Sup people, I'm here yet again. You've all been wonderful reviewers and I can't believe this story has gotten this far.

Don't Judge A Fanfiction By Its Summary

I can't remember who suggested I do a fic with Aizen vs. Ichigo, but thanks. This one's for you.

Chapter 21: The Ultimate (Not Really) Showdown

There was a silence in the room. An atmosphere of pure silence. The chair laid vacant right next to the computer. No movements whatsoever was made to fill the void.

Can you really blame the group though, this site was hell. It held traumatizing contents that could drive even the strongest Soul Reaper mad.

The only noise came from a slightly whimpering Uryuu and Ichigo.

"Oh Ichigo." Orihime mumbled. She then faced the traumatized Uryuu. "Uryuu..."

Nobody dared take the chair, not after what happened. If something can cause Ichigo and Uryuu to fall on their knees then it can't be good.

"It seems we have a situation here." Byakuya said.

"A very ugly situation." Yumichika added.

"Indeed we do, the question is how do we solve this situation?" Ukitake asked.

"S-S-Simple." Hanataro stuttered. "Someone has to read."

Nnoitra picked the small boy by the back of his hakama. "Well if you're so interested, why don't you read ya small fry."

Hanataro squirmed under his grip. "No I don't wanna read, not again."

Nel jumped up on Nnoitra and began hitting his back. "You big bully! Pick on someone your own size."

Nnoitra frowned, offended by the comment. He dropped Hanataro nonetheless and tossed Nel towards a limp Ichigo. "I'm not reading!"

Ulquiorra's lips tilted upwards slightly. "Shall we vote on it again."

"No way!" Renji interjected. "We're not falling for that again. I don't get fooled twice, nope not me."

"What else do you suggest?" Grimmjow asked.

Nnoitra eyed the children. "Well..."

"No way! They're children, they can't handle all this!" Ichigo barked. His big brother instincts taking over.

"Ichigo!" Rukia said in surprise. "You're okay?"

"I'm not." Ichigo replied. "But I just can't let Nel or Yachiru go through what I went through." After his outburst Ichigo fell right back on the ground.

"Ichigo!" Rukia rushed to his side. "You and Ishida need to rest."

"No, I'm okay Rukia." He tried to get up again only to be pushed back by Rukia.

"I mean it Ichigo, quit being so stubborn." Rukia ordered and she forced Ichigo onto a sitting position. "Now rest alright."

Ichigo managed to lightly laugh. "Heh, and you call me the stubborn one." He happily closed his eyes for the nap he had wanted since the start of this day.

Renji followed her example and helped Uryuu onto a sitting position as well. "You need a little rest too, from all that mess you went through."

"Thanks Renji." Uryuu said, before closing his eyes.

Renji turned to the group. "So, how're we doing this?"

"..."

"Someone has to volunteer or something? Any takers?"

"..."

Renji sighed. "This is hopeless."

"I'm telling you, we need to take out that 'children rule'." Nnoitra said.

"We can't! " Ukitake snapped. His love for children made him very protective of them.

Kon began snickering. "Man it really sucks to be you guys right now."

All eyes suddenly went on the plushy.

Kon froze as he noticed their stares. "Why are you looking at me for? Don't even consider me an option, besides I'm to short anyways."

Ikkaku grinned. "Not necessarily, we could just put you in Ichigo's body."

"What are you saying?" Rukia asked. "Right now Ichigo isn't in his right mind, you can't just force him to leave his body!"

"Yeah, what's wrong with you?" Orihime added.

"You're not touching Itsygo!" Nel said.

"Unless one of you wants to take his place then I see no other method." Nnoitra replied.

At their hesitation, they continued for Kon.

"C'mon guys, can't we talk this out?" Kon begged.

Rukia stared at Ichigo, he looked so peaceful. If she didn't do anything he'd be doomed. "Wait!"

Grimmjow already had the poor plushie in his hands when he heard Rukia. "What is it now?"

"I'll... I'll read."

Byakuya was at a loss. Why? Why would Rukia put her sanity at stake for that human boy? If things went bad she could manifest into that Star Wars thing again. Was he that special?

Grimmjow tossed Kon over his shoulder. "Well aren't you a loyal girlfriend. If you insist then." He ignored her glare and beckoned the chair.

Rukia gulped, her confidence slowly fading away as she approached the chair.

Why did she have to tell Ichigo to explain this machine to her? Why did she have to call Renji? Why did she start these chain of events? Wait... That's just it, it was her fault Ichigo was in pain. It was up to her to take this bullet for him.

With an unbreakable resolve, she pushed forward and sat on the chair. "Let's do this."

Ukitake placed a hand on her shoulder. "I'm proud of you Rukia. You have courage like no other and you truly value your friends."

Rukia nodded as she scanned the stories. "I got one."

The Battle Begins: Ichigo vs. Aizen's Army

"Whoa, this I gotta hear." Ikkaku said.

"Hmm.. me too." Grimmjow muttered.

Byakuya faced his sister. "You've picked an intriguing story Rukia. I'm impressed."

Another time Rukia would've soaked up the compliment, but right now she was to indifferent.

