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Chapter 21: World Tour: A Quick Travel
(Cockpit)
"Last time on Total Drama World Tour, everyone have a long good soaking time before and after the merge." Chris grinned, "There were a lot of things going on during this time, Courtney's temper land her in hot water, Sky accidently kiss Naruto during their wedding night, and Blaineley make her debut. Now we have eight travelers left on this airplane and it won't be long enough until we reach to the final challenge of the season! Who will be the unlucky travelers to get the Drop of Shame? Who will be lucky to make it to the final three? Where will we go to? Find out tonight on Total Drama World Tour!"
(First-Class)
Naruto was relaxing in his chair and he glance around with a raised eyebrow as soon as he notice that Blaineley wasn't in the cabin. "Attention, fellow travelers." Blaineley's voice spoke out of the PA as the redhead blinked, "Feeling alone in the game? Looking for an ally you can call your very own? Consider joining forces with me. You won't regret it. This promise is not legally binding. Offer may be withdrawn at any time…Except for Naruto."
"Sound like one of these Seen on TV commercials, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled lightly.
(Economy Class)
Alejandro glances at each traveler and they were all glaring at Courtney, even Shawn because the CIT just insulted him for believing in the zombie conspiracies. The Latino villain smirks to himself, now that will make everything easy for him in next challenge if the CIT don't win it. "Alejandro, if I were you, I should shave that tacky soul patch off." Courtney crossed her arms with her nose up in air, never notice the deadly glare from the Latino villain.
(Confessional)
"No one insult my soul patch." Alejandro gestured at his soul patch, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to grow this? She is so on my list now!"
*Static*
"How perfect is that?" Heather smirked smugly, "Everyone is focusing on Courtney now so I don't have to worry about anyone voting for me now."
(China)
"Ni Hao!" Chris grinned as soon as the group gathered in front of the Great Wall after their sudden landing, "Welcome to China…A vast country rich in history, culture, innovation, and delicious sauces. Our first challenge is torn from the pages of her rich history. In eight million BC, king Dim Sum led a battalion of donkey warriors down this very great wall."
"Eight million BC was the Miocene era." Courtney rolled her eyes, "There was dinosaurs!"
"That's wrong." Naruto raised his eyebrows, "They all died out in 65 million BC and there's hunter-gatherers in Miocene era, dattebayo." The CIT was about to snarl at him but the geek cut her off.
"He's right." Cody nodded with everyone and the CIT just drop her jaw in shock.
"I-I-I-I'm wrong?" The CIT stammered, "For the first time, I'm wrong? NOOOOOO! I'm not wrong! I'm right! Always right!"
"Ignoring her little crisis…." The chuckling host gestured at several vehicles, "We've provided a selection of vehicles to race to our mystery destination. They're first come, first served. It's the Chinese way."
"…Now I'm glad that he don't say anything about Korea's history when we were there." Heather whispered to the sighing redhead with deadpan expression.
"Ready…" Chris announced as the travelers tensed up, "Set…" His phone rang, "I'd better get this. McLean here…"
"CHRIS MCLEAN, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT MY GREAT-GRANDCHILD?!"
"Ma, I'm losing you with all these statics!" The host quickly hang up as he turned to the travelers, "…GO!" Everyone ran past him, "Did I give them a warning? Eh, whatever."
(Great Wall)
"This rickshaw is mine!" The queen bee ran toward the rickshaw.
"I don't see a vanity plate on it, girlfriend." Blaineley ran up to the queen bee's side.
"Stop breathing down my neck or get a mint already!" Heather growled before she got blindsided by the blonde woman's backhand slap, "You did not just do that!"
"I'm good, right?" The blonde woman jump on the rickshaw with a smug smirk, "Come and get me, alliance buddy…" She paused to giggle nervously, "Oops! What I mean is, if any of you would still like to be in an alliance with me, feel free to pull. I'm a true size zero, fyi."
"Okay…" Duncan grabbed the bike, panting heavily.
"Duncan, you do know that I think of you as my amigo." Alejandro smirked.
"Yeah, so?" The punk scoffed, "We gonna wrestle over this or what?"
"If you want it, it's your." The Latino villain picked the skateboard up and the punk was about to say something, only to blink rapidly as Naruto drive past them on a poor-quality moped scooter. They stare at the redhead's back for a while before Duncan raise his eyebrow, "I thought there was no scooter among these vehicles…"
"Actually, it was there." Shawn replied, skating past them on his rollerblades before the punk and the Latino villain quickly chase them down with haste.
"Mine!" Courtney sat on the tricycle, giving the queen bee an arrogant smirk.
"No, I was here fir…" Heather trailed off as soon as she notices a Kawasaki motorcycle and the CIT notice it too before the CIT quickly jump on it.
"You can have this stupid tricycle!" The CIT revved it, only to blink at the gas gauge. "It's empty?!"
"Suck to be you!" The queen bee quickly peddled away from the CIT on her tricycle, followed by the geek on a mule after he chased it around for a while.
"CHRIS!" Courtney screamed out with rage, "You forget about the gas!"
(Confessional)
"No, I didn't." Chris snickered, "There's one or two duds among the selections."
"Oh, they don't really look like your style." Blaineley laughed at the CIT, bouncing past the blonde woman on a pogo stick.
"Who the hell are you laughing at?" The CIT growled, "You're not going anywhere on this stupid thing."
"Oh, I wouldn't be so sure." The blonde woman checked her nails with a hidden smirk.
"Wow, you're really fast." Naruto glanced at the punk with a chuckle, "Good thing you don't have to go too fast to catch up with me since this scooter can only go ten mph, dattebayo."
"Yeah…" Duncan panted heavily as Alejandro and Shawn tried to get past each other, "It's really…Handy when I…Have to outrun the cops…" It wasn't long until the punk notice something in front of them, "Whoa, hey, bro, what's that?!"
"Yo, want to know what else the Chinese invented?" The host showed up in his personal helicopter with a megaphone and the redhead move around a small object before the punk run across it.
Cody wonders what just happened as soon as he stares at the huge explosive from the distance and the geek just shrug his shoulder, ignoring the fact that the CIT just passed him a while ago.
The four boys were racing against each other up the slope until they heard a shouting right behind them, "Outta my way!" Heather paddled past them all with haste and the boys blinked at her before they quickly tried to overtake her.
"Slow down, you guys!" Courtney screamed as she finally catches up to them, "Let me pass you guys!" Someone was about to say something but the CIT just roll over the land mine and the screaming CIT flew away from them as they kept race each other.
Chris was talking to the camera at the finish line before he hear something as he turn around to see the group of racers and he leap out of their way, over the Great Wall. The queen bee and the four boys tied with each other as Cody cross the finish line on his mule and they all glance around for their host while they arguing about who come in first place. Alejandro notices the climbing host, "May we check the photo finish?"
"What show do you think you're on?" The host grunted.
"Total Drama World Tour." Naruto replied with a confused expression, never notice some facepalm from his fellow travelers.
"That was a rhetorical question." Chris deadpanned, "Where was I? Oh yeah, there's no prize for first, anyway."
"What?!" Everyone screamed out.
"I just forget to tell you guys about that." The host snickered evilly as he gestured at the gong, "Anyone who makes it over the line before the gong rings gets to join me for a very special lunch, a.k.a. the next part of the challenge."
"At least we beat Blaineley." Heather muttered angrily with crossed arms.
"Sorry to disappoint you, sweetie." Everyone turned around to see the relaxing blonde woman on her rickshaw, "I had the greatest tour ever…The little villages, the rice paddies. I even did a little shopping."
"But…" Alejandro glanced at the other side with a raised eyebrow.
"Wow, it must be one lucky vehicle with a secret reward, dattebayo." The redhead whistled and some travelers glance at each other, he must be right about that or not.
"Why are you sweating so much?" Shawn asked after he noticed the panting cooker.
"Nothing…" Chef panted as he rang the gong before he mutters to himself, "If she is a size zero, I'm the emperor of China!" He better not let his boss find out that he's in a secret alliance again with Blaineley because he wants his own show.
"Okay, people, let's go…" Chris beckoned the travelers to follow him.
