A/N: So, here's what happened. One day I got several texts from Missy Dee full of SkarsPorn because she's awesome like that and somehow or another we got to texting about Askars Pornstache pic which is in serious need of having a one shot written about it. I volunteered with her "Woot!" encouragement and started writing. I got 5K words in (with no lemons yet) and somehow it turned into a 'Sweet Porn Star' Eric, which wasn't what I was shooting for and I complained to Makesmyheadspin that I wanted to write a dirty 'Suck My Cock Like You Want It Porn Star' Eric (because I can say anything to her and she doesn't judge me for it; in fact, she joins in), so because she's so supportive of my creative pursuits, she fed my muse with pics of TB Season 3 Eric in the basement, post-Yvetta, where he's pacing in that red robe. And this is what happened thanks to that…

DISCLAIMER: Charlaine Harris owns them all, but she might not appreciate what I made them do and Pornstache!Eric still needs to be a one shot damn it.

Porn Star

EPOV

As I paced like a caged animal, already hard as a rock under my black silk lounge pants, my open red silk robe swooshed at my sides with every turn I made and my pacing was made difficult thanks to the light stands and cameras surrounding the bed. I'd never been more anxious for a fuck in all my life and my steps were halted when I heard the sound of the door opening, with my head whipping towards it in time to see her walk through. A pink blush colored the skin I could see peeking out from her own silk robe and rose all the way up to her face, but the lust in her eyes was unmistakable when they met mine before they dropped to her feet.

"I…I'm…Sookie Stackhouse," she stammered, with her nerves getting the better of her. "I…I'm here for…" She paused for a moment and blew out a deep breath, admitting, "I'll be your co-star today."

I was going to enjoy fucking those nerves right out of her.

"Hmm…" I slowly deliberated while stalking towards her. "Sookie, you say? That rhymes with nookie, so I guess it's fitting that we'll be filming an adult movie today." Her body was trembling slightly, which only made me painfully harder, and I reached out to brush the hair away from her face, asking, "So…I understand that this will be your first movie?"

She was the picture perfect representation of the girl next door and she sighed when I let my fingertips trail down her face and continued on towards her cleavage. I'd done enough research to know that her perfect D cups were natural and I'd lost my train of thought when she softly answered, "Yes."

"There's no need to be nervous," I soothed. "Trust me when I say, once we get started, you won't notice the cameras."

She seemed to steel her resolve and her eyes met mine again as she said with a bit more confidence, "Okay." Her eyes took in my bare chest and when they came to rest on the outline of where my cock was poking out towards her through my pants, she licked her lips and said, "I think you might be right."

Fuck, it was good to be me.

"Take off your robe," I commanded and then watched, completely enthralled by what was revealed in front of me. Her golden tan shimmered underneath the bright lights and her body was completely bare, so I could see that despite her nerves, her pussy was already glistening with her arousal.

It was definitely good to be me.

Her body was tense and she jumped slightly when I made a move towards her, but I continued on passed her and turned on some music; fuck music hoping it would help her relax, but I couldn't stop myself from coming to stand directly behind her and with my still silk covered dick sliding up her back, I placed my hands on her shoulders, kneading some of her tension away, and said, "Dance."

"What?" she whispered softly, while leaning into my hands, so I removed them from her shoulders, thereby removing her distraction, and repeated my order, saying, "Dance. With a body like that, I know you know how."

I teased my dick one last time by rubbing up against her spine before taking a step back and waited. It wasn't long before her hips were swaying to the bass of the song and I slowly walked around her not saying a word, afraid to break the spell she seemed to be under, to get a better view. Once I was in front of her again, I saw that her eyes were closed as the rest of her body started moving with the music and I was pleased when her hands started roaming over her body of their own accord. They both came up to caress her tits and when her fingertips started roughly pinching and pulling on her nipples, I had to stop myself from taking a step forward. I could tell she was really starting to warm up now and when one of her hands dropped to her torso and slid all the way down, with two of her fingers plunging right inside of her wet swollen lips, I knew she was ready. This time I didn't stop myself from taking a step forward and pulling her hand away from where I was dying to be and her eyes shot open to watch me suck her fingers into my mouth.

"With the way you taste, I'm going to enjoy making you cum on my tongue," I told her as I let her hand drop from mine. "Shall we get started?" There was a script we were supposed to follow, but seeing her standing there naked, I didn't think I could focus on my lines, as minimal as they were, and instead told her, "We'll film the dialog later." I let the robe slide from my shoulders and pulled my pants off, adding with a pointed stare from her eyes to my cock, "First, I think, we should get to the meat of the film, don't you agree?"

Her eyes glazed over with her nodding her reply, so I directed, "Get on the bed." She didn't hesitate to comply and her nerves seemed to have disappeared as she positioned herself in the middle of the bed. I was pleased again watching her get on her hands and knees as she started crawling towards me where I was standing at the foot of the bed, so when she hesitated seemingly unsure, with her mouth just millimeters from my cock, I could barely control myself and growled, "Do you want to taste me, lover? Do you want to feel my cock pulsing between those perfect pink lips of yours?" I ran my tip across her lips leaving a trail of pre-cum behind and struggled to keep my wits about me watching her nod as her tongue darted out, licking the evidence away.

She was trembling again, but I knew it had nothing to do with nerves now, so I leaned down and ran a finger through her wet folds, adding, "Well, if you do a good job then I'll let you feel my cock pulsing through these lips as well."

