(Hope everyone is enjoying themselves so far if you really enjoyed the story thing then you can look forward to more as i've got more coming up! More weird dreams too!)
Chapter 21: The boring day
First period of a new day…and how boring it was, our maths teacher Mr. Ronso was in another of his put-you-to-sleep lectures. Yuna and I weren't any closer by what happened or what we said, it was just the same as it always was except – Hitomi, Lei Fang and Leblanc were now part of Dona's gang. Gippal was pulling faces behind the teacher's back, Yuna was doodling on scrap paper, Rikku was looking totally confused, Paine was sleeping and who knows what the others were doing in they're classes. I was completely gone, my eyes just glazed over and a strand of drool hanging from my mouth.
"And then we square root the x axis by the y and- Yuna, Paine are you two listening?!" Mr. Ronso's voice bombed through the classroom.
Yuna nodded vigorously and Paine snapped out of her dream and nodded at the question.
"And would you wake up!!" I jumped in my chair and fell over backwards, I quickly stood up and turned the chair over then sat back down with a red face. Before he could continue or blast me, Yuna and Paine's ears out, the bell rang and we quickly packed away, thank Yevon!
"You three got in trouble! You three got in trouble!" Gippal and Rikku chanted.
"Do I have to stuff you two in a locker?" they shut up at Paine's threat.
"So what we got tomorrow?" Yuna asked happily.
"Swimming…" Rikku dropped her head.
"I thought you liked swimming Rikku?" asked Gippal almost walking straight into someone.
"Yeah, I do! But not when Bass does it…or when Brother swims. Mr. Wong is the best teacher for PE, hands down! And the group we're in SUCKS!!" Rikku ignored the looks we were getting.
Nooj and Baralai were sniggering about something at their lockers.
"What ya looking at?" Rikku jumped between them and burst out laughing.
Gippal went over and burst out laughing to, he fell to the floor crying with laughter. Paine stared at them like they were all just brain dead idiots and went to her locker, there was a loud slam from across the hall as me and Yuna went to look at whatever they were looking at. Christie was glaring at both of us.
"Look at it and I'll kill both of you!" she snarled, we quickly lowered our heads. "So what do we have next?" Christie asked Paine ignoring Yuna and me.
"History with Auron…" Paine sighed letting her head hit her now closed locker door with a thunk.
"That means the bitch squad will be there" Christie sighed letting herself lean against the wall, she then noticed that Yuna and I were just standing around like two plums. "Aren't you two getting you're books?" Yuna smiled and waved her books at Christie.
"Already have them!" she said victoriously.
"Yo dudets, dudes over here!" Tidus waved at us from his table "Kept you're seats!" he pointed one by one to the seats that took up the third front row.
Wakka was face down on his desk catching some Z's, Rikku shouted 'hi' in his ear to wake him up. I took my usual seat and Yuna and Christie sat on either side of me…as usual. Rikku and Paine filled the last two seats and Gippal, Baralai and Nooj took the seats behind us, Gippal pecked Rikku on the cheek as he went past – forgot those two were dating. At that moment the squad walked in. Dona, Leblanc, Hitomi and Lei Fang and some other random sluts and whores all decked out in pink, I peered over Yuna and caught Tidus's attention.
"When they're something bad!" Gippal sang.
"And it ain't no good!" Baralai waved his hands in time of the tune.
"Who you gonna call?" Nooj added after Baralai nudged him.
"Bitch squad!!" Tidus and I shouted – Tidus went on to do the guitar solo.
"You make that up you're self's?" Lei Fang crossed her arms unamused by our little song.
Suddenly Yuna, Rikku, Paine and Christie started up only adding to the humour, which let Tidus, Wakka and me - Wakka just woke up, do another guitar solo. The girls walked past us as we all laughed our heads off, Hitomi hit me in the face with her hair.
"Paine! Sword!" Hitomi squealed, grabbed her hair and ran up to the back of the class…well as fast as her heels allowed her to run, she kind of shuffled to tell the truth.
