AN- ATTENTION. ALL SUPERNATURAL FANS SHOULD GO TO YOUTUBE AND WATCH THE HILLYWOOD SHOW'S SUPERNATURAL PARODY. When you see someone and think, "Wait, is that...?" Yes. Yes, it is exactly who you think it is. GO. NOW. YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
I've known this song for a long time, but I was listening to it a while back and I just had to do something with it. It's from Dean's perspective (you probably could've figured that out) starting right in Season 1 and going through until the very beginning of Season 2.
*Disclaimer: I do not own Horizon by the Arrogant Worms or Supernatural.*
From the deepest, darkest depths of...KANSAS!
Comes this sordid tale of speed...
Murderous mayhem..
Cataclysmic combustion...
Picturesque powered pistons...
Accelerating automotive alarms...
Stunningly stupefying stereo stunts!
One man... a dream... a car... a 1967... Chevy... IMPALA...
I loved the car from tail to grill
I wouldn't change a thing
I wouldn't trade the ashtray
For the Queen's engagement ring
But things they started going wrong
And went from bad to worse
Daddy's on a hunting trip
My family must be cursed
Still I loved my baby
And would not admit defeat
Driver picks the music, Sam
The shotgun will be beat
We kept on hunting bravely
On salt rounds and Sam's prayers
Our search for dad is pretty new
We have had some close scares
It all seems so unfair
(I was there on the day he bought)
Impala!
Impala!
Till one day with dad in the car
Oh no, my holy Chuck
My car was side on t-boned by
A demon-driven truck
I saw some parts go flying
That you really need to drive
My car had become road kill
Though it never was alive
Left a muffler in the passing lane
A hubcap in the slow
The windshield on the median
My life is full of woe
And as I skidded off the road
The black eyed demon laughed
My middle-finger greeting
Would be my epitaph
Death would come at last
(He loves his pizza, I love my)
Impala!
Now I look at my bent fender
The twisted wheel rim
I wonder if my Baby
Will ever drive again
But I know that this was not the end
Road warriors die hard
And I know cars and Bobby Singer
Has an auto yard
The steel can be recycled
And I'll rebuild my car
Bigger, faster, stronger
An automotive star
My quest will then begin
And revenge will end the saga
As I drive my gleaming four-door
Hard top Chevy Impala
Searching for that demon
To try to end its days
We'll settle off the score
And then we'll drive away
(The sun will rise again on the)
Impala!
My Impala!
My Impala!
AN- What do you think? Do you have a song you want me to rewrite? Let me know! I love all your reviews.
-Wiznerd