defeat Paradox. Of course, Yusei totally won that game. Yugi was short, though grew tall and sexy when he switched bodies with the Pharaoh. He was Yusei's wingman, his partner, his personal favorite main protagonists. Yugi was hard to compare anyone to.

Though, years had grown on Yugi. He was shown with a few wrinkles on his face, a few gray areas on his hair, seemed to have had no life since their meet, and he was still a virgin. Sad really, because Tea did have it bad for Yugi, or was it the Pharaoh? This Yugi just wasn't right for him compared to when they defeated Paradox. He was too wrinkly and hideous.

It must be, because the Pharaoh was no longer inside Yugi. That must be it. Yusei just said, "No homo... right?"

"Huh?"

"Never mind. How's the Pharaoh doing in the Afterlife?"

"How the hell should I know? He's probably getting bored up there without me around."

Meanwhile, in the Underworld, the Pharaoh is in a private room to himself with a bunch of girls giggling inside.

"FETCH ME MORE BITCHES!" The Pharaoh commanded as Shimon came running to the front of the room with the curtain blocking the entrance.

"Are you sure, my king?" Shimon asked as two female dogs burst from the room with soap suds all over them. The Pharaoh burst the curtain open with his normal Pharaoh garment.

"These bitches aren't going to clean themselves you know! They're my best guard dogs."

"Whatever you say Pharaoh."

"Now, where's my harems!?"