"Wait, I'm here!" Courtney finally showed up, covering in soot and a black eye.
"Too late, the gong just rang!" The host smirked cruelly, "Meaning that you won't be in the next part of the challenge!"
"What?!" The CIT stomped her feet with a scream.
"She's so losing it." The cooker whispered to the snickering host.
"I know…" Chris nodded with a wide grin, "I am so enjoying that."
(Restaurant)
"To win today, you'll have to eat more than anybody else at this totally awesome Chinese restaurant." The host grinned at the sitting travelers.
"Who doesn't love won tons?" Cody bragged, "Last New Year's, I ate about a thousand of…"
"Except that this is the world's most authentic Chinese restaurant." Chris cut the geek off, "You'll be enjoying real street-food delicacies…Deep-fried grasshoppers, kung-pow larvae."
Duncan raises his eyebrow at the gagging Latino villain, "Are you okay, bro?"
"Pfft, I'm fine." Alejandro waved it off, "Where I'm from, we eat barbecued guinea pig. This is…" He gagged as Chris' phone rang, "Nothing."
"McLean here…" The host answered his phone.
"IF YOU HANG UP ON ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL…" The host just hangs up on his mother.
"Grammy is so gonna kill you, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned at his father.
"Nah, she won't." Chris muttered under his breath.
(Confessional)
"I've been dreading the eating competition because my body is my temple." Alejandro admitted before he tore his shirts off, "And what temple keeper would contaminate this?" His pecs bounced around and the Latino villain just wiggles his eyebrows with a smirk.
*Static*
"I'm so tired of cleaning up after this pretty maggot." Chef tossed the ripped shirts in the trash bag, "Do you all live in a barn or something?"
The host clears his throat, "Okay, you have to eat each bowl of delish food, opening your mouth to prove it went down. If you're last to finish or you puke, you go sit with Courtney on the loser bench."
"I am a CIT!" Courtney screamed out, "I am not a loser!"
"We heard you for the thousandth time, now shut the fuck up." Chef wheeled the cart up to the table with a grunt and he handed the bowls out to the travelers, giving Blaineley a slightly nod.
"Looks simply scrumptious." Blaineley said out loud.
"What's that?" Shawn asked.
"Is that a roasted eel?" Cody asked nervously.
"It's donkey meal." Chris chuckled, "Local delicacy."
"Ace, where are you!" The geek screamed out, "Fart if you can hear me!" There was a fart sound and the geek sit back as he exhaled out.
"It's not bad, dattebayo." Naruto swallowed his food.
"Yeah." The zombie nut nodded before the travelers grimace at the vomiting Latino villain.
"Alejandro, you're out." The host chuckled, "Loser bench!"
"At least I don't have to…" Alejandro heaved out dryly, "Eat these disgusting things…"
"The next dish is…" Chris grinned at the new dishes as the cooker handed them to the travelers, "Live mealworms!"
"EWWW!" Heather pushed her dish away, "Do you seriously want us to eat these?!"
"Well, they don't mind." The host jabbed his thumb at the rest of travelers as they finished their meal, "You're out, by the way."
"You're a fucking sicko." The queen bee mumbled under her breath.
"Bring out the next dish." Chris chuckled.
"What's that?" Cody chewed on a new meal.
"Dog meat." The host replied with a twisted smirk as the geek froze up before he throws up all over the host's face, "…Cody, loser bench. It's dinner for four!" He gestured at the remaining players and Chef tosses them a new bowl.
"What the fuck is that?" Duncan held an odd food on a stick before he takes a bite.
"Starfish on a skewer." Chris answered before he narrows his eyes at Chef in suspicion when the blonde woman winks at the cooker and his co-worker chuckling nervously.
"Bacon…" The punk just spit it out.
"Duncan, off to the loser bench!" The host laughed as the cooker quickly passes out the bowls, "Next dish…"
"Wait! Stop!" Heather stood up as the group blinked at her, "Why does Blaineley's food look so much better?!"
"It's exactly the same!" Blaineley protested before they turn to the host with a ringing phone.
"Hold on…" Chris just turned his phone off, "Done."
"Your ma is so gonna beat you up now." Chef said.
"No, she won't." The host rolled his eyes as he switched the traveler's bowls around, "There…" He glanced at the queen bee, "Happy now?"
"Very." The queen bee sat down with a nod.
"Let's wrap it up here." Chris sighed, "That's the last round. Whoever wins has invincibility in tonight's vote, and they get to take the person of their choice up to the First-Class with them."
"Hmm, that looks odd to me." Naruto slowly bring his meal up.
"It's a fox meal." The host said and the redhead just froze up and he places his chopsticks down before he stand up.
"I forfeit the match, dattebayo." The redhead mumbled, "I'm glad I did not eat it yet."
"Huh?" Duncan raised his eyebrow as the redhead sat down on the loser bench, "Why did you give up?"
"Because foxes are sacred to my family, dattebayo." Naruto whispered back and the punk just shrugged, he was just curious.
"And Shawn won the challenge." Chris laughed at the vomiting blonde woman after she took a small bite, "Shawn, who do you want to take with you to the First-Class."
"No one." Shawn rubbed his head, he don't want to risk it if someone turn into a zombie in same room with him.
"Well, back to the plane." The host chuckled and everyone glance at each other.
(Jumbo Jet: Galley)
"Whoa, I think that's the first time in TD history." Chris rechecked the voting results, "Yes, it is."
"Just spit it out and get it over with!" Courtney growled angrily, "I have to go back to Economy Class to do some plan!"
"It's a tie between Courtney…" The host ignored the gasping CIT, "And Blaineley!"
"Prepare to go down, bitch!" The CIT pointed at the blonde woman with a sneer, it was logic that there will be a tiebreaker.
"Actually, both of you will take the Drop of Shame because of some…" Chris shifted his eyes around, "Um…Budget issue? Yeah, budget issue!"
"What?!" Both Blaineley and Courtney screamed out as they catch their parachute chutes and Chef shove them toward the hatch.
"Are you still sore over this dumb lawsuit?!" Courtney screamed before the host punts her out.
"Maybe!" The host hollered out.
"I'll sue you and Duncan!" The CIT screamed.
"Oh joy…" Duncan deadpanned.
"Now, Blaineley, get out of my plane." Chris grinned.
"Not so fast." Blaineley narrowed her eyes at the host, "I have some things to say first! Ezekiel, he's still hiding in the hold! Chris, I was supposed to be the ho…" The host quickly shoves her out.
"Whoops, I think she just slip off." The host pretends to gasp with hands on his cheeks.
"…"
"…"
"…Is it really quiet in here all of sudden, or is it just me?" Cody asked.
"It's not just you." Alejandro crossed his arms.
(Cockpit)
"Hey, boss…" Chef said as soon as Chris finished his sign-off scene, "Why did you eliminated Blaineley and Courtney at same time instead of tiebreaker…I'm fine if it was Courtney that get eliminated but Blaineley?"
"Because of few reasons…" Chris started to count with his fingers, "First, I hate them both…Second, they are so annoying…Third, I want Blaineley to stay away from Naruto because I hate her so much…I don't want her to end up as my in-law daughter if they end up together!" He shivered, "Bad mental image…"
"…Okay." The cooker raised his eyebrow at the rambling host.
"And finally, I know about the secret alliance." The host glared.
"…Fuck."
(Economy Class)
Four days later, Duncan whistling a tune as he craving something out on the bench and some travelers can see that it was another skull. "Smiling?" Alejandro smiled, "Whistling? That is the happiest I've ever seen you."
"What can I say?" The punk chuckled, "It's like all my problems were shoved out of a plane. Speaking of romance…" He glanced at the queen bee and the redhead, "Want to hit the common area so a certain friends have some time alone, if you know what I mean?"
"Oh, I do." Cody snickered.
"D-D-Don't get the wrong idea!" Heather crossed her arms with a deadly growl.
"Am I missing something here?" Naruto scratched his head confusedly.
"Nothing." Almost everyone said in unison.
(First-Class)
"Ah, risk-free for now." Shawn kicked back on his comfy chair with a smile, "I'm so glad that I won the cha…" There was an odd sound under the floor before the zombie nut threw himself on the floor with his ear on the floor, "Was that a zombie?!" He stays there for a long time until they land in Africa.
