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Chapter… uuh what chapter are we on? Oh yes chapter 21! Shenori in Crack- I mean Wonderland!

"Well this is just fun." Shenori said sitting upside down on the couch, idly flipping thorough TV channels.

"You could say that again." Kisame remarked from beside her. "Everyone but us are on missions!"

"Wanna go do something?" Kisame's face blushed as his perverted fish mind got the wrong meaning.

"Uhh… n-no thanks! I'm good!" Kisame dashed out of the living room. Itachi would kill him if he ever so much as thought anything perverted about his girl.

"Yeah just leave me!" Shenori yelled into the empty room. "Jerk."

"WE'RE BAAAAAACK!"

"Oh thank heavens!" Shenori praised as Abby's familiar voice filled the base. Moments later she, leader and Konan walked into the living room.

"Hey guess what!" Abby said cheerfully as she skipped over to Shenori.

"What?"

"I made a new jutsu!" Shenori's left eye twitched.

"It better not be another lame mushroom jutsu…" Abby's eyes got watery. "Oh it is." Shenori rolled her eyes.

"I HATE YOU!" Abby yelled running off. "MUSHROOM NO GENJUTSU!"

"What?"

Then the next thing Shenori saw was a sea of black starching endlessly around her. Then she knew no more.

"Waaah?" Shenori tenderly rubbed her eyes as she woke up. "Where am I?" Looking around she swore under her breath. She ws in a large exquisite room with gold pillars and rims. All the way across the room was a plain wooden door. Scratching her head she got up and made her way across the room. (Shenori: Abby… what's going on? Me: MAHAHAHAHAHAHA Shenori: O.o Me: You'll see)

"Okay that door did not look that small from across the room." As she got closer to the door it stayed the same height. Soon she was right next to it and the top of the door frame came up just about her ankle. "Well's that's jus great!" She exclaimed. "It's locked!" Just as she was about to give up she spied a glass table that wasn't there before.

Sitting on the table was a bottle that said "Drink me" She eyed the bottle for several moments.

"Well why not." She grabbed the bottle and chugged it down, next let's just say that she went down as well. Yes Shenori had shrunk. She was now oh about… the height of a mechanical pencil. (Me: This is why you don't drink bottles of liquid that says "drink me" kids Shenori: why didn't you tell me that sooner? Me: It's funnier this way and also because there would be no story. Shenori: ….)

"OMG I SHRUNK! Okay think now Shenori… there has to be. OH MY FRIGGEN GOSH! THERE WAS A KEY!" Since the table was made of glass she could see right through it. Sitting on the table next to where the bottle was placed was a silver key.

"THIS IS JUST- …. CAKE!" She jumped on the piece of cake sitting on a plate underneath the table. It had pink icily on it that said. "eat me." (You'd think you'd learn your lesson the first time Shenori; Yeah well shut up! Me: (cries) Shenori; I'm not listening to yooou!)

Greedily Shenori wolfed that baby down and… grew back to her normal size? She shrugged grabbed the key and drank the half empty bottle and was shrunk down once again. She shoved the key into the door and jumped through the open doorway.

Right into a beautiful garden.

"Hey you! Yeah you slut!" Shenori saw Hidan running towards dressed in rabbit ears, a tail coat and tan trousers.

"Hidan?" She asked disbelievingly.

"Listen slut I need you to do something for me." He stopped panting in front of her. "I'm really late cuz I had to do a ritual before I went to the Queens castle but seriously. I need you to go to my house and get my cloves. The one with the triangle in a circle on them."

"Um… Okay?"

"Great!" He pushed her a little giving her directions to his house. Dazed she set off.

"Don't rabbits freaking live in a freaking hole!" Shenori screamed when she swathe massive over sized house. (Me: rabbits don't have to live in rabbit holes. Shenori; YES THEY DO! Me: NO THEY DON'T! Shenori: YES THEY DO! Me: NOOOOOOOOO THEY DON"T! Shenori: Whatever)

"Well I better get started." She sighed and walked right in. After oh about 15 minuets of fruitless searching she found a small parlor. Inside it was a cake sitting on a wooden table next to a pair of gloves.

