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A/n: this is totally a brain fart that I had while taking a nap after watching the pilot episode of Knight Rider 2008 off Limewire. Then I watched a few episodes on then rewatched Transformers to get this funny idea.
Well here it goes hope it works.
The Shelby and the Saleen
Part 21: The Shelby and the Toy Truck
Now ever since the episode with the fallen the Decepticon now turned Autobot named Wheelie was having the time of his life.
Ok not exactly in those terms.
When he quit the Decepticons, Megatron let him go figuring he was also the same as the former leader of the faction. Well those that came to earth took the time to get to know the Autobots better.
Well the conditions of it were in his favor.
Most of the time
At least he gets to spend some time with his 'Warrior Goddess' as he calls her much to her annoyance.
Currently at the moment while Mikaela was in class Wheelie spent the day cleaning the shop that she recently opened with her father and uncle.
And Wheelie was the janitor meaning he gets to keep the shop clean and ensure that nothing is disturbed.
As he started the final clean up of the day something rolled up into the shop.
"Shop's closed!" he yelled
Some laughter had made him growl low in his throat.
Transforming he rolled towards the entrance and turned on his sensors. He groaned in his skin with dread.
It was the same two kids that always come and give him a hard time.
This time he can't do a thing about it.
National Security and all that crap.
"Hey look Jake it is the toy truck that I told you about!" said one boy he was dressed like a typical punk with white makeup on his face.
The other boy was dark skinned with white paint also.
"Yeah I bet we can get it to roll over like last time." Said the first
Unknown to them and to the poor toy truck a black Shelby Mustang just pulled up without his driver.
Said driver was off sleeping in his hotel room after a rough mission.
Slowly he heard the boys and detected Wheelie's presence.
The poor little bot was shaking when they picked him up and kicked him all over.
Sending a transmission to the small boy as he was being thrown to the wall Kitt seemed to first introduce himself.
Hello my friend he said
The toy truck seemed to relax at the sight of him but the question remained.
Who are you?
I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand but you can call me Kitt I am a friend of Mikaela's and you must be Wheelie he said
The toy was then thrown in the direction of the Shelby and landed right on his hood. Sliding down he landed upside down of the Shelby.
What am I going to do? He asked
The two boys walked over to them and picked up the toy truck and began to throw him around again and play like school boys.
You do have the right to defend yourself you know Kitt replied to him
Um what about national security *toss*
Kitt could only sigh, I sent an EMP pulse around so it should be cool he said
Really? Wheelie asked
Go right ahead have fun Kitt replied as he began to record this for Mikaela when she comes back.
In fact it was Mikaela that suggested that Kitt go check up on the little guy seeing as she spotted the bullies on the security cameras. They have been picking on Wheelie for quite some time and she was very worried about why he won't fight back.
Now Kitt knew why.
He was afraid of upsetting Mikaela by breaching national security and destroying the shop.
Well this will fix everything up.
Just as the boy tossed the toy once more time they threw him back into the shop hitting the window. They then turned and ran for the nearest hiding place when the alarms went off.
Kitt rolled over to the shop just as a shaking Wheelie came out from the shop window.
"Aw man my warrior goddess is going to kill me!" he said looking at that.
"Well it is your Warrior Goddess that sent me here in the first place," Kitt said as he rolled up.
"Hey I know you…or at least I've heard of you from the others. When you said your name I then realized that I am talking to the neutral that truly ended the war," Wheelie said smiling.
"Yeah that would be me," said Kitt as he transformed next to the building where no one would see him.
"Yeah I find it weird finally meeting you. Say why didn't you scare those guys away when they were pushing me around eh?" Wheelie asked
"Because my way of doing things is different then yours," Kitt said to him.
"Oh what do you have in mind?" Wheelie asked.
----TWO DAYS LATER----
The boys once again returned to find Wheelie in his truck form outside the shop. Beside him was a remote control with the words, 'REND A TOY FOR 5 DOLLARS, DONATIONS GO TO THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL ON FRONT STREET,' they only laughed.
"Rent a toy how stupid can they be when you can take the toy and not come back," said one kid and grabbed Wheelie.
The other grabbed his so called 'Remote Control' that was actually a fake device created by Mikaela for this purpose.
The boys approached closer, "Hey man it is like this toy car keeps coming back for more. What is it alive or something?" asked one of the boys as he slammed Wheelie down on the ground.
"Hey I think this control is broken," said the other.
"Or it doesn't work," said a voice
They turned to find the car suddenly growing hot.
Dropping the toy they backed away when it suddenly transforms into Wheelie.
The small ex-Decepticon gotten up and smirked, "Hello boys!" he said
Both boys turned several shades whiter then a ghost.
-----SEVERAL HOURS LATER IN SAM'S DORM ROOM-----
"Oh dude this is so outrageous that even I had to cringe at what happened to those two guys," said Leo as he posted the new video on his website.
was getting some new videos and those were even more outrageous then anything anyone has ever seen.
