Hey! I'm back...so sorry for my absence. Just to clear things up, Pantha (in the comics) "adopted" Baby Wildebeest...that's why she was all angry in Titans Together when Cyborg told her that he was kidnapped. I'll try to update again tomorrow...anyway, enjoy!

Disclaimer: Don't own the Teen Titans, Meow Mix, Frosted Flakes, Tony the Tiger, Tigger, the Zone Diet, the Pink Panther, or Winnie the Pooh.

Pantha

1. Ask if she's stupid and that's why she spelled her name wrong.

2. Call her a she-male.

3. Inform her that most guys pick beauty over brawn.

4. Ask her why her uniform is tiger-themed if she's called "Pantha."

5. Tell her she looked constipated in Titans Together.

6. Every time she shouts, "PANTHA'S CLAW," shout, "FACEPALM OF DOOM!"

7. Scream, "MAMA!" whenever she walks past, and when she berates you, say, "Well, you let Wildebeest call you that!"

8. Shout at her, "What kind of mother are you if you let your baby get kidnapped by a giant monkey, and inhumanly flexible Russian seductress, an old gasbag of a prune-like general, and a FREAKING BRAIN IN A JAR?"

9. Constantly rave about how she and Mammoth would make such a cute couple.

10. Sing, "Pantha and Red Star, sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes the love, then comes the marriage, then comes Baby Wildebeest in the baby carriage!" whenever she walks past.

11. Tell her she's not much of a wrestler if Adonis, ADONIS of all people, took her down. (Even if it was temporarily.)

12. Drag her into shopping with you, and then say, "Thank God! I needed someone to carry all of my bags!"

13. Start a petition for she and Red Star to date, then get all of the Titans to sign it. Then present it to her.

14. Dress her up in a Tigger (from Winnie the Pooh) suit for Halloween.

15. Hum the pink panther theme song whenever she walks by.

16. Tell her, "being very strong" isn't a superpower.

17. Tell her that he soulmate is obviously Tony the Tiger, the tiger who's on the Frosted Flakes boxes.

18. Superglue a cat tail to her butt.

19. Whenever she asks for milk, bring it to her in a bowl.

20. Tape a sign on her toilet that says, "the litterbox."

21. Whenever she tells you to get lunch, reply, "Okay. What flavor of Meow Mix do you want?"

22. Constantly nag her to get a trainer.

23. Dye her uniforms a bright, lurid pink.

24. Scratch her behind the ears and murmur, "Nice kitty..."

25. Ask her is she and the Pink Panther are cousins, and if she could get you his autograph.

26. Ask her if she's part giant.

27. Tell her she was being kind of stupid by wrestling Cyborg, because last time you checked, half-robots weren't allowed to wrestle.

28. Sign her up for the Zone Diet.

29. Save a bunch of Redtha fics on her computer and then show Red Star.

Please Review!

~lilmissf