(Africa)
Naruto smack his face as soon as his father show up in an African dress and the travelers laugh at their host. "Nice dress!" Duncan laughed.
"It's traditional masai warrior grab." Chris said as he held up a spear, "And it came with this." After he finished his sentence, the host throws it at the punk.
"Whoa!" The punk ducked under it, "Watch it!"
"Trust me." The host chortled, "That's the least dangerous thing that'll happen to you today. Welcome to beautiful Tanzania, home to the Serengeti Plains and over 70 different kinds of animals that can kill you…Except for Naruto."
"Then I'll stick with him." The queen bee mumbled quietly.
"Okay, challenge time." Chris gestured at the coat-cladded cooker with piles of fruits, "Part one combines two of Africa's most popular sports…Soccer and cricket." He pulled the said objects out, "I call it 'Socc-et to me'…The 'me' being you, of course."
"Um…" Heather glanced at the sweating cooker, "Is Chef expecting a blizzard."
"Behold!" The host rubbed his hands manically, "The penalty parka, plus pants, created specifically to help people sweating out their cheating ways. Lookin' hot, Chef."
"Fuck you!" Chef threw the melon at the host.
Chris duck under it, "Each player must run one at a time from the starting line to that pile of African safou plums, grab as many as you can carry, and run back. And you'll be doing all of this while your fellow competitors pummel you with soccer balls."
"Ooh!" Duncan shivered sarcastically, "Pummeled by a soccer ball! How painful!" The soccer ball hit him in the face, courtesy of the host.
"You were saying?" The host smirked, "Next, take the plums you've brought back and wrack 'em with the cricket bat to smash those gourds open…like this!" He demonstrated it by hitting the plum toward the row of gourds but it end up hitting the cooker in head. "Whoever cracks their gourd open first wins a reward that will be muy helpful in the next challenge. Now, positions, people. Naruto, you're up first. Kickers, get ready."
"Piece of cake, dattebayo." Naruto stretched his legs with a wide grin.
"Ready, steady, Serengeti!" Chris blew his whistler hard and the travelers quickly kicked the balls at the redhead as he dodges them with ease before he reach the plum stall. The redhead grabs a lot of plums and he run back to the line, dodging the balls as he juggle them all.
"Is that allowed?" Cody turned his head to the host with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, juggle and carry are same thing." The host chuckled, "Shawn, you're up!" The zombie nut took off as soon as the host blew his whistler and Shawn dodged most of the balls. He gather the plums in his arms as he return to the finishing line but Alejandro's soccer ball knock the plums out of the zombie nut's arms with a precision and Shawn fall down with a painful grunt. "Awesome!" Chris grinned, "Duncan, top that."
"Pft, too easy." Duncan scoffed as he kicked one ball back to the screaming geek before he grab armful of plum, "I told you soccer's a wimpy sp…" Three balls smash into his face, courtesy of Naruto, Alejandro, and Heather.
"Heather, your turn." The host laughed at the groaning punk.
After the last three turns, Heather and Alejandro were the only one that successfully brought their plums back and Cody failed it, due to Duncan's ball to groin. "Remember…" Chris said as the three travelers lined up with cricket bats, "First person to smash though gets the advantage. And…Go!" They hit their plums, attempting to break their own gourds.
"Hey, watch where you hit these damn things!" Chef grunted after several plums hit him before he give out a shriek when one of the plums smashes into his groin.
"Seems like the universe is not too pleased with your meddling either, Chef." The host hollered with an evil grin.
"I don't think these plums can break a gourd." The punk crossed his arms, only to blink at two broken gourds. It turns out that the redhead and the queen bee broke them at same time.
"I break it first!" Heather stomped her foot with a glare.
"Can we check the camera to see?" The redhead asked.
"We already did." Chris replied with a smirk, "The winner of our first challenge is…Heather! Naruto is in second place, meaning he will get a little bonus."
"Yes!" The queen bee cheered as she swung her bat, "Batter, batter, swing, batter."
"Congrats, Heat-chan." Naruto chuckled as he ruffled her hair, receiving a light swat from the glaring queen bee.
"The rest of you have ten seconds to crack your gourd." The host grinned as he pulled Naruto and Heather out of the line, "And trust me…You want what's inside." Almost everyone break their gourds with plums within ten seconds and the punk actually throws his own bat at the gourd, breaking it in process.
"Feels good." Duncan sighed happily.
"What the heck?" Shawn glanced at the unbroken gourd, "I just hit this thing but it didn't even crack!"
"Oh yeah, a couple of them are props." Chris snickered evilly, "No success for Cody and Shawn will make it harder for them to deal with this!" He pointed at the shaking crate and the travelers glanced at each other nervously.
"Uh, should we be running right now?" The punk gulped.
"I wonder what kind of animal is it, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head.
"Yes, Duncan, you should be scared." The host smirked as he patted the shaking crate, "Part two of our challenge is a genuine African safari. And the prey? Why, only the most dangerous and chauvinistic animal of all…" The intern opened it with the crowbar to reveal a…
"ZOMBIE!" The zombie nut fall on his rear with a bloodcurdling scream, pointing at a zombie-like creature.
"Relax, Shawn, it's not a zombie." Chris laughed, "It's just Ezekiel."
"B-B-But Chef just shoved his dirty ass out of the plane in London!" Heather dropped her jaw in shock.
"I know." The host nodded, "He's like a one-man cockroach infestation. But when a certain blonde whose rhymes with 'Blaineley' ratted him out, Chef went a-hunting and found the scrawny lunatic down in the hold. I should warn you, though…He's totally feral, thank to all that time with the animals." He glanced at the crazed farmer boy, "Whoever nabs the beast formerly known as Ezekiel wins invincibility and First-Class seats to our next destination."
"With the player of their choice." The queen bee scoffed, "Blah, blah, blah, where's my reward?!"
"In a second!" Chris rolled his eyes as Ezekiel attempted to grab the host from behind, "Go to your gourds and check inside. They contain what you'll use to hunt with."
"Oh, yeah!" Duncan cheered with slingshot in his hand, "Do you know how many windows I've broken with one of these?"
"Seeing that really take me back in elementary school, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "Ah, good time with all these paintballs and crying teachers." Everyone raised their eyebrows at the chuckling redhead and her childhood friend just rolls her eyes.
"What's the pocket for?" The queen bee raised her eyebrow, "Magic beans?"
"Close." The host chuckled as he held up a small ball, "Tranquilizer balls! Sling 'em with enough velocity, and they burst on contact, numbing the area and releasing a hearty dose of sleepy-time goodness. Watch as this intern demonstrates." The host launch a ball at the innocent intern and he pass out as soon as the ball explode on impact. "See?" He chuckled, "It's like paintball, only with naps. Now, stand back, people."
"Huh?" Cody blinked, "Why?"
"We're gonna give the violent psycho a head start." Chris grinned.
"What?" Shawn shrieked, "Are you gonna release him? Are you crazy?! That's a fucking zombie!"
"Hey, Frosty!" The host ignored the screaming zombie nut as Chef slowly inserting his key into the cage, "Release the beast!" The cooker run away as soon as Ezekiel jumps out with a savage roar and he glance around before the crazed farmer boy run off into the wildlife.
"I think his mind is really gone." The geek gulped nervously.
"Yeah, but his smell isn't." Heather held her nose with a grimace expression.
"Okay, since Heather won the first challenge, she gets six trano balls." Chris gave the said balls to the queen bee, "Naruto, you almost tied with her so you get four. Alejandro, you cracked yours open before the other three boys, so you get three. Duncan, two…"
"Hey!" The scowling punk glared, "I should get three! I cracked my gourd, too!"
"With a bat instead of plum." The host shrugged, "Shawn and Cody, you both get one since you didn't pass the first part of the challenge."
"Wait, where's our slingshot?" Cody asked.
"Like I said…" Chris smirked cruelly, "You don't pass the first part so you two just gonna have to throw your ball hard enough to make 'em burst…Which will be hilariously unsuccessful, I'm sure. And…" There was a sound of horn, "GO!" The travelers run off, hunting for the wild farmer boy.