One of those being the two naked hogtied punks at the entrance to Banes Auto Repair and Chop Shop.
Everyone was laughing even Wheelie who sat on the table looking proud. Kitt had finally gotten his new holomatter projector installed and was enjoying the moment. He was of course white with a very intelligent look to him with his slick back hair and tall stature. A bit lean on the build but dark hair and darker green eyes makes him look almost like a Harry Potter look alike.
He was currently sitting on Sam's bed while 'Bee sat next to him trying not to fall over laughing.
Mike who was filled in on the news was sitting in one of the chairs with Mikaela passing out the drinks. Sam was sitting next to her holding her hand while Leo plugged the video up onto the screen.
On the tape was the two boys running for their lives with Wheelie freshly transformed began to shred their close off with his claws. Running like mad they only ran into the wall and falling over.
The dog Bones whom they had brought over from Nevada was then released the chase after them.
Running from the mastiff they tried to get over the wall.
Only to fall on their ass.
At this moment Sam was choking on his drink trying not to fall over with laughter as Wheelie caught up to them.
When Wheelie caught up to them he climbed onto the dog and used him as leverage to jump on the second boy's back.
Screaming for help he had gotten nothing until Wheelie vaporized the lock on the door. Trying to go for the window the toy truck tripped the boy and then dragged his leg towards the dog.
Bones had gotten a hold of the other boy and proceeded to drag him into the shop.
They could hear the boys calling for help as the door was closed.
It was only for five minutes until both boys ran out of the shop screaming with nothing on and body paint all over their naked forms. Trying to save their dignity they ran down the street while being chased by Wheelie on Bone's back.
The smaller bot held a rope and a cowboy hat on his head as he chased them down. When he caught up to them he hogtied them and tied them up to a pole in front of the shop. Both where shivering at this time while he painted a sign in both Cybertronian and English with says.
'HUMILIATE THESE BULLIES TO OUR SOCIETY FOR 5 DOLLARS'
'DONATIONS GO TO HELPING THE CHILDREN IN THE FRONT STREET CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL'
With that everyone could only stare at the forms that were right in front of the auto repair shop.
Low and behold when Mikaela came the next day to find them tied up she could not stop laughing and placed five dollars in the bucket with the slit lid on top.
Wheelie's form was next to the boys.
That was not the humiliating part.
Oh no
The humiliating part was the position they were in for the first boy the darker of the two was on top of the second boy.
Surprisingly people paid well to humiliate these two.
From outraged parents to old ladies who normally scuffed such behavior.
In the end both boys were covered in paint mostly pink paint and many bruises from the paintball guns.
They wore clown wigs and red noses
Girl's makeup on their faces and coconut bras on their chests.
There rear ends had large red happy faces on them.
There was a Decepticon symbol next to the body as Barricade and Starscream came at one point to humiliate the humans.
It was Starscream who painted the rear ends and Barricade who put on the coconut bras.
Now when the other Autobots came in to donate after the boys were cleaned up with the water hose (Being that it is still summer and not quite fall yet) they were sun burnt to humiliation.
Being as they are dark and red Optimus Prime added his decals onto the boy's body in body paint with his holomatter form.
Ironhide just put a target sign on them with the words 'Hide was here'
Then came Megatron who wanted something to do and put flowers around them in a 'REST IN PEACE' sign.
Soundwave when he finally landed placed a radio that played the worst country music around.
The poor boys went through torture with that one and begged to have it turned off.
Now last but not least Bumblebee and Ravage showed up.
Now the newly repaired Ravage lifted his leg up and leg loose a stream of white lubricant all over the boys that smelled very bad.
The doctor that came from Ravage's chassis could not help but add his own humiliation into it.
Let's just say it is unmentionable.
Now last but not least Bumblebee came with some clippers and shaved them bald from head to toe and donated their head hair to charity.
He also painted the sign that said 'I Love Lucy' on their arms.
It was so bad that when the fun was finally done Wheelie rolled right up to them and said,
"The next time you pick on the little guy don't forget we are big on revenge," he said and rolled away flipping them off while he was at it.
It was the biggest hit on his website yet.
And the Front Street Children's Hospital had a generous donation of several thousand dollars from an unknown source to help with the kids fighting against cancer.
Now that was the fun part
The next part was the congrats that they gave to the little bot.
Wheelie was feeling mighty proud and he had Mikaela give him a kiss to show her gratitude. He nearly melted from the sight much to everyone's laughter.
"So Warrior Goddess did you like that?" he said looking at her with pleading optics.
"Yes Wheelie I love it very much you did very good," she said to him
Kitt was just glad to be the one who filmed the whole thing.
This was a total spur of the moment brain fart spawned from watching 'Men at Work' with Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez along with the scene in transformers that Mikaela tied up the Sector Seven agents. Well the ideas started to grow and then they gotten worse and worse till I wrote it down.
Well hope you enjoyed that torture to the extreme.