Actually this was a lot cuter/more funny in my head

Whatever I'm tired

Dipper

Bill

Mabel

Wendy


Received- 3:12 pm

What is this furry mass in the living room

Received- 3:13 pm

It's making some sort of humming noise

Received- 3:14 pm

IT MOVED HELP

Received- 3:15 pm

Chill man it's just a cat

Received- 3:15 pm

It's too small to be a cat

Received- 3:16 pm

He's a kitten is why

Received- 3:16 pm

Don't mess with him we'll be home soon


Received- 5:25 pm

So I heard Bill freaked over the cat

Received- 5:26 pm

yeah it was hilarious! dipper said he got home to bill hiding in the kitchen and hissing with the kitten meowing at him from the other room

Received- 5:26 pm

youd think he never saw one before

Received- 5:27 pm

Why'd you get a cat anyways? I though Stan hated them

Received- 5:28 pm

hes a rescue kitty and even grunckle stan melted when he saw his big sad brown eyes

Received- 5:28 pm

poor baby was skeletal when we picked him up

Received- 5:29 pm

Man I've always wanted a cat. They're so cool

Received- 5:30 pm

Oh brb Tambry's calling me


Received- 11:54 am

It's scratching at the couch again

Received- 11:55 am

I have endeavored to help it

Received- 11:56 am

Bill what did we tell you about destroying the furniture


Received- 12:45 pm

do u know where the kitty treats are

Received- 12:47 pm

Um

Received- 12:48 pm

did u eat them again

Received- 12:50 pm

UM


Received- 6:23 pm

dipper we have to do something about bill

Received- 6:24 pm

hes becoming one with the cat