I am so, so, SO SOSOSOSOSOSO sorry for the late update! I don't know if I'm still technically grounded, but... oh well. Who cares.

Since last chappie did not have explosions, spoons, or the rest of the world meeting because it was a mini-chappie, this one will. ^ ^

Well, actually, next chapter will have the rest of the world meeting.

Oh, by the way...

Never mess with Carolyn... Ever.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL NOTEBOOKS, JUST DON'T DO IT.

That is all I have to say on the matter.

Review response thingymajig~

RainbowCookies8D- Yep. It's a good thing Nora is bipolar.

PurpleDiamondDevil- Good. I like surprising people. ^ ^

RedLicoriceMoustache- I'm sorrrryyyyy... D: But you'll figure it out soon enough.

karlarenee- Yeah~ So would I. Everyone would be like WTF.

xlilslayerx- Aw, thankies! I needed to get Nora back with her friends soon though... or else she might have died... from depression... and stuff...

M- Yeah, like I said, I ship weird pairings.

And yes... that would have been bad...

Lapastalover001- Prussia losing a game of who's more awesome? NO. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

Electra- Nah, it's fine.

Nalalioness11- -shrugs- The OHSHC was random. I needed Nora to fight someone, and I couldn't think of anyone else. And it just kinda went from there.

Thanks... but BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA no my story sucks. But thanks anyways! It means a lot... TwT

Also... my dear readers... I have writer's block... But I felt like I needed to write something... FORGIVE ME FOR THE SUCKINESS OF THIS AWFULNESS

Nora's POV

The introductions went by surprisingly fast, and thanks to Em's mini-rant earlier, things were going a lot more smoothly than before.

America was surprisingly quiet. I guess he was bored, and probably had nothing to talk about other than his GloboMan idea. Em scribbled something down on their sheet of paper and passed it to him.

I was trying not to admit it, but I was pretty bored, myself. I didn't have any world issues to contribute to the discourse, mostly because I wasn't up to date with all the hottest trending problems of 1945.

England said something from the other end of the table that I couldn't quite make out.

"What? Why?" Em demanded.

Gosh, Iggy. Speak up. You're like as quiet as Canada.

I saw Carolyn's face darken just the tiniest bit, and she reached for her bag, which normally hung loyally by her side. However, she didn't have it for some reason.

"You little mother f-cker. You can't just kick us out because you think we're too young! Son of a b-tch!" Em yelled, standing up and slamming her fist on the table.

Chugoku whispered something, probably telling her to calm down.

Carolyn, unnoticed by everyone else, was attempting some summoning magic.

"Yo, Em. Better listen to British dude here, or he might feed you his awful scones." America said to Em, who had crossed her arms in a huffy manner and was glaring at England.

Em turned to America, her mouth wide open. "Dude. You aren't agreeing to this, are you? The Hero and the Sidekick need to stick together, remember?"

"Um..."

Suddenly there was a loud bang, and their end of the table was enveloped in smoke.

I stood up so fast my chair fell over backwards, and ran over to them. "Carolyn? Adri? Em? Coda? Are you guys okay?"

The smoke cleared as soon as I reached them, and I stopped in my tracks.

"...Huh?"

Carolyn was sitting in the corner, a dark look on her face as she wrote stuff in her notebook at the speed of light. Em had knocked England out of his chair and they were now in a very awkward position, while America had grabbed both of Em's arms to prevent her from causing any harm to his former guardian, although he was laughing his obnoxious hero laugh. "Yo, Iggy! I just like totally saved your -ss!"

The mini-explosion had knocked everyone else out of their chairs.

...Except for Dakota, who sat in her chair calmly and cheerfully, eating an ice cream sundae that had come out of nowhere.

Dakota finished off her sundae quickly, then began waving the spoon around in circles, giggling and saying nonsensical things.

"Andddddddd... Whee!" she said, throwing her spoon at the speed of light. It whizzed by my face and imbedded itself in the wall behind me.

"Hey... Sveirka... Did that sundae, by chance, have vodka in it?"

"Teehee... mayyyyyybeeeee..."

"Oh-kay..." I said, turning around and walking back to my end of the table.

"Ve~ What happened?" Italy asked me as I sat back down.

