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Edward Bella Alice

Life is so confusing…

What happened?

Well, you see…I got a cellular device…

Oh, finally, Bella!

And something happened…

And now I don't know how to use it.

Would you like me to take a look at it?

I would.

---he takes the phone from her and can't find anything wrong with it.---

Not. Cool. This is worse than avocadoes. It only responds to the gorgeous vampire!

really. stupid. chapter.

i know. sorryyyyyyy. XD

i just got really bored and had no inspiration so i had to write something.

and thats what came out...