"Cake!" She screamed in delight and shoved the whole thing down her mouth. When a jolt she remembered her last cake eating experience. "I'm such a friggen idiot!" She screamed as she started to grow bigger. Soon she was too big for the room but she still kept growing.

Then a squad of red floppy head wearing gnomes riding bumble bees wit h S.W.A.T uniforms come down from the sky and squirted green smelly stuff on her. She would have crushed the little buggers if she hadn't start to shrink once again.

"Thanks!" She yelled at them as they left. Forgetting to grab the gloves she climbed out the window and skipped merrily down the path (Shenori: I don't skip. Me: well now you do. Shenori: (Glares) Me: Ok fine you don't skip you… walk hunched over and emo? Shenori: Better.)

Well she walked emo like down the path and into a forest where she chanced upon a path of giant flowers. All with Orange masks in the middle of their heads.

"Look a friend!" One suddenly exclaimed coming to life.

"Since when do flowers speak?" She exclaimed and backing away from the strange talking flower that sounded exactly like Tobi.

"She's such an ugly flower." Said another directly behind her. It sounded like Tobi using a snobbish voice.

"Ugly, Ugly!" Said another.

"I don't have time for this!" Shenori screamed and did a fire jutsu on all of the flowers. The screamed blood murder as they burned. Shenori stalked off when a bright smile on her face. (Me: D: Do you know who that was! Shenori: I don't care Me: TOBI-KUN! Shenori; He's annoying. Madara is sooo much better. Me: You haven't even read or seen the chapters with Madara in them! Shenori: soooooooo? Me: (sighs)

Shenori was yet again in a forest. Only this time surrounded by giant mushrooms that luckily didn't talk.

"Well, well what do we have here?" Shenori gasped. She knew that voice. It was the voice of none other than Itachi Uchiha.

"Ita-!...chi" Sitting on a mushroom dressed as an incredibly fat caterpillar was Itachi smoking some pipe thing.

"What?" He asked in a bored voice.

"YOU'RE A FREAKEN CATIPILER!" He raised a perfect eyebrow.

"It's very sexy caterpillar to you."

"I'm sorry but that's just not sexy."

"I'm hurt."

"Ditch the costume then."

"I can't"

"Why not?"

"A jutsu was placed on it so I can't take it off. I can only take it off if I said my lines."

"Well go ahead! Say your lines!"

"Are you looking for a way out?" Itachi said in a curious voice. He was putting a lot of effort into this.

"Uhh… yeah…"

"I could help you." He shrugged his shoulders.

"Really?"

"Yes but you would owe me a favor." The words slipped over his tongue like honey. he put extra emphasis on favor.

"Abby was the one who wrote the lines wasn't it?"

"Yep."

"Is that it?"

"No. You say something and I have two or so more lines."

"Okay then… what kind of favor?"

"Come closer." She did so.

"You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs."

"Why dose Abby have such a dirty mind?"

"I'm not complaining."

"…right now?"

"No, later"

"Ok so how are you supposed to help me again?"

"Take two pieces of the mushroom. One from each side."

"Okay…"

"I am serious about later." he had a sexy glint in his eye.

"Okay…" She slowly stepped back. "I'll be going now." And she ran off before he could say another word. (Me: (reading story) he,he,he…. Itachi: Got any whipped cream? Me: Right here! Itachi: Thanks. Me: No problem! Shenori: O.o (saw the whole thing) Me: (winks and Shenori) Shenori: (O.O) Me: LOLZ!)

"WHEN WILL THIS END!" Shenori screamed as she reached… dun dun duuuun! A meadow!

"Is the end really the end?" Came a certain blonde bombers voice from behind her.

"Or is it just the beginning?" Another familiar voice. She turned around and saw Deidara and Sasori wearing matching German lederhosen.

"What the fudge." She shook her head. "That is sad." Deidara gave a bright smile.

