Dear Diary,

Today is the first day of school. So nerve-racking. I put on my uniform and I took a good look in the mirror. Oh my goodness, I look old. No, it's just the nerves talking.

Daddy came into my room and put my hair into a huge braid. We then ate breakfast and he put on his weird disguise again and we left in one of his "normal" cars.

We got to the school about an hour before it started so we can go over the classes and stuff.

So yesterday, I kinda "hacked" into the school's server and put me in all of Robin's classes. Hey, if they don't want me to do it, they never should've taught, right?

So the headmaster person, went around and showed us the classrooms and I met the teachers and stuff. I wonder what they thought about Daddy? I mean Daddy still had his famous smile but he made it smaller looking. Hmm, eh whatever.

I was mostly writing on the school map on what class it is and period, then started doodling.

After 15 or something minutes, the headmaster left. Daddy kissed me on the head and told me he'll pick me up after school, but first we went back outside so he could take a picture of me and the school. Daddy has a giant scrapbook of my life. It's extremely embarrassing. Especially the naked baby pictures, he used to show everybody, good thing I hid the pictures whenever there were people over. No one ever checks the hyena's house.

So school was "interesting."

I went to the first class and the teacher introduced me and everything. The students talked among themselves. I'm not that young -looking am I?

So the teacher had to see exactly what I knew. He asked several questions which were rather easy. Like who were fighting in the French-Indian War, um and other questions about geography. Found out later the class was called Intro to Social Studies. It was so easy! The teacher was fun, though. He did a lot of puns. I did not understand them at first but when I asked Brainiac later, he explained them.

They were funny. One of the puns were about the Cold war. They were either Russian or Stallin to finish it.

Oh and the best part of the class was my seat was right next to him. I was more paying attention to him then anything. He didn't notice a thing. Practice makes perfect. As in months of following him and Daddy with the she-devil. I felt happy when Daddy hit her or abandoned her. He chose to come home to me and let her be arrested instead. Isn't Daddy great?

*Sigh* The best part of the day was that he introduced himself to me and we talked to one another. He told me things I already knew though, but he said I can call him Dick.

The only weird part is when we started talking about what our parent/guardian does for work.

"My dad is Bruce Wayne. He owns the Wayne Corporations. What does your dad do?" He asked with most beautiful smile in the world.

"My daddy?"

Daddy told me if anyone asks he's in the import and export business specializing with art. I told him that.

"Cool. So where'd you go before this?"

I looked at him oddly. "Go? Nowhere."

"Oh, you mean you were home-schooled?"

"Yeah, something like that."

We talked for a bit and then I mentioned where I live.

"Really!" He said surprised. "Huh, we're neighbors. I knew someone lived there but I never saw anyone."

"Yeah, some people say our house is haunted and sometimes people try to break in."

"That must be terrifying." He commented.

"It's okay, the dogs usually get to them before they make it to the house itself."

He chuckled. "They deserve it." He paused. "Oh and maybe I can show you around the school."

"Really?" I was so happy! "Okay."

Through the other classes, I really didn't pay attention. I was just so happy. He seemed really surprised that I was in all of his classes but he just laughed it off saying it was a huge coincidence.

At the end of the day, I felt kind of sad that I couldn't see him anymore, but then I saw Daddy in the disguise again. I skipped to him and hugged him.

"How was school?"

"Awesome! I can't wait for tomorrow."

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