Your name is Jane and you are currently pinned to your bed by your girlfriend Roxy, and the two of you are having sloppy make-outs.

Oh, and you two are naked and the sybian is on the floor.

Roxy is fingering you, and you think you are about to climax, when:

"Myyyy Little Ponyy... I used to wonder what friendship could be" is heard.

"UUUUUUUGH What could Dirk POSSIBLY want at 2 in the morning?" You say, reaching over and picking up your phone as "You all shared its magic with-" is heard.

"What?" You start.

"Hey, Jane, is your house tidy?" He asks.

What the... oh, right.

You, Roxy, Dirk, and Jake had come up with a code for the phone to ask if the pair being called was having sex. It was to be used when they were around other people.

"No, I think I have to clean it up a bit. Why?" You respond.

"Well, just thought you'd want to straighten it out, because Jake, Me, and YOUR GRANDFATHER are coming over." He says, subtly pointing out the last one urgently.

"Oh, well thank you for the warning. I wouldn't want my house to be a mess when he gets here." You say.

"Great. We should be there in about 20 MINUTES." He says, before hanging up.

"Fuck... Roxy, we need to shower and get dressed." You say.

"Whyyyy Janey?" Roxy complains.

"My pop-pop is coming in 20 minutes and we can't smell like sex, cause ew." You say.

Her eyes widen and the two of you hop in the shower after booting the sybian into the closet and putting the sheets in the wash.

You don't use any hair-products. You use cold water and soap and get out of the shower really quickly.

You two towel off right quick and get clothes on.

Roxy wears a t-shirt and her skirt, leggings underneath. You wear some jeans and a blouse, a frilly skirt over your pants, and you put two sky-blue hairclips into your hair.

You hear the doorbell ring and you have Roxy pretend to straighten out the couch as you go to open the door.

"Pop-Pop!" You giggle, giving him a hug.

"Hey Jane. Nice to see you after... 15 years, was it?" he says, hugging you back.

"You left when I was 5 and a half, so yes." you say.

"Hey Jane, Roxy. Don't freak out about Jake. Some asshole punched him in the train-station and he landed wrong." Dirk says, helping a limping Jake into the room. He had a sling and a leg brace, and his face was badly bruised.

"Don't worry! He looks awful! Sit down on the couch, you guys." You say, concerned.

"Ugh. I told you I'd be fine Dirk, but now you got Jane and Roxy all riled up." Jake says, sounding annoyed but wincing when he sits down.

Roxy gets Jake a beer and walks up to Pop-Pop.

"Hi, grandpa-popop-crocker." She says, shaking his hand.

You facepalm, but Pop-Pop just chuckles.

"And I'll bet you're Roxy, the one my Jane is dating, yes?" He says.

'ARKJFGJKDFGOSHEFGBIAEVYIVATHR' Your brain is screaming at you.

"Why hyes. Tahst me." She says, smiling adorably.

Oooooh you should have warned her.

"Great. I'm glad my granddaughter is happy. You know, she never told me she was lesbian, but you seems a good fit for her up-tight sweetness. You seem like a bubbly party girl." He says.

Roxy's face freezes for a second, she turns to you, and subtly gives you the 'oh shit I'm sorry' look.

"Anyway, please come in Pop-Pop." you say, inviting him in.

"Well thanks, honey." He says, sitting on the couch when suddenly a loud 'FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTRT' is heard.

Everyone stops, turns to Pop-Pop, and starts laughing, including him.

He reaches under the seat and pulls out a whoopee cushion.

"Your prankster's gambit is improving, Jane." He says, laughing.

You smile and hug your grandfather.

"I missed you Pop-Pop." you say.

"I missed you too." he says.

You release and go over to the kitchen, saying that you are 'getting snacks', and pass Dirk.

"Thanks for the warning, saved us there." You whisper.

"Don't mention it." He says, lowering his shades and winking for you.

****************Be Dirk********

You are sitting on Jane's couch at 5 in the morning, her grandfather is there, and the 5 of you are playing 'Sorry' while sharing jokes and stories, Jane sitting out.

Roxy and Jake are both in position to win, each with only one piece left in the 'Safety Zone'.

"Oh, Roxy my dear, I must say that you are going DOWN!" Jake says.

"Not so fast, nephew. Roxy only needs 3 spaces to win, but you need 4. Four cards go backwards, not forwards. She could make it in one move while it would take you two or more." Jane's grandfather says. You and Jane nod while Jake's face becomes more competitive.

"Your move, Rox." He says.

Roxy picks up a ten and moves backwards one, putting her in the same position as Jake.

