Pair: Kise x Akashi
Object Prompt: Whip cream
(same universe as the light bulb one)
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Kise sucked at baking and Kuroko's birthday was nearing. He wanted to bake a cake for him so he asked Akashi to help him bake one since he was perfect at everything. They started practicing. Kise had a bowl full of whip cream when he suddenly slipped and spilled it all over his pants.
"Nooooo! This pants were expensive!" Kise wailed.
Akashi rolled his eyes and approached to help when he, himself slipped on the said whip cream, his face landing on Kise's crotch area, causing some of the cream stay on his face. Suddenly, the rest of the GOM arrived and saw the scene.
"..."
"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
"...pfft." Kuroko took a picture for blackmail.
"...munch..."
"ehem..." Midorima coughed awkwardly, suddenly remembering the light bulb incident. He shuddered.
"Wow...the heck Akashi first Midorima and now Kise?"
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The next day, Kise woke up with only random patches of his glorious, golden hair left.
PS: So far sorry if there are tons off terrible grammar and spelling and choice of words. English is not our first language.