"From the looks of it, one of them tried to do magic, and it didn't turn out very well." I stated, putting my chin in my hands. "Also, Em is not all that pleased with England right now-"

As if on cue, there was an outburst from the other end of the table.

"G-get off of me! This is no way for a proper young lady to behave!"

"Mother f-cking scone face, Do I look like a 'proper young lady' to you?!"

"Hahahahahahaha, I'm the hero!"

"You little-! You're dealing with a former pirate!"

America had given up holding Em back, England had given up the notion that deep down in there, Em might be a lady, and Em would never give anything up. She was gonna kick England's sorry butt. America stood by, watching (because real heroes always stand by awkwardly and watch).

"Well, you're dealing with a current Angry B-tch! Get all this pompous sh-t out of my -ss"

"-and Sveirka somehow got her hands on the source of sugar known as ice cream. And as if that wasn't bad enough, it was spiked." I covered my face with my hands. "This should be interesting."

Meanwhile, With Jason...

"Agh, you little-!"

Jason threw the history textbook across the room. It hit the wall and then the floor, emitting a weak cloud of dust as it hit the ground.

"Darn history... how I hate you so..."

He glared at his paper. On it were some questions that would be on the test, written out in Nora's loopy cursive handwriting. There were random doodles bordering the edge of the paper, and clumsily written answers under their respective questions.

"Three pages down... just one more to go..." Jason gritted his teeth and picked up his pencil. "I shall do it... FOR NARNIA!" he yelled triumphantly to himself, grinning and pulling another history book from the stack to replace the one he'd thrown, scribbling down answers he hoped were right as he flipped through random pages of the book.

Tokyo, observing quietly from the doorway, grinned at him and blushed a bit. The world meeting for the cities, states, and etc and gotten way too loud- Texas being annoying as ever- and the translators were having a hard time relaying everything in everyone's native languages. So she'd called a plane to come and get her.

Even though Tokyo wasn't fluent in English, she knew enough bits and pieces to know that Jason was pretty much the boy version of Nora. Plus, she had the whole taking-things-from-context-and-using-that-to-understand-everything-going-on ability.

She hated to admit it to herself, but... Jason was really cute.

Still smiling to herself, Tokyo silently left the living room and went upstairs to read her manga.

Third Person POV, Back at the World Meeting

"Aiyah..." China sighed, watching Em and England fight.

"Tea face!"

"Imbecile!"

"Snobby b-stard!"

"The most pathetic excuse for a lady I've ever met!"

"Oh, shut the f-ck up! You've got a stick shoved so far up your -ss that I can see it every time you open your mouth!"

That's exactly what England did next - he indignantly opened his mouth. "B-stard!"

"EYEBROWS!"

"LEAVE!" England yelled, swiping his arms towards Em. Em was blown back by a powerful wind, the double doors opening just long enough for her to fly through, then slamming shut.

"Hey! Dude, you didn't hurt her, did you?" America yelled. "If you did, I'm gonna beat the dicks out of your -ss!"

"I sincerely hope I did..." England muttered under his breath, before straightening up and brushing off his suit. "Of course not, America. Why would I ever do anything to hurt the, ah, sidekick?"

"HEY! LET ME BACK IN!" came Em's muffled yell from the other side of the door. It shook as she banged her fists against it. "YOU STUPID F-CKING BLACK SHEEP!"

A dark Russia-esque aura surrounded England as he looked at the four girls remaining. "I trust I'll have no trouble with you four, will I?"

They all shook our heads in unison except for Nora, who cracked her knuckles. She didn't have a chance to do anything, however, as Chugoku pulled her by her arm as the rest of them hightailed it out of there before England could react.

"E-England can be scary when he really wants to be..." Chugoku said, shivering.

"... So you guys didn't even put up a fight? That's lame." Em said, casually leaning against the wall. "I know at least one of you could've taken him."

Nora plopped down in defeat.

"You couldn't see the expression he was making... I've never seen anything like it. It was like an aura of doom." Chugoku protested, sitting down on the floor beside Nora.

Back inside, once the door had England sat down and gestured for the countries still standing to sit also.

"Now, I have something to confess..."

All eyes were on England now.

"These girls... this is not their first time here."