"Now can I get out of these fucking clothes?" Chef panted.
"Nope." The host replied.
"Tracking prey is more like stealing cars…" Duncan glanced around with the travelers, "The more lookouts you got, the better the results. Let's say we team up to find the twerp?"
"Whoa, we're not gonna team up!" Shawn waved his hands around, "In a large group like that, this zombie will spot us!"
"Actually, it's not a zombie…" Alejandro muttered.
"NO!" The zombie nut screamed, "It's green! Less hairs! Did you fucking saw his claw and teeths?! THAT'S A FUCKING ZOMBIE!" He ran away from the group as the travelers raised their eyebrows at each other, "I'm hiding from this thing!"
"Um, I'm gonna agree with Shawn about the team up part…" Heather walked away from the group, "You're just get in my way. I am going at it alone." It's an individual challenge, she want to win this challenge for the first class and she will have idiot all to herself.
"Heat-chan, I'm coming with you." Naruto said as he followed the queen bee, "It's not good idea to be alone in the wild, dattebayo."
"F-F-Fine!" The queen bee stuttered with a glare.
"I bid you good hunting." The Latino villain bowed playful with a teasing smirk.
"Whatever!" Heather scoffed, disappearing into the plain with the redhead.
"How far do you think they'll get?" The punk asked.
"Not far without these…" Alejandro holds his hand out with a blink, "Huh? I swear I just pickpocket her…"
"You did and Naruto just stole them back." Cody raised his hand and the Latino villain give out a sigh, nothing can get pass his aniki.
(Shawn)
The zombie nut climb up a tall tree, glance around for any sign of the zombie and he release a breath after seeing that he was safe. He quickly tense up as soon as he feel something breathing on his neck and Shawn slowly turn around to see Ezekiel before the zombie nut jump off, screaming for his life.
(Naruto)
Heather shushed the redhead after they spot the bush and the queen bee pulls her slingshot back with a smirk. "Gotcha, geekface!" She fired at the bush before a lion leap out with an angry roar, "Idiot, do something!"
"Easy there, Mufasa." Naruto hold his hands up as the queen bee raised her eyebrow at the name, "It was an accident and we don't mean to attack you, dattebayo." The lion huffed, "Really! I promise you that we will leave you alone, dattebayo." The creature tilted his head before it turn around and walk away.
"…Mufasa?" The queen bee deadpanned, "Did you just named a lion Mufasa?"
"Hai, it kinda fitted him." The redhead chuckled.
(Cody)
The geek decided to tag with Duncan and Alejandro since they both have slingshot and they were walking together, glance around with cautious. "Yo, check this out." The punk stopped them by pointing at the track of footprints, "Definitely human."
"Look…" The Latino villain jerked his head at track of drool, "There's some drool."
"And it looks like it's chasing someone else." Cody pointed at shoeprint before everyone turned their heads to each other, "Ezekiel and Shawn." The geek and punk was about to follow the track but…
"Wait!" Alejandro shouted, "Let's keep calm."
"We'll set a trap and lure him in." Duncan nodded.
"I'll be the bait." The geek volunteered, he will do anything to avoid the elimination.
"Good idea, everyone." The Latino villain smiled before he widened his eyes as everything seems to get higher, "What the…"
"Quicksand?" The punk screamed with the boys, "Help!"
(Shawn)
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" The zombie nut threw his only ball at the crazed farmer boy but it missed him by a mile, "OH COME ON!" He really hate the freaking special zombie!
(Alejandro)
"Never thought I'd die in quicksand." Duncan muttered as the Latino villain reach out for the root with a piece of branch, "Mud, maybe. Even a gutter. But this?"
"Oh, man, that's one bad way to go…" Cody whined.
"Shh!" Alejandro shushed them, "Look…" They glanced to see Ezekiel as the Latino villain waved his branch around, "Hey! Over here, buddy." The crazed farmer boy growled before he bit the stick and pulls them all out. He was about to attack them until he spot the zombie nut and Ezekiel quickly chase the screaming zombie nut. "Shoot, Duncan!" The Latino villain barked, "Now! Now!" The punk tried to launch his ball, only to groan as Ezekiel vanished with the zombie nut.
(Heather)
The queen bee stare at the redhead with a twitching eyebrow, "Idiot…Do something about these animals!" She gestured at the animals that have been following them for a while.
"Gomen." Naruto rubbed his head with a sheepish grin, "I tried to tell them to leave us alone but they don't want to, dattebayo."
"Ugh!" Heather threw her hands up with an annoying groan, why can't she have alone time with her idiot? 'I better win this damn challenge.' There was a bloodcurdling scream and the childhood friends glance around for the source.
"That kinda sound like Shawn." The redhead said.
"Yeah…" The queen bee quickly ran off, "That mean the freak must be with him!" What they didn't know is that the other group also hears Shawn's scream.
(Ezekiel)
"Don't bite me!" Shawn cried out as the wild farmer boy kept tried to bite him since the zombie nut run through a bush with these red berries, "No bite! No bite!" Ezekiel stick his tongue out at the zombie nut as Shawn move his head back away from the farmer boy's tongue before a ball hit them and send them into a deep sleep.
"All right!" Duncan grinned, he was lucky that he has loaded his slingshot early and he never noticed the ugly scowl on the Latino villain. This punk just ruined his plan and he want the punk to get out since he know that Duncan made it to final two before, now how can he get rid of Duncan?
"Ugh!" Heather stomped her feet as Naruto patted her back, "That's so unfair!"
"Congrats, Duncan!" Chris showed up in a jeep with Chef, "You are on your way to First-Class…" He tracked off as he noticed a large group of animals, "…Okay, why are there a lot of animals here?"
"They followed me, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "…Can we keep…"
"No, they are not a stray dog or cat you can bring home." The host deadpanned, "Now quick…Grab Shawn and let's get the hell out of Africa before Ezekiel wake up!" They quickly return to the airplane and it took off right away but what they don't know is that Ezekiel was already up, sneaking into the airplane again.
(Jumbo Jet: Galley)
"Mmm." Chris hummed, "Tensiony. All righty then. The unlucky loser is…Shawn!"
"Everyone out!" Shawn quickly grabbed his parachute chute as he leaped out of the airplane, "The zombie is back on this airplane!"
"…"
"…"
"…Ok, he lost it." The host shook his head as the travelers just blinked, "Well, at least we don't have to worry about a certain stowaway anymore now."
(First-Class)
'A week in this place and I'm bored?' Duncan sighed into his hands, chewing on his fresh-baked cookies. He wonders what the other guys are doing in the economy class.
(Economy Class)
Alejandro drumming his fingers on the bench and he glance at Naruto with Heather, he tried to form an alliance with his aniki again but the queen bee kept getting in his way. There was only one person that the queen bee forgets to bring into her alliance and he better do it faster. "Hey, Cody." Alejandro whispered to the geek, "Do you want to make an alliance with me?"
"Um…" Cody rubbed his neck, he was not sure about it because the geek has a lot of suspicions about the Latino villain after noticed his expression in Africa. "Sure." The geek nodded, he decides to play along with it for now.
"Attention, travelers!" Chris' voice rang out of the PA, "I want to say congrats on making it to the final five but I decide not to until we kick one traveler out tonight after this challenge in Italy! Oh yeah, I forget to tell you guys to put your belt on but it's too late for this." The travelers fall off the bench with several painful groans from a rough landing.
(Italy)
"Welcome to Italy." The host grinned at the glaring travelers as he clapped his hands, "Today's challenge is gonna be very special. Why? It's because there's only one challenge with a lot of mini-challenges! Your main goal is to…Find the mafia!"
"Like a group game?" Naruto blinked as Chef gave the travelers the sports jersey jacket with nametags on it, "…So it's one of these challenge."
"Yes!" Chris chuckled, "There is one mafia member among you five and we already informed this person early so your goal is to figure out who's the mafia while the mafia has to survive to the end. In this small comfy village, there are several challenges that you have to go though to get a clue about the mafia's identity. And…Go!" The travelers glanced at each other and they all walk away from each other to find any clue.
