The Bori Alphabet

U- Unsavory

Skylar and Devin are 6 months old. Eating with their hands, learning how to gesture their hands, they grow up so fast. Right now, Tori is trying to give Skylar a bath, while Beck is feeding Devin baby food. The food is going everywhere but his mouth and Skylar is making the bathroom like a water park.

"Babe, could you get me some paper towels?" Beck called from the kitchen.

"Wish I could Hon but Skylar doesn't want to be clean!" Tori replied from the bathroom.

"Same with Devin!"

After the child war, Tori and Beck sat down on the couch, exhausted from handling Devin and Skylar. Panting and leaning on each other was all the energy they had left in them.

"I'm… so… tired." Tori managed to get out in between breaths. "Skylar… water… everywhere."

"Devin…" Beck copied. "Baby mush… everywhere." At the sound of that, one of the babies started crying.

"UUUUUUUUGHHHH!" Tori and Beck groaned together.

"I got it," Tori volunteered.

"No, I got it." Beck insisted. They went up together and rocked Skylar and Devin back to sleep. They smiled at the beautiful sleeping children, forgetting that they were complaining about them a few minutes ago.

"Who do you think's cuter?" Tori asked quietly. Beck thought about this.

"I say Skylar, because she has your eyes and your smile." Expecting Tori to smile, Beck wraps his arm around her waist.

"Well, in my opinion, I think Devin is cuter because he has your nose and cheeks." She said rather sternly.

"Well, that's ok-"

"Actually, it's not." Tori cuts off Beck. "Devin obviously is easier to take care of. He's good mannered, and can eat with his hands already."

"So can Skylar!" Beck whispered loudly. "And well mannered is anything but Devin. Skylar is easier to take care of; she's sweet, adorable, and she's starting to learn how to walk already."

"Devin can do that at anytime he wants." Tori argued.

"I find your decision unsavory." Beck started walking out of the babies' room.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing. Just nothing."

"I can't believe you."

"What did I do!"

"Everything! You argue with me over nothing, you talk back…" Beck stopped listening. How did I get myself into this?

"Beck? Hellooo?" Tori waved a hand in front of his face. He snapped back to reality, looking around to see that they were still in Devin and Skylar's room.

"Huh? What happened?" he asked completely lost.

"I asked which baby was cuter." Beck scratched his head, realizing he was daydreaming. Avoiding his paranoia, he says

"I think our babies are equally cute, for they have most of your qualities." Tori smiled at this. They walked out of the room, getting ready to make some coffee.

That's what I thought Beck, Tori silently thought to herself.

A/N: PARANOIA! Haha. I got this idea from a Vocaloid video about Rin Kagime and Hatsune Miku. Rin was going through Hatsune's underwear drawer, when she came in the room. She chased him around the town, trying to kill him, but he snapped back to reality, realizing that that wasn't the smart thing to do. My friend Avery showed me this video and I laughed my butt off! Look it up on YouTube! I DON'T OWN VOCALOIDS! Just thought I'd let you know.

See you to morrow! V is for Vintage!

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