By EspadaSuxIchigoRox

That one little line caused Rukia to smile. She knew from that moment that this would please her.

"What the hell is that suppose to mean?" Grimmjow snapped.

Summary: I know we're not up to this episode on Bleach-

"There's that reference to the cleaning substance again." Ukitake pointed out.

"Is that a show or something?" Hanataro asked.

yet, but this is my take on how it'll play out. This is going to be a battle between Ichigo the Great Hawty and Aizen with his espada army. Oh btw the espada and Aizen suck like crazy, they're the gayest bad guys evah!

Rukia's smile grew into a full out grin. "It isn't looking good for you guys."

Ulquiorra frowned. "Is this person serious? If I were to ever find her, I'd show her how much I don't 'suck'."

Nnoitra cracked his knuckles. "I'd kill the brat if I ever found her."

The espada and Aizen had left Hueco Mundo and entered the human world. They decided it was time to attack.

"About damn time!" Nnoitra said. "Finally we enter the human world to attack and not just sit around doing nothing, but waste time."

Nobody noticed the big irony in his speech.

The ninth espada will not appear though, cuz Rukia killed him.

Rukia paused to smirk. "Heh."

"Huh?" Grimmjow said.

"Alright Rukia!" Renji cheered.

The hawty that is Ichigo-

Orihime frowned. Great more competition for getting Ichigo.

is waiting for them to come. The Soul Society wanted to help, but Ichigo insisted he'd be able to handle it by himself.

"What a dipshit, he's going to get fried." Nnoitra mocked.

"Hopefully I do the honors." Grimmjow boasted.

Ulquiorra shook his at his companions. "Did you two forget the name of this author?"

"This is stupid." Toshiro said. "The Soul Society doesn't take orders from a reckless fool like Ichigo. We wouldn't acknowledge his request to go in all 'Rambo Resurrected'."

Orihime raised a brow, wondering how Toshiro even knew that phrase.

"Rukia wasn't the only one who studied your films." Toshiro answered.

"You foolish punk." Aizen the loser said.

"You're the dumbass here Aizen, you just walked right into your death." Ichigo replied.

"I'll attack first." Yammy shouted. The fat ugly blob-

"Heh, can't argue with that one." Nnoitra laughed.

attacked. Ichigo easily (without Bankai too) carved a hole in his stomach. All the food started coming out of his fat ass and he died.

Ichigo turned to the others. "So who's next?"

"Ahhh!" Szayel screamed like the bitch he is.

"Heh, can't argue with that one either."

The next to die was Zommari. He didn't see it coming. Ichigo used flash step to catch him off guard and sliced his ugly head off, blood gushed out.

"Now hold on," Nnoitra argued. "Wasn't that guy suppose to be quick?"

"He 'IS' quick." Ulquiorra replied. "This story is trying to ridicule our names."

"Oh it sure is." Kon joked. "That's what you get for trying to pick on me."

"We have to run!" Szayel cried. "He'll kill us."

Grimmjow almost shrieked when he saw Ichigo approaching cause he was such a bitch,

Grimmjow clenched his fists as everyone laughed.

but he was trying to be tough. He took out his sword and charged at Ichigo. "I'll get you!"

"Bankai!" Ichigo shouted and his Tensa Zangetsu appeared. He disappeared and appeared behind Grimmjow. Ichigo sliced Grimmjow's hand right off.

Grimmjow screamed like a little girl-

"WHAT!" Grimmjow roared.

Rukia chuckled. "This is what you call revenge."

Grimmjow eyed the short girl nervously. "Come on, I wasn't really gonna force the kid." He had to stop her this was to much pain on his image.

and began begging for his life. "Please don't kill me! I won't do it again I promise!"

Ichigo smirked, he was such a pussy. He almost felt sorry for these losers. "See ya." In one quick motion he cut Grimmjow in half.

Rangiku broke out laughing. "Haha! It's funny when it's not aimed at you."

"I've been thinking the same thing." Renji said.

Barragan the old retard was shaking like a leaf and just died of a stroke.

It was impossible not to laugh.

Next Nnoitra jumped in. (AN: he's one of the lamest espada. He only got that huge ass sword as an excuse for his tiny penis)

Nnoitra blushed in anger as the room burst into huge laughter. "How dare she? I'll rip that bitch to shreds if I ever- WHEN I find her!"

"What ever you say baby penis." Rangiku joked, causing more laughs and more red to appear on Nnoitra.

He charged in towards Ichigo and fired a cero from his mouth.

Ichigo swung it back to him by slamming his Tensa Zangetsu at it.

Orihime beamed up. "Wow! You can play baseball with Zanpaktous and ceros, that's awesome!"

"No you can't." Yumichika replied. "This woman is beyond stupid."

"Nobody can block my cero!" Nnoitra barked.

It severed his legs and Nnoitra began crying like a pussy.

Nnoitra was clenching his fists so hard that they began turning white. "That bitch!"

Shuhei snickered. "Guess all those times of you calling everyone that is coming back to you."

"Shut up pussy!"

"Please have mercy! I know I suck."