(Heather)
"Finally…" The queen bee huffed as soon as she found Chef behind his stall, "So what am I supposed to do?"
"Your challenge is to eat ten slices of pizza." Chef cleared his throat, "Each slice has different toppings and if you throw up or refuse it, you have to start over from zero."
"Bring it on." Heather snorted at the easy challenge, her face went paled at the sight of fried crickets topping.
"Enjoy your pizza." The cooker laughed evilly and the queen bee slowly eating her pizza slices with disgusted expression. It took her many tries until she gave up and she will never look at insects the same way again.
(Cody)
"What the fuck!" The geek dropped his jaw at the wall of interns in front of goalpost, "How the hell can I kick my balls though!"
"It's just a challenge." Chris snickered, "Remember, you get a clue after score five out of ten balls and if you fail it, try again and again."
"Ugh…" Cody rubbed his forehead before he kick his soccer ball toward the goal and he give out an annoying sigh when the intern block it.
(Naruto)
"This person is often credited as inventor of radio, what was his name?" The intern asked with cue card and the redhead scratched his head in deep thought, he have to pass the Italian quiz with hundred percent.
"Um…" Naruto tilted his head, "Hold on, I think I learned that from my class few years ago…Um…Marconi?"
"I need full name." The intern replied.
"Ugh…" The redhead ruffled his head, "Um…Oh! It's Gulielmo Mar…"
Riiip!
Naruto turn around with widened eyes to see the punk with nametag in his hand as Duncan smirk, "Don't be surprised, Whisker. It's pretty oblivious that you're the mafia since they always make you a bad guy in these challenges."
"Naruto out! One mafia and three innocents remaining!"
"…Wait, what?" The punk blinked as he stared at the 'innocent' nametag on the redhead's back, "…You're not a mafia?"
"…I'm not…" Naruto said dazedly before the interns drag him away.
"My bad!" Duncan hollered, he didn't know that someone was watching him with narrowed eyes.
(Alejandro)
The Latino villain smirk as he beat another intern at fencing and another intern take the loser's place. "To me, facing fifteen opponents in fencing is like a walk in a park." Alejandro taunted and the new intern growl before they start their fight.
(Cody)
After several attempts, the geek finally gets his first clue and he raises his eyebrow at blank blue card. He was about to move on to the next challenge but someone stop him. "Hey, geek." Cody turned around to see Heather, "I think Duncan is the mafia."
"Huh?" The geek blinked, "Why?"
"I just saw him ousted idiot and it was very suspecting." The queen bee growled as she crossed her arms, "And I have to remind you that Chris did say that he informed someone early…Duncan was the only one in the first class so he must be the mafia."
"Hmm, should we get more clues to make sure?" Cody asked.
"Yeah…" Heather glared as she held the geek's collar up, "Right after we get this punk out first!"
"Okay, okay!" The sweating geek raised his hands in air nervously.
(Duncan)
"Come back here!" The punk shouted as he chased the Latino villain down the street, he figured it out after received his clue from the quiz challenge and it was a letter A. "I'm just gonna rip your nametag off and that's all!"
"Wouldn't that get me out of the game?!" Alejandro shouted back before he stumbles on a piece of rock and the punk tackles him down as Duncan's hand take hold of the Latino villain's nametag.
Riiip!
"Alejandro out! One mafia and two innocents remaining!"
"Oh come on!" Duncan threw his hands up as the interns dragged the angry Latino villain away after he gave the clue to the punk, "What's the A hint for?!"
"GET HIM!" The punk turned around to see the queen bee and the geek as they tackled him down, "Quick! Rip his nametag off!"
"Wait, wait, I'm not the mafia!" Duncan screamed out, trying to stop them but it was too late.
"You really suck at it." Heather smirked with the punk's nametag in her hand, "I recommend you to take some lessons from idiot."
"Duncan out! One mafia and one innocent remaining!"
"What?!" The queen bee's eyes widened, it can't be…
Riiip!
"Cody?!" The punk and the queen bee dropped their jaws at the geek before Duncan blink rapidly, "Wait, how's the hell A have to do with you?"
"It's initial of my last name, Anderson." Cody rubbed his head as he held blue card up, "Plus, this one is hint that it's a boy and if Heather look at the clue that Duncan got from Alejandro."
"C…" Heather groaned, "UGH!"
"Mafia wins! Challenge over!
"Hmm, that's one fastest challenge we ever did beside your Wild West challenge." Chris glanced at the nodding cooker as the travelers gathered up in front of him, "Maybe I should just have added few more challenges next time…"
"But our budget won't cover it anyway." Chef shrugged.
"True." The host nodded before he give the group a wide grin, "Cody win the challenge so he get immunity from tonight's voting and First-class all to himself. Travelers, I'll see you at the galley."
'Oh boy…' The punk glanced around to see that everyone was staring at him.
(Jumbo Jet: Galley)
"Ok, I just checked the voting result and someone really got a lot of votes." Chris grinned, "If I call your name, you're the loser who will take the Drop of Shame. The one that go home is…"
"…It's me." Duncan deadpanned.
"Yes." The host glared at the punk for ruining the dramatic pause moment.
"Figured." The punk scoffed as he grabbed the parachute chute, "Smell you later, guys." He jump out of the airplane and everyone just glance at each other, that was really fast.
(First-Class)
The next day, Cody give out a big yawn as he get up and the geek glance around before he spot a cart, filled with goodies. "All right!" Cody quickly shove everything into his backpack as he tossed several sweets into his mouth, "I really love first-class…So good."
(Economy Class)
"I really hope that the challenge will come soon, dattebayo." Naruto muttered as his childhood friend rolled her eyes, "I was so bored all by myself yesterday and it ended too fast!"
"At least you didn't get out of the game right away." Heather patted the redhead's shoulder.
"Hai." The redhead sighed.
"If we have challenge today, let's work together." The queen bee crossed her arms with her nose up in air, "The one that we will target will be Alejandro!"
"Huh?" Naruto blinked, "Why him?"
"Because I don't trust him at all." Heather growled.
"What are you two talking about?" Alejandro asked, taking his seat in front of them.
"Nothing, we were just talking about what we would do with million if we win it." The queen bee said quickly and the Latino villain raised his eyebrow at her.
"Attention, travelers, please prepare for landing." Everyone glanced at the PA as Chris' voice spoke, "…Come on, just let me fly it once! What can it hurt? It's technically my plane, you know."
"Hey, get your hands off these!" Chef shouted and they can hear slapping sounds.
"Ow, my pinkle!" The host cried.
"Suck it up, you big baby…" The cooker grunted, "…I think we forget to turn PA off." The redhead just buries his face into hands before they feel something hitting the airplane, "God damn it!" Chef shouted, "Look what you just did, Chris!"
"It's not my fault that Easter head thingy get in our way." Chris muttered.
"That's a damn Moai and we're gonna be in big trouble." The cooker growled.
"No, we're not." The host replied, "And will you please turn this PA off?!"
(Rapa Nui, Easter Island)
"Another piece of world heritage destroyed." Alejandro sighed.
"Hai, I'm surprised that they don't get arrested right away, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head, "I guess tou-san was telling truth about blackmail and a lot of connections."
"Guys, you've got to try this taffy!" Cody ran up to the group with wide grin, "Al, try it!"
"Al-ejandro." The Latino growled lowly, "And I am not hungry."
"That's the beauty of candy…" The hyper geek laughed, "No hunger requested! Gob smackers? Jelly welch's? Sour ears?"
"Um…" Heather raised her eyebrow at the geek, "I think you need to lay off sugars for a while…"
"NO!" Cody hugged his candies, "They're mine! Mine!"
"Another one fall victim to sugar rush." Naruto chuckled.
The group finally reaches to the top of large hill before they paled at the sight of host in loincloth and a headgear. "Now I'm really scarred for life, dattebayo." The redhead deadpanned.
"Iorana." Chris grinned, "Welcome to Easter Island, A.K.A. Rapa Nui. Place is old. These dudes were craved so long ago, no one even remembers why anymore…" He gestured at the Moai statues, "Ten bucks says it started as a dare."
"Fifteen bucks says that it must be forgotten culture or religion." Naruto said.