"What is black and" Deidara began.

"Blue and read" Sasori continued.

"All over" The blonde finished.

"I don't have time for this." Shenori ran as fast as she could away from the two.

"But I'm Twidlebumb and he's twidledo!" Deidara yelled after her.

"LIKE I CARE!" She yelled back.

"I'm heart broken danna." Deidara pouted.

"At least we can take this ridiculous outfit off now."

"Amen to that!"

Well Shenori was in another forest, but no, not just any forest. She was in a dark scary forest!

"Hello there." A pair of lips with no body appeared above the path in front of her.

"OH MY PIE!" Shenori pulled on her hair. What the heck did Abby do?

"I am the Cheshire cat fish." The body appeared, revealing Kisame with cat ears and a long thin tail.

"Omg! Neko no jutsu!" There was a puff of smoke and Shenori had black cat ears and a cat tail.

"…."

"What?" Shenori crossed her arms. "It's my new jutsu."

"…"

"I'm leaving."

"Wait! I got lines!"

"NO!"

"But!"

"NO!" With that she stalked off.

Shenori made it out though the forest but Kisame followed her the whole way.

"Stalker!" She pointed at him.

"I gotta say my lines!"

"No!"

"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" Came Kakuzu's voice.

"What now- MY EYES!" Kakuzu had appeared wearing a very puffy Victorian dress with red hearts on it.

"Off with their heads! And take all their money too!" The money crazed nin yelled.

"Nuuu!" Kisame screamed and jumped into Shenori's arms only she wasn't strong enough to hold him and he fell to the ground.

"Look your moneylyness! That girl has cat ears! And a tail!" A random person yelled.

"You're right." Kakuzu stroked his chin. "We can sell her; no better yet make people pay to see her!"

"No way!" Shenori hissed. Her hair standing on end.

"Fine I'll make a bet with you. You play me at a game of my choice. If you win you can leave if you loss…. You belong to me."

"And if I reuse?" Shenori just wanted this to be over with.

"Off with your head."

"Okay I'll play. Deal."

"heh, heh, heh"

"…"

"Okay who plays golf with flamingos and hedgehogs?"

"It's not golf."

"What is it?"

"Crochet?"

"Like knitting?"

"No, it thing its… Crochet."

"?"

"Never mind just play."

Suddenly Shenori disappeared in a puff of smoke and Kisame stood in her place.

"I'VE BEEN CONNED!" Kakuzu yelled, pulling his black hair. But he soon recovered when he figured that he could make people pay to see the cat/fish/man instead.

Shenori ran back in the same direction she had come from. She ran right into a tea party.

"Oh a new guest!"

"Leader-sama?" She screamed. Standing at the head of the table was Pein dressed in nobles clothes with a ridiculously large hat on. He was sipping tea with his pink delicately extended.

"I'm Hatter and this." He pointed at a small purple mouse with a small white flower on its head. "Is Dormouse. But Like to call her Konan. Would you like some tea?" His head was turned on its side.

"No thanks…" Shenori started to slowly back away.

"Don't be shy!" Pein yelled merrily. Konan was just sitting next a large tea cup, staring at it longingly. She was terribly thirsty. "Let us be friends! Come share in the youthfulness of youth!" Pein stood up and started doing retarded dances and singing "Emo kid". Konan stood up on her hind legs. Her little paws just barely grasping the rim of the cup.

"I'm a emo kid!" Pein waved his arms up and down. Konan squeaked when she pulled her self up and fell into the tea.

"Yeah… I'm going now…." She ran faster than little boys from Orochimaru.

Suddenly everything changed and she was back in the Akatsuki living room sitting on the couch. Deidara and Kisame were leaning over her.

"PERVERTS!" She yelled and punched them in the nose. "ABBY! WHAT THE FUDGE MUFFIN DID YOU DO TO ME!"

Kisame and Deidara were looking at like she had snapped or something.

"Whatever." She pushed them aside as she stalked off to her room. Along the way she came across Itachi who was carrying a can of whipped cream.

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