Bad Stories For Bad People: Worst Edition

by harpseal2

A collection of assorted short stories that are awful parodies of bad fanfics, or just awful ideas I had. These beautiful stories were removed from FIMFic, so I'll be republishing them here as I feel like it. This will also contain Worse Stories for Worse People. Fuck you FIMFiction. Contains Coarse Language, Sex, Blood and Gore, Violence, and just a lot of bad shit in general.

21. Twilight's Castle is Full of Shitty Puns

Chapter 22: Twilight's Entire Fucking Castle Is Full Of Shitty Unfunny Jokes

Twilight woke up, and stepped outta bed, and guess fuckin' what?

Mate, you fuckin' guessed it.

Semen.

Everywhere.

I'm not even joking mate, I revealed the only gag in this shitty 1000 word fic in the title.

There's semen, in her house. Holy fuck, I am hilarious. Please get me featured.

Jokes, I actually meant SEAMEN! XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol, get me featured, I am SO random, xD.

Semen.

AN: I can't believe I'm doing this again.

Based on story/276173/twilights-room-is-flooded-with-seamen