"Twenty bucks says get on with it!" The queen bee snarled with crossed arms.
"Yeah." The host rolled his eyes, "Today, you, our final four, are going on a highly traditional Easter Island egg hunt."
"For chocolate Easter eggs?!" Cody bounced around excitingly.
"Uh, no." Chris waved his hands around, "I'm talking the old-school kind of eggs that come from birds, you know…Those flying things with feathers and talons and vicious, 'kill you in a second' beak. Speaking of which…" He tossed out several headgears at the travelers as he led them to the challenge's location, "Traditional feathered Rapa Nui headdresses. Wear 'em with pride, chickens. Hidden in these head things are a bunch of colored eggs that match the color of your…Head thing."
"Wow, you really did your research." Heather said sarcastically.
"Tell me the truth…" The redhead glanced at his red headdress, "Are you trying to make red my thing?"
"Your challenge…" The host ignored him with a wide grin, "To find three eggs in your color, then make a break for the massive underground cavern system and book it all the way up to the highest point on the island. Reach the top with all three eggs to begin the second part of today's challenge."
"What happens if we drop an egg?" The queen bee asked.
"You'll have to come all the way back here for a replacement." Chris replied as the Latino villain raised his hand up in air, "And, no, you cannot take a backup egg." Alejandro brings his arm back down, "First to the top gets a big advantage in part two. Now, scramble!" The travelers quickly run away from the host.
"These look disturbingly familiar." Alejandro glanced at several statues.
"Hai, it's everyone that got kicked out during our trip, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head, "I wonder how long it took everyone to crave them out?"
(Confessional)
"Fuck…" Chef panted heavily with chisel and hammer in his hands, "You…Chris! You better…paid me…for these…fucking statues!"
The four travelers search though the statues and Naruto pull a red egg out of stone Ezekiel's nose. "All right, one down and two to go." The redhead grinned as he checked Ezekiel again to see if he can find another one before he walks toward stone Ella.
"Wow, Courtney is useful for something." Heather pulled a pink egg out of stone Courtney's hair, "Who would've thought?"
"I wish I could say the same of Lindsay." Alejandro muttered as he checked stone Lindsay's ear, "Oh, wait, is that…Nope…Nothing but air."
"Take that." Cody kicked the stone Duncan before a purple egg fall into his hand, "…Sweet!"
"About time." Naruto picked his second egg from stone Sky's eye after going through several statues and he glance at his fellow travelers to see that the queen bee was climbing up the stone Leshawna to receive her second pink egg, only to drop it. The egg was about to hit the stone before the redhead grab it in midair, "Got it, Heat-chan. You should be more careful, dattebayo."
"W-W-Whatever!" The blushing queen bee snatched it out of his hands, "I-I-It's not like I'm asked you to do it for me!"
"Hai, hai." The redhead ruffled her hair with a chuckle, "Good luck, Heat-chan, dattebayo."
"L-L-Like I need luck!" Heather snorted.
"Let me guess, Naruto taught you how to juggle." The geek said after noticed that Alejandro was juggling his three eggs.
"Yes, he did." The Latino villain smirked, "Say, that is quite the handy basket."
"You like it?" Cody glanced at his candy basket, "I got it from the cart in the First-Class and I'm really glad that I did or I will be in big trouble with this challenge."
"Hmm, can I put my eggs in there?" Alejandro asked as the geek raised his eyebrow, "I'm getting tired and you can use my eggs as leverage against me if I tried to do something."
"Deal!" The geek nodded before they walk into the cavern since they both found their eggs already.
"Finally!" The queen bee pulled her last pink egg out of stone Dawn's ear.
"Oh, you're done too?" Naruto hollered as he found his red egg in stone Gwen's hair, "Can we go together?"
"Y-Yeah." Heather huffed.
(Cavern)
The childhood friends walk together for a while until they feel a rumble before a large boulder rolling toward them. Naruto quickly pull Heather into the gaping space and the boulder just roll past them. "You alright?" The redhead asked and the blushing queen bee just nodded, they were hugging each other since the space was too narrow for two person.
"J-J-Just hurry up and get out of here before Alejandro or Cody get there!" The queen bee quickly gets out of the gaping space with the redhead.
It wasn't long enough until Alejandro and Cody ran past the childhood friends on their way back, due to broken eggs. "Aww, did baby bweak his wittle egg?" Heather mocked.
"Shut up!" The Latino villain shouted back with a scowl.
"So long, suckers!" The queen bee smirked before her pink egg rock around as she gasp, "It's alive! Ew! Ew!"
"Wait, that means all the eggs are alive?" Naruto glanced at their eggs as a baby creature break out of its shell, "A condor? Hmm, he looks so similar to Cody, dattebayo."
"Idiot, do something!" Heather held the baby condor on her hands, "Get it off before it shit on me!"
"Okay, okay." The redhead chuckled as he pick the baby condor, "Hmm, I'll call you Cody Nii, dattebayo."
'…He is so banned from naming any children.' The queen bee stared at him with deadpan expression, only to groan as soon as Cody Nii land on her head.
"Look like he thinks you're his kaa-san." Naruto chuckled lightly.
"UGH!" Heather glared at the baby condor, "You better not shit on my head or else."
"RUN!" Alejandro and Cody ran past them.
"And there goes our lead." The queen bee growled before her eyes widened at something behind the redhead and she give out a loudest scream as she dragging the confusing redhead toward the exit of the cavern.
"What's going on?" Naruto glanced over his shoulder to see a giant condor, "Awesome! It's nice to…"
"SHUT UP AND JUST RUN!" Heather shouted.
(Rapa Nui)
"Dude, we got to get back to boulders." Chris glanced at the stone Chef and the cooker was about to say something but the screaming travelers ran past them. "Man, you guys are really competing." Most of the travelers shouting something about condor or something like that.
"One at a time!" Chef shouted as he pushed his statue down and the co-workers blinked at the sound of heavy thud.
"Oh, man, so close." The host muttered, "Way to ruin the fun. We may as well move on the next challenge. Since Alejandro was first one out." He tosses a catcher mask at the Latino villain.
"I have to play baseball?" Alejandro asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Thankfully, no." Chris shook his head as he gestured at a tallest pillar, "You must climb this rock pillar all the way up to…"
"A giant condor nest?" The Latino villain paled.
"You already know they can get pretty crabby." The host chuckled, "But did you know female condors are even bigger than the dude birds?"
Everyone glance up to the shrieking condor as Cody whistle, "She's ginormous!"
"Yep, 12-foot wingspan." Chris nodded.
"That's like two Alejandros wide." Alejandro muttered.
"But smaller than your ego." Heather glared at the Latino villain.
"See, she's kind of peeved 'cause you guys just killed her mate and stole her eggs." The host smiled evilly.
"NO!" The geek shouted at the condor as he pointed at the host, "It was him!"
"So now you have to try to shimmy up to the nest and give them back in order in which you arrived here." Chris chuckled, "Of course, mama's got a whole lot more eggs up there, so she's bound to be a tad protective." There was a vicious shriek from the nest.
"Gracias." The Latino villain put his mask on, "The giant condor has been known to peck the eyeballs of predators."
"But I like my eyes!" The queen bee gasped in horror.
"Because you want to stare at a certain person all day." Alejandro teased, only to scream out in pain as soon as the queen bee kicks him in groin.
"Deposit all three eggs, and you win." The host smirked, "And if nobody makes it, we'll try it again. It's gonna be that much fun." The geek handed the Latino villain his eggs before Alejandro walk toward the pillar, "Oh, Naruto, you will go last."
"But you just said…" Naruto rubbed his head, he just came in third place.
"…Because it won't be more fun if you end up finish the challenge before Heather." Chris deadpanned, he didn't forget the fact that his son have a special connection with animals.
"Oh no!" The Latino villain fall down, courtesy of the condor, and break his last egg.
"Oooh, so close but you're out." The host snickered, "Next!"
"…Please don't peck my eyes out." Cody mumbled under his breath, climbing up the pillar and the condor headbutt him off as soon as he reaches the nest.
"Good news!" Chris glanced at the geek's basket, "You could have another chance later but first…" Heather was about to climb the pillar until the host notice something, "Whoa, whoa. Where's your third egg?"