"Take you're text books out and turn to page 183!" Auron ordered as he came in, as I did so something hit me in the back of the head – I let my head fall at force it hit with a loud clunk. "Leblanc stop throwing things!" Auron snapped and Leblanc seemed to melt.
"Yes Auron" she went into one of her 'Auron-is-so-cute' daydreams – you could tell by the face.
We learned about 'Sin' which I'd only heard of a couple of time, Auron would just ask you questions out of the blue, he mostly aimed them at Yuna who got every single one correct.
Could he slow down just a bit?! Auron was dishing out all of Sins history in the three hours he had us, it was a lot to take in and write down.
Rikku was having some sort of panic attack, Paine and Christie had just given up. Gippal had reached maximum capacity and was having some sort of brain seizure on the floor. Nooj was staring off into space, Wakka was slamming his head on the desk trying to knock himself out. Baralai had fallen asleep and I was rubbing my temples trying to take it all in.
The only two not in complete disaster were Yuna and Tidus who were writing away quite intently, bitch squad were just talking about boy's and nails and who they've all slept with.
"And that is how Sin was defeated…any questions?" Yuna raised her hand, please put it down Yuna, please!
"How many times was Sin reborn?" Auron clasped his hands together.
"An excellent question Yuna! Now Sin was born at the end of the machina war-" my head fell to the desk.
I'm going to die here…I promised myself I'd strangle Yuna later, which looked true for Paine as well.
Blah blah blah, he just keeps going on and on, ah damn! My heads gonna explode!
"And then-" Auron is interrupted by the bell and Rikku lets out a loud 'yes!' I get up like a rocket going airborne. "Don't forget to read page 200! We'll have a quiz on Monday so be ready!" thought that would never end!
"That was fun" Yuna giggles
"You have a weird sense of what's fun and what's not Yunie"
"You look like a walking zombie Christie, ya?"
"…" Christie ignores Wakka or is just giving him the cold shoulder – she does that when you annoy her.
"Christie…Hellllloooo?"
"Um Rikku, I think that's a bad idea!"
"Why?" before Rikku could stop waving her hand in front of Christie, Christie grabbed it and twisted a finger back.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!! Christie! You're so mean! Owie!" a smile came over Christie's face.
"Had enough?" Rikku frantically nodded her head while trying to squirm out of Christie's iron like grasp.
"You ARE mean Christie" Christie swung round and looked at Paine, she shrugged and pointed to Yuna.
"It was her!" Yuna gasped and looked horrified.
"Paine! I didn't, I swear!" an evil look came over Christie.
In a few seconds Christie had both Rikku and Yuna in her grasp, both were trying to get away or constantly saying they were sorry. Rikku was forcing Christie to drag her down the corridor, but Christie started threatening to break Yuna's index finger if she didn't stop.
When we made it to our lockers Christie released her captives, Yuna quickly ran behind me and Rikku ran behind Gippal the last thing one their minds was standing next to Christie.
"Interesting dress sense Christie, but I don't think it suits you" she turned round to face Dona and her sniggering goons – Hitomi and Lei Fang now come under that category.
Leblanc looks second in command. Christie lent against her locker her leather jacket cracking from crossing her arms, her eyes were throwing daggers at Dona.
"She's not going to go away is she?" Yuna whispered to me as Dona still tried to talk to Christie.
"Think I've got an idea how to get rid of her" I whispered the plan in Yuna's ear.
A smile spread across her face and she dived into her locker – we have lockers together if you haven't already figured it out. Yuna hands me this really itchy fruit we found, taking it by the stock I aim at Dona, one shot! So it's gotta work! I toss the fruit at Dona, direct hit!
The fruit goes down Dona's tube top and she starts trying frantically to shake it out, everyone burst out laughing when they realise what just happened.
"At lest we found a use for that fruit!" Tidus says through tears of laughter, Dona and her goons run to the nearest toilet to help their leader.