9:15 AM - Forest Clearing

A metallic looking female android was walking across the field, apparently looking for something.

"100, just what the hell am I looking for again?" she asked to herself.

"Your looking for those Saiyans we killed years ago, 75. Jesus, are you on your period or something?" came the voice on the other end.

Meanwhile, the guys were back at Capsule Corp., just chilling out.

"Man, I'm bored." said Goku, turning on the TV.

"Turn to channel 70, I think Girls Gone Wild is on." said Vegeta.

"What's so special about that?" asked Marcellous.

"College Edition."

"Awwwww yeah!" said Goku and Marcellous.

Then Raditz started coughing.

"Oooh, Raditz, that doesn't sound to good." stated Trunks.

"Yeah, it's been bothering me for a couple of days. I told Bulma, she said she would fix me some medicine."

"Well, I'm gonna go..umm...see how Karen's doing! Yeah..." said Trunks as walked out.

"Yeah, more like see how her cooch is doing..." mumbled Marcellous.

"What was that?" asked Vegeta.

"Back in the woods...I saw some shit I shouldn't have..." shuddered Marcellous.

"Guys, I got some news!" said Bulma as she walked into the room. "My scanner picked up a new android in the forest!"

"Well, guess I won't be seeing any boobies today." said Vegeta as he turned off the TV. "...unless..."

"Don't even think about it, I'm not flashing you." said Bulma.

Then Raditz started coughing again.

"Speaking of that, I finished the medicine you asked for, Raditz!" said Bulma, as she handed it to him. "Let it set for 15 minutes, then drink the whole thing."

"Got it." Said Raditz as he walked away with everyone else.

Then Bulma pulled out a torpedo and started drinking from it.

"Huh?Cough medicine?What happened to my whiskey?" asked Bulma as she went back to her lab.

"You know, I have a bad feeling about this." said Goku, as him and the others, minus Trunks, flew to the woods.

"Hey Vegeta, where you serious about Bulma flashing you?" asked Marcellous.

"Oh come on, she's about 10 years older then the Bulma we know, so I'm sure she's...matured...nicely..." fantasized Vegeta,

"Only that could come from a guy who has sex on a daily basis."

"What? A guy can dream, can't he?"

"Hey guys, I think he see something in that clearing." said Raditz, as he lowered down to the clearing next to the android.

"And you are?" asked Goku.

"I'm Android 75, and I'm here to kill you." she said.

"Well you're gonna have to go through us!" said Raditz.

Then the others backed up, leaving Raditz standing alone.

"Fine, I'll do it...PUSSIES!!" shouted Raditz.

Then 75 started attacking Raditz.

"Ha! You call this a fight? Psshhh..." scoffed Raditz.

"You can dodge, I'll give you that. But I bet you're a virgin." retorted 75.

"Ooooh! She's got you there, man!" shouted Vegeta.

"Well at least I'm waiting for marriage, unlike a few people I know!"

"Hey man, Me and Rae where drunk AND YOU KNOW IT!!" shouted Marcellous.

"Oh yeah? Well- OH MY PRIDE AND JOY!!" shouted Raditz as 75 gave him a low blow.

"Hmph. Men, they're all the same." scoffed 75.

"...So I guess your a lesbian then!" shouted Goku.

"I don't know, why don't you come over here and find out..." said 75, seductively.

"Sorry, I'm taken!"

Then Raditz kicked 75 in the cooch.

"Hurts, doesn't it?" asked Raditz. "DOESN'T IT?!"

"Actually..no, not very much."

"Soo...it doesn't hurt if women get kicked in the genitals."

"Nah, it's just a little tingle."

"Ohhh..." realized Raditz.

Then they both stared fighting again.

"YOU FIGHT LIKE A GIRL!!" shouted Raditz.

Then 75 punched Raditz clear across the clearing.

"YOU BASTARD!!" shouted 75 as she picked him up and started slapping him.

"I...(slap)...hate...(slap)...being...(slap)...called...(slap)...A GIRL!!..(pimp-slap)"

"I never knew girls could be so pissy..."

"...Are you on you're period?" asked Vegeta.

"No, really? What gave you you're first clue?" sarcastically said 75.

"Raditz, hasn't it been 15 minutes yet?" remembered Goku.

"Yeah, it is, actually." said Raditz as he chugged to hole bottle down.

"Hey guys, what did I miss?" asked Trunks, landing down to the other guys.

Then Raditz collapsed.

"You see what you did, you made Raditz fall down!" shouted Vegeta.

Then Raditz got back up, very slowly, and started wobbling around, almost like he was drunk.

"Who are you guys...Huuuuuuuuuh?!" slurred Raditz.

"What the hell is going on with him?" asked 75.

"RAHHHH!!" shouted Raditz as he ran around in circle...but then he tripped over himself.

"Uhhhhh...YOU TRIPPED ME!!" shouted Raditz, pointing at 75.

"I don't get it, what happened?" asked Trunks.

"...Whiskey..." said Vegeta, as he picked up the bottle and sniffed it.

"...Raditz can't have whiskey..." trembled Goku.

"...Say what?" asked Trunks.

"Raditz is the least alcohol savvy of us all... he can't handle something as strong as whiskey." explained Marcellous, a look of sheer terror on his face.

Meanwhile, 75 was viciously attack Raditz, who has limply dodging then all.

"Hurrrrrr...you smell purdey..." slurred Raditz, as he bear-hugged 75.

75 pushed Raditz off of her, put then he started walking on his hands while kicking at her!

"Grrrr...He's gonna make me do something I didn't wanna do..." mumbled 75, blocking Raditz,s walking kicks.

Then Raditz stopped the kicks and fell asleep on the grass.

75 poked Raditz, making sure he was asleep. Then she tried to punch him, but he rolled to his side, she tried to punch him again, put he rolled to his other side, then the cycle continued to the point where it got ridiculous, and when 75 was about to deliver the final punch, Raditz woke up and caught her hand.

"Shit, why did you go and interrupt my good sleep?" asked Raditz, before he lifted her up by her hand.

"What are you doing?" asked 75, put then Raditz used his other hand and punched her in half!

"Holy Shit!" shouted Trunks, "He's strong as a drunk, and he's not even a Super Saiyan!"

Then Raditz started taking her apart (A/N: teehee! "taking her apart"...) robotic limb by limb, until he was down her head alone.

"Well...shit."

Then Raditz stepped on her head.

"Awesome Raditz, you did it!" shouted Goku.

"You bet you're ass I did!" said Raditz as he ran towards the group, but once again, tripped over nothing.

"...Uhhhh...HEY! You tripped me!" shouted Raditz as he ran towards the group.