"That thing just hatched." Heather pointed at the baby condor on her head with a glare, "That got to count as egg!"
"Nope, I'm sorry." The host smirked, "You're out."
"UGH!" The queen bee stomp her feet as she shove the baby condor into the redhead's hands, "Take this bird back to his mama! UGH!"
"Hai." The redhead petted the baby condor as he started to climb the pillar, "Time to meet your condor kaa-san, dattebayo." It wasn't long enough until he reach the nest and the condor stare at the redhead with narrowed eyes before it chirps happily at him as she rubbing her head on his body. "Just to give you back your eggs and Cody Nii, dattebayo." Naruto placed all of his eggs down gently and the baby condor hops off his head with a happy chirp.
"I totally know that was gonna happen." Chris shrugged as the redhead climbed back after saying his goodbye to the condor family, "The winner is Naruto!" There was series of loud clashes, "What was that?" The host blinked, what he don't know is that Chef just knock down all of the travelers' statues down like domino because he was just bored.
(Jumbo Jet: Galley)
"Is it me or does some of challenges feel like very short?" Naruto asked curiously.
"Nah, you must imagine it." The host shrugged with a wide grin, "And it's time for vote…NOT! You should have seen your face!" He laughed at the shocked travelers, "It was just a reward challenge! Naruto…Because you won, your prize awaits you in First-Class and you can bring the loser of your choice."
"Heat-chan." The redhead said without missing a beat, never notice the light blush on the glaring queen bee.
(First-Class)
"Ah, it has been so long time since I have ramen, dattebayo." Naruto stretched out on his comfy seat as his childhood friend put her bowl away, "Well, I'm gonna sleep…" Heather suddenly sit on his lap and she curl up with her head on his chest. "H-H-Heat-chan, what are you…"
"S-S-Shut up and go to sleep!" Heather snarled with closed eyes, hiding her red face away from the confusing redhead.
"Um…" The redhead blinked dumbly, "Okay?"
(Cockpit)
"Stop laughing at the monitor." Chef grunted as the host laughed at the First-Class camera, "You're distracting me."
"If I give them a few more push then…" Chris yelped at the sight of cleaver in the cooker's hand.
"I told you not to do anything to my brat." The cooker growled lowly.
"I'm not up to anything!" The host cowered with cold sweats.
(Economy Class)
The next morning, Alejandro and Cody stare at each other in silence until there was a loud yell in the First-Class and they both shake their heads. "Ten bucks said that Heather just got embarrassed or something around Naruto." Cody said.
"That's a sucker bet." Alejandro replied, it turn out that the queen bee forget that she fall asleep on top of Naruto and she just fall off with a startled yell. It took a long time for the redhead to calm her down until they land back in Canada.
(Drumheller)
"Welcome to Drumheller, Alberta…" Chris grinned at the final four, "A world-heritage site. It has the wickedest collection of dinosaur bones on the planet. In front of you is a giant pit with a lots of super-ancient dino bones. Grab whatever bones you can find to make your very own life-sized dino. I'm calling it…Design-osaur-it!" Everyone facepalm with groans, "I know. They should pay me just to come up with titles. I'm that good."
"Or they won't pay you and hire a better title writer, dattebayo." Naruto said, receiving a glare from his father.
"…You have two minutes to rifle though the plane's cargo hold and grab whatever you can to help build your creations." The host announced, "And…Go!" The travelers quickly run into the cargo hold.
(Jumbo Jet: Cargo Hold)
"Glues…" The redhead picked several objects out of the crate as some of travelers dug through the crates, "Gems…Hmm…Why is there a large bottle of fake blood?" He blinked at the bottle before he take it with him and the redhead just walk out of the cargo hold, satisfied with his choices.
"It might come in handy." Cody carried a large canvas before the queen bee snatch it away from him, "Hey, I had dibs!"
"You didn't call it until after." Heather glared, "It doesn't count."
"Oh man…" The geek pouted, returning to the crates to see if he can find other one or something better.
(Drumheller)
"Hey, Chris, you never told us our time limit." Alejandro called out to the host.
"Don't worry about the time." Chris hollered from his lounge chair as some travelers digging the ground for any certain dinosaur bones, "Just focus on your challenge."
"Look what I've bought you…" The queen bee wiggled a tiny bone at the geek, "A very helpful T-Rex bone." She has to be nice to him so she can get his vote for tonight.
"That looks more like the bone from a T-bone streak." Cody deadpanned.
"T-Rex, T-bone." Heather tossed the bone over her shoulder, "The point is it's time to get rid of Alejandro." The geek was about to say something but the redhead cut him off.
"Oh sweet, that looks like T-bone." Naruto picked the tossed bone up, "I wonder what kind of dinosaur it comes from?"
'…You idiot.' The geek and the queen bee stared at him with deadpan expressions before the queen bee clearing her throat, "Idiot, what are you making?"
"That's a secret, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as he dropped the T-bone since he doesn't need it, "What about you?"
"That's a secret too." Heather crossed her arms with her nose up in air and the redhead chuckle at her.
"This will never do." The Latino villain tossed several bones away, "Hmm, nor this." What he didn't know is that every tossed bone kept hitting Chef in head, causing his eyebrow to twitching rapidly.
"Time's up!" The host announced after waited for several hours, "Now we'll begin the amazing tour through the ages of imaginary dinosaurs. Let's start with Alejandro."
"I can do better than imaginary." Alejandro gestured at his Allosaurus skeleton, "This impressive fellow is the Allosaurus, and, yes, that's his real name." The boys stared at the skeleton in awe and the queen bee roll her eyes, she will never understand the boys and their dinosaurs.
"It's gonna be tough to beat that right out of the gate." Chris grinned.
"Puh-lease." The queen bee snorted before she gestures at her dinosaur skeleton, "I can totally beat that. I would like to introduce the glorious Chris-ceratops. The Chris-ceratops is one talented beast and a real hit with the world. Like it?"
"Suck-up." Cody said into his fist between coughs.
"Luv it!" The host beamed, "L-u-v…Luv! Code-ster, what do you got?"
"Meet the Cody-codon." The geek gestured at his smallest dog-like skeleton as he held it up, "No, here…Meet him, firsthand." He handed it to his host, "Get to know him."
"Whoa, it's so light." Chris weighed the skeleton in his hands.
"They're coprolite fossils." The Latino villain crossed his arms.
"All right!" Cody grinned before he rubbing his head, "Wait, what's coprolite?"
"It's a dinosaur poop." Naruto chuckled as the host quickly drop the skeleton, "A fossilized shit, dattebayo."
"Naruto, please rescue us from Cody's suckitude." The host shivered.
"I introduce you to Chimera-saurus." The redhead gestured at his dinosaur skeleton. The skeleton has a body of T-Rex with long arms and there was a pair of giant Pterosaur wings, what make it stand out was three different dinosaur heads with fake bloods on their mouths. The right one was a triceratops, the middle one was a T-Rex, and the left one was Velociraptor. "The most deadly dinosaur to walk among the dinosaur, dattebayo."
"Oooh, I'm glad that one is just imaginary." Chris whistled, "It's judgment day! Which dinos will survive, and which one will be driven to extinction? Oh, and did I mention who the very special judges are? You!" The final four glance at each other, "With a pretty shocking twist, of course."
"A lie-detector." Heather muttered in her seat as she looked over the poor-conditioned electric chair, "Sure. Great idea, Chris." The chair electrified her, "Sarcasm doesn't count as a lie!"
"It's time to vote for your favo dino." The host chuckled evilly, "Can't vote for your own, of course, and you might want to tell the truth. Just saying."
"Fine…" The queen bee shifted her eyes nervously, "I like idiot's Chimera-saurus because it remind me of monsters from B-movies and I have a secret collection of B-movie DVDs…Don't judge me."
"Oh, we are." Chris snickered, "Alejandro, you're next!"
Alejandro sits down in the lie-detector chair, "I vote for the dung-o-ramus…" He cried out as the chair electrified him badly, "Fine…I like aniki's creature because it's pretty epic and I won't lie that I'm curious about the creature's story because aniki always come up with a lot of good stories."