Rukia paused to start a laughing fit.

"Arrgh! Don't mock me!" Nnoitra snapped and he aimed a punch at the computer.

Renji blocked the punch. "Don't forget what Ichigo said dummy, breaking the computer won't work!"

He begged. Ichigo grinned. "Too bad for you, you should've never attacked Karakura."

He cut Nnoitra's waist and severed him in half. The guts and blood all flew out.

"Ew!" Yachiru said.

"Kind of a sadistic piece we got here." Hanataro added.

"I just gotta call bullshit!" Nnoitra shouted. "I can never be killed!"

Nel stuck her tongue out. "Haha, that's what you get for picking on Nel."

"Shut your mouth you brat!"

The slut Halibel was next. (AN: she's the slut of the team, everyone's banged her already. I mean have you seen her clothes.)

Grimmjow scoffed. "Trust me guys, if she was a slut I would've been plowed her a long time ago."

"You and me both." Nnoitra muttered.

"such vulgar minds you have." Ulquiorra said.

She sluttily took out her sword-

"Is that even a word?" Rangiku asked. "How in the world do you even take out something 'sluttily'?"

and charged in. Ichigo didn't exactly wanna beat on women, so he just cut her arm off.

"Oh that's a nice alternative." Ikkaku said sarcastically.

Aizen was starting to shake like a leaf. His army was easily dying. All he had left was Starrk and his manwhore Ulquiorra.

Ulquiorra twitched. Why did people think that? What's wrong with being loyal to a leader?

"Come at me!" Ichigo shouted.

"Nah I'm to tired." Starrk said. (AN: Yup, Starrk is the only badass espada)

"What the fuck!" Nnoitra snapped. "The one who never fights is her definition of 'badass'."

"Stupid bitch." Grimmjow added.

"I gotta admit though, that does sound stupid." Shuhei said.

A yawn caught their attention and they turned to the two awakened boys.

Ichigo stretched his arms out. "Man that was a good nap." He stared at his cramped room. "Oh yeah... almost forgot."

"Ichigo, are you okay?" Orihime asked with concern.

Ichigo patted her shoulder. "I'm alright Orihime, sorry for worrying you."

Orihime gave him a smile and turned to her other friend. "What about you Uryuu?"

"I'm okay, the horror is behind me now." Uryuu replied.

"Itsygo!" Nel shouted and she embraced Ichigo.

Ichigo noticed Rukia on the chair. "Why is Rukia reading?" They then proceeded to inform Uryuu and Ichigo what they had missed.

"You're girlfriend took the bullet for you." Grimmjow said.

Ichigo was beyond flattered, but that didn't mean he wanted anyone at risk for him. "You didn't have to do that for me Rukia."

Rukia crossed her arms. "I can handle myself, and besides, a Kuchiki never stays in debt."

"This isn't your fault Rukia." Ichigo said. "So, don't go thinking it is." He knew she'd blame herself for this, he could read her like a book.

"Despite what you say Ichigo, I feel like I have to do this."

Starrk began walking towards a roof for a nap.

"Wait! Where are you going?" Aizen called out.

"Forget him." Ulquiorra said. "I'll kill this guy for you."

"You're right, I have confidence in you."

Ichigo readied himself for Ulquiorra. He had wanted to kill him badly for hurting Orihime.

Ulquiorra went in for the attack. "I shall kill you for lord Aizen!"

Ichigo smirked. "That's what you think." He lifted his sword. "Getsuga Tensho!"

The getsuga crashed onto Ulquiorra and in seconds disintegrated him into dusts.

"Impossible." Ulquiorra stated. "You're pathetic attack will never hurt me."

Uryuu chuckled at how this never got old. "The story thinks otherwise."

"I'll admit I walked right into that one."

With nothing in his path Ichigo flew towards Aizen, who had practically shitted his pants.

Everyone but Ulquiorra convulsed into laughs.

"Ichigo I never meant to attack here, my espada forced me!"

"Give it a rest pansy, you're through."

Aizen trying to be strong, prepared to attack. He appeared behind Ichigo and readied to fire a Bakudo. "Bakudo number 27, BABBABOOPA!"

Byakuya narrowed his eyes. "Was that suppose to be a Kido?"

Ichigo easily dodged it and placed his sword on Aizen's neck from behind. "Any last words?"

He began crying. "Spare me please!"

"Man I almost feel sorry for you espada." Rukia said and then caught herself. "Oh wait, I forgot I don't like any of you. Screw you all!"

"As if." Ichigo said and he beheaded him, the blood sprayed right out of him like a faucet.

The end folks.

Yeah it was awesome I know. Hopefully this is how Ichigo kills these fags (except Starrk).

"Keep dreaming bitch!" Nnoitra snapped.

Rukia stood up and dusted off the invisible dust from her hakama. "So, who's next?"

The group turned to Kon.

Kon gulped. "Oh boy."

Author's Notes

Sorry for taking a while on this one. Rukia is quite the good friend isn't she, taking the bullet and all. Anyways, looks like Kon is in for it now. The plushy couldn't escape this forever.

I might add Starrk and Aizen later on, until then see ya.