"AHA! We're in the same place and now it's my turn!" He says. You face-palm at how silly he's being, but you love him anyway, so you don't mention it.

He picks up a card and it is the famous 'SORRY!' card, which does him jack-shit if he's got only one piece left and he's in the safety zone.

"Ooh, I'm scared now, Jakey." Roxy says, laughing.

"Your move, Dirk." He grumbles.

You and Jane's grandfather go, and it's back to Roxy.

She picks a 2 and moves forward that amount.

"HA! Good luck winning now! It's the end of your turn!" he shouts.

"Not so fast Jakey. I picked a 2, so I get to pickick up anhooter card." She says.

"Yes, but what are the chances you'll pick another t-" Jake starts, before Roxy picks the next card and reveals it's a 2.

"Well I'll be, Jakey. Looks like I win!" Roxy mocks, patting Jake on the head as he grumbles.

"Jesus, don't get so competitive, Jake. You look like you're about to explode." You say.

He calms down and puts out his hand in defeat.

"Shake on it, Roxy? Good game?" He says.

"Sure."

They shake hands and Roxy kisses his forhead, while you and Jane are giggling.

"So. It's 5:30 or some shit. Does anyone wanna fall asleep or should we just stay up and hit a Starbucks?" you ask.

"Sounds good" or something related to that is said by everyone and you guys all walk through the city and find one.

You all order your various drinks and sit in the circle of comfy chairs and continue to talk.

At some point, Jane's grandfather pops up with:

"Hey, Dirk, Jake, Roxy; if you want to you can call me Pop-Pop or John. None of this 'Jane's grandpa' stuff because that's just a mouthful."

Well, that makes things easier.

Later that day you part from Jane, John, and Roxy and go take Jake to the doctor's again to get a cast.

You two spent a quiet evening at home before calling up the entertainment guy.

"Hey guyth. You two mind if I jutht thorta hang out on your couch while we talk? I'm not too much into thitting at a table all profethional-like." He says.

God damn, that was a thick lisp.

"Sure. That's what I was thinking of have happen anyhow." You say, showing him the couch.

The three of you talk for a bit about how you could use some jades and purples that don't clash for the lights and lazers, because they were Rose and Kanaya's favorite colors, and how/where they should be positioned. The music would be classical and violin music, but with either a pop-beat or dubstep added to it. He said he'd send you a copy of the track for the party and the two of you thought that would be great.

"Hey, one latht quethtion." he says.

"Yeah?" You reply.

"Are you by any chanth Dave Thrider'th thon?" he asks.

What.

WHAT.

"Yeah. Why?" you reply.

"Well, he'th my bothth and friend. He thorta came back from hith trip really banged up and when I athked he thaid 'family troubleth.' " he said.

"Yeah. He went too far and I dove from a tree and tackled him to the ground." you reply, shooting him a look that should have said 'and that's that, don't ask more questions.'

"Huh. I knew he wath being an athhole again. Thorry about that. I wath the one who told him to go talk to you." He said, looking away embarassed.

"Hey, it's fine, just... don't tell my dad that my mom's getting re-married. He'll crash it and it'll go all to hell."

"I won't, I won't. I know what thit will happen if I do."

There was an awkward moment of silence, when suddenly 'The Little Mermaid' theme played on his phone.

"Yeth honey?" he answers.

"W-what in fuck-all hell is goin' on up there that is makin' you take tw-wenty minutes longer! W-we are goin' to lose our seats at the restaurant!" an angry voice with doubling w's is heard, and Sollux holds the phone away from his ear to avoid damage.

"Coming, coming. theethh we juth finithed." he said.

"Then get your ass dow-wn here right now-w!"

"Coming!" Sollux said, hanging up with an exasperated sigh.

"That's the guy helping Kanaya with the dresses?" you ask, half-annoyed and half amused.

"Yeah. Ain't he cheerful?" he said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.

"He'th nithe to be around when heth in a good mood, but otherwithe it'th a fucking nightmare. I love him, though, tho I ain't goin' anywhere." he reminisces.

"Well, he might if you DON'T go somewhere, somewhere being outside, so you might want to skedaddle." You say.

"Right, right. Later!" he says, closing the door and racing down the steps.

You relax on the couch next to Jake.

"Well. That was awkward." You say.

"Yup. Hey, c'mon. I'm tired and I want to cuddle." Jake says, dragging you over to the bedroom before a night of sleep.

Jeez, what a day.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY guys. /)^3^(\

Sorry this came out today instead of yesterday, but on the brightside you go one less day without going bat-shit insane! :D

However, I'm leaving tomorrow and won't be back till Tuesday, soo...

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