"Good enough, next!" The host grinned as Naruto take his seat, "Who do you vote for?"
"Hmm, that's tough because everyone come up with a lot of cool dinosaur, even if one of them is real." Naruto hummed.
"Oh come on, just make one tiny lie." Chris pouted after seeing that the chair didn't electrify him.
"Nah, you said to tell the truth." The redhead smirked coyly, "Anyway, I think I'm voting for Cody's dog thingy because it was fun to see your reaction."
"Wiseass…" The host grumbled under his breath as the geek took his seat, "You're the last one, who do you vote for?"
"Well, I'm voting for Naruto's dinosaur because it's so badass and I really like it." Cody shrugged.
"As the winner, Naruto gets this handy-dandy post digger." Chris gestured at the said tool in Chef's hands as the cooker gave it to the redhead before the host mumbling under his breath, "And fuck you all for not voting Chris-ceratops…"
"How will it help me in the next challenge?" Naruto asked, "Does that mean we have to dig something out?"
"You will find out." The host cleared his throat as he gestured at the crestfallen interns with stack of barrels, "The interns were supposed to bury these barrels full of maple syrup, sugar, spiders, and rattlesnakes. Long story short, the interns buried our reserve fuel barrels instead!" He glared at the interns.
"It's not our fault that you didn't label them." One of the interns muttered under his breath and the host just knock the barrel down as the snake lunged out at the screaming intern.
"NO, KENNY!" The second intern cried out.
"Wait, is that the same guy?" The redhead asked confusingly but the host ignored him.
"Since Cody came in second, he gets this rusty, old prospector kit." Chris tossed the pickax and pan to the geek as the host gave a bucket to the queen bee, "And Heather takes third place."
"A fucking kiddy pail and shovel?" Heather growled angrily.
"You're welcome." The host winked, "And for coming in dead-last…"
"How am I last when I created the only realistic dinosaur?" The Latino villain muttered, "Aw, that has to get me something."
"Yeah, you think so." Chris chuckled, "First one back with a barrel of my oil wins immunity."
(Confessional)
"To Chris…" Alejandro slowly holds out two middle fingers, "Sincerely, Alejandro."
"There must be twenty square miles of badlands." Cody glanced around, "It's like looking for a needle in haystack."
"Oh, I forget to mention…" The host grinned, "We'll be pummeling you with the occasional boulder. Funny, right?" He blows his whistler, starting the second part of challenge.
"Nice to see you working hard." The queen bee gloated at the sight of Latino villain, digging out the hole with his own hands.
"Gee, thank." Alejandro growled, "I always do."
"I'm thinking of lending you my shovel…" Heather hummed as the Latino perked up, "Nah! See you later." She walks away from the fuming boy.
"…Fuck you, fuck Chris, fuck this show!" The Latino villain threw his hands up before he resumes his dig.
Cody dig out the hole, he assume that it must be the right spot and he blink at the sound of something whistling right over him. He glances up to see the flying boulder and the geek leap out of the boulder's way. "Crap…" Cody sighed at his broken pickax, he wonder how long will this challenge take for him to find one barrel?
Naruto use his post digger on the assumed spot, only to blinking at the screaming cooker on the boulder as it land in front of him. "Chef, are you okay?" The redhead asked.
"…Not until I beat a certain person up." Chef shoved the boulder off with a painful groan before he ran off with angry expression.
"…I see…" Naruto shook his head as he turned back to his post digger and it wasn't long enough until the boulder land right next to him with wincing host. "Chris?"
"Chef!" The groaning host ran back and the redhead scratched his head in confusion.
"How am I supposed to find a barrel of oil way out here in Heller?" Heather threw her shovel away with frustrating groan before she blink at the clanging sound and she move some dirt out of the way to see an oil barrel. "Hello, paydirt!" She glanced up to see a flying boulder and the gasping queen bee dive into the hole before the boulder land over the hole, blocking her. "Oh this sucks!" Heather poked her head out, "I'm stuck in Drumheller! Help!"
"Well, well, what do we have here?" The queen bee glanced up to see the smirking Latino villain, "A trapped bee."
"Alejandro, help me get out of here!" Heather shouted as the Latino villain glanced at the barrel, "Don't even think about it, Alejandro! This barrel is mine!"
"Too late for this." Alejandro smirked evilly, "You have been a thorn in my side for a while, I'm not gonna miss out on a chance of immunity and I want to see take a drop out of the airplane." He pulled the barrel out as he glanced around to see that Naruto was on his way to them from the distance, "Don't worry, I see Naruto on his way and it won't be long enough until he find you so…" The Latino villain ran away with the barrel, "See you later."
"You are so gonna pay for that, bastard!" The queen bee shouted.
"Heat-chan?" Naruto stopped in front of her, "What just happened?"
"Get me out of this hole!" Heather cried and the redhead shove the boulder off with several grunts as the queen bee crawled out.
"Are you okay?" The redhead asked with concern.
"…Yeah…" The queen bee muttered as she hugged him, "Thank for help me out…"
"No problem." Naruto smiled, "Let's go back to the airplane, I just found the barrel."
"Ye…" Heather widened her eyes, "We gotta hurry and get there before Alejandro does!" She quickly drags the redhead away with the barrel.
"About time you two show up." Chris smirked at the childhood friends, "Were you two busy making…" The barrel hit his face, courtesy of blushing queen bee.
"N-N-No, we didn't!" The queen bee glanced around before she gasps at the sight of two barrels, "We lost? Who got the immunity?! Is it Cody?"
"Alejandro just beat Cody by a hair." The host replied as the two boy showed up, "He get the immunity and we will vote right here at this campfire." He gestured at the campfire with a chuckle, "It's a tribute to first season…So go and cast your vote."
(Campfire)
Chris glances at the final four with marshmallows tray in his hand, "Remember…Alejandro has invincibility, so there better not be any vote against him."
"We can't do that because he has invincibility, remember?" The redhead shrugged with his shoulders, "Or did you forget the meaning of invincibility?"
"…Shut up." The host glared at the snickering redhead, "The first marshmallow goes to Heather." He tossed the marshmallow to the queen bee, "The person that will get the final marshmallow and join us in final three is…"
"…" Cody have poker face on.
"…" Naruto rubbed his head.
"…" Heather and Alejandro glared at each other before they glance at the boys.
"…Naruto!"
"Gomen, Cody." The redhead patted the geek's back.
"Don't be." The geek smiled, "I actually vote for myself."
"Nani?!" Naruto dropped his jaw, "Why did you do that after making it all way to here?"
"Well, I want to vote Alejandro out but he has immunity and Heather and you have better chance of beating him in final two." Cody admitted, "I'm not upset with it because I'm proud of the fact that I made it all way to final four."
"I see…" The redhead ruffled the geek's hair, "Well, on the bright side, you will see Katie really soon, dattebayo."
"Yeah." The geek chuckled.
"Now, Cody, will you please go back to the airplane." Chris grinned as the nodding geek walked back to the airplane, "You three will stay here and wait for Chef to give you the next challenge while I will take my personal helicopter."
"Wait, what?" Alejandro blinked confusedly.
"I will see you all sooner!" The host climbed into his personal helicopter before it takes off and the travelers glance at each other confusingly.
"For some reason, I have a bad feeling about this." Heather muttered.
"You're not the only one, dattebayo." Naruto nodded.
(Helicopter)
"It's a very long trip with everyone." Chris grinned, "After countless of challenges and a lot of drama, Alejandro, Heather, and Naruto has made it all way to final three! It brings up a lot of questions like…Where am I heading to? Which one of three will be dropping out next? Who will win the million? Will it be Alejandro? Heather? Or everyone's favorite, Naruto? Find out next time on…"
"TOTAL…"
"DRAMA…"
"WORLD TOUR!"
Contestants: Alejandro, Heather, Naruto
Eliminated: B, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Cody, Courtney, Dawn, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Ezekiel, Harold, Gwen, Izzy, Jo, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Noah, Owen, Rodney, Shawn, Sky, Tyler
Arrested: Sierra
Peanut Gallery: Beth, Eva, Geoff, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Trent
And this ends our twenty-one chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.
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