Her answering moan produced even more pre-cum on my part and her head shot forward with her tongue swiping it away before her lips wrapped around me entirely as she slowly worked her way down my shaft. My hands automatically went to the back of her head as I let my own head fall back in bliss and from the angle we were at, I knew it would look great on film. My cock was larger than most, so I allowed her the time to adjust before I started actively fucking her mouth, grunting out, "You like that don't you? You like sucking my cock?" I wasn't expecting an answer, but she moaned her agreement which nearly made me lose my load. That would certainly make for the shortest porno in history, so I fought off my urges and continued fucking her face. My head fell forward and my eyes couldn't stop watching my dick sliding in and out of her mouth, but it was her eyes that nearly did me in again. They were staring back at me full of lust and I knew I couldn't take much more of either her looks or her mouth, so I said hoarsely, "It feels good between those lips of yours, but I want to taste your other ones now," and pulled her off.

She fell back onto the bed with me crawling up between her legs and I stared at her wet folds for only a second before I dove in for a taste. Even already knowing I would like what I found there, I was still amazed someone could taste so perfect and between my tongue and my fingers, I fucked her until she came three times. You'd think she would've been spent, but no sooner had I sat up than she climbed onto my lap and moaned, "Fuuck…" into my mouth as she lowered herself onto my cock. My hands gripped her hips with me repeating her previous sentiment out loud feeling how tight and wet she was. If I thought I'd had a hard time controlling my urges when she was sucking me off, that was nothing compared to how hard I would have to work now not to cum too soon.

With her hands on my shoulders and her feet planted on the mattress, she matched me thrust of thrust. Her back was arched forward and her head was tipped back, so when I was able to tear my eyes away from the sight of her pussy swallowing my cock, I used the opportunity to latch onto one of her breasts and her responding, "Fuck yes!" told me she liked it just as much as I did. The sounds of skin slapping against skin nearly drowned out everything else and when the thought came to me, I didn't hesitate in lifting her off of me and turning her around so that she was on her hands and knees in front of me. I impaled her again from behind to her screams of, "Fuck yes!" again and I chuckled out, "You're repeating yourself, lover."

Her head whipped around to stare back at me with her bottom lip caught between her teeth before it came free as she dropped to her elbows and moaned, "Your cock feels so good."

"Like that do you?" I grunted out and smacked her ass.

She moaned again, answering, "Yeah baby, I do." She wiggled her hips and pushed back up onto her hands, thrusting back against me, saying, "Fuck me harder."

I did as she asked and she spread her legs wider so that I sank even deeper inside of her and we both moaned again. Nothing had ever felt as perfect as fucking her did and I knew she'd probably have bruises on her hips the next day thanks to the grip I had on her, but I couldn't help it. I was too lost in the sensation; too lost in her and I forgot what we were there to do, saying, "Sookie baby, I need you to cum."

I didn't think I could hold back for much longer and her strangled cry of, "Then you fucking make me cum," wasn't helping, but I slid one of my hands around to her front and teasingly rubbed her clit before pinching it and was rewarded with her pussy imitating a vice like grip on my cock as she screamed out with her orgasm. It threw me right off the cliff behind her with me shooting a seemingly never ending stream of cum inside of her.

We both fell down onto the bed and I'd somehow managed to turn at the last second so I wouldn't crush her underneath me, but I'd brought her body with me so I wouldn't have to leave her warmth just yet. When she finally got her breathing under control, she giggled out, "I think you fell out of character there."

I snickered and hugged her tighter, admitting, "I did, but I couldn't help it. What can I say, lover; your pussy is magical. It sucked me right in." She laughed along with me and turned to face me, so I waggled my eyebrows at her and asked, "Are you sure it was your first time? You seemed like you were a natural."

"It was definitely my first fuck film, but you know better than to think that was my first role play." She kissed me again before asking, "So, was I believable when I tried to look like I was nervous about fucking you?"

"Definitely," I answered, but before I could say any more about her Oscar worthy performance she grinned, saying, "Happy birthday," and kissed me. I was gearing up for our sequel when the sound of the phone ringing interrupted us and I growled, knowing I had to answer it, and pulled away to do so. I already had an idea of who would be calling, so I wasn't surprised and when I ended the call, I looked down at Sookie, saying, "The jury's back from deliberations. I need to go in."

Sookie giggled watching me pull on what she'd dubbed my 'court attire' which wasn't truly accurate, but seeing my purple briefs always reminded her of the day we became a 'we' and once I was dressed, I leaned back down to give her a kiss goodbye, saying, "Thank you for my birthday present lover. I'll see you when I get home."

She smiled back at me and as I was walking out of our bedroom door, she called out, "You're birthday isn't over until the clock strikes midnight, so don't think we're through yet!"

SHE was why it was great to be me.

It was a couple of hours later when I was walking back into my chambers still smiling over the look of shock on that prick Compton's face when he lost his case. I don't know why he looked so surprised since he was a shit lawyer, but then I'd already known he was a fool because he'd let Sookie slip away from him. I, however, was no fool and was anxious to get home so we could film 'When Eric Fucked Sookie Part 2' when the sound of my chambers door opening made me turn around. I watched Sookie slip inside and my grin was immediate just seeing her, but it got even wider when she took off the full length trench coat she was wearing revealing the slutty Catholic schoolgirl outfit she had on underneath. She twisted her hands in front of her body and pouted out her lip as she strode towards me, saying, "Headmaster, Sister Pam sent me to your office because she said it was a sin that I like cock so much."

"Really…" I growled out watching her place both of her hands on my desk and jut her ass out behind her.

"Mmhmm," she nodded and then she flicked her hips so her short skirt flipped up, revealing she was wearing nothing underneath it, and winked at me as she added, "I'm ready for my punishment."

It was so fucking great to be me.

So, yeah…I couldn't actually make Sookie and Eric porn stars and it feel right, so this is as close as I could get. If you don't remember, this Eric and Sookie are from Chapter 18 – Legal Briefs, which made me cringe when I reread it seeing the lack of commas, but…whatever.

Thanks for reading!