GUYS and gals and everything in between I am back bitches! And since this is so near my joining Fanfiction i decided to write a special Jiper chapter just for you guys but a T version of it. Rick won't let me own it :( so sad right?

Hi my name is Amy, and I'm kinda in love with this guy named jason, and jason happens to be my best friend, yeah sad i know right. Other important things to know about me are that I'm 5'5 with black hair, light brown eyes and a spray tan that my twin brother calls dumb everytime he see's me. I mean my skin is orange but i'm sure guys like that. No we don't ugh...

I'm stuck with making the decision to ask him out to not. If he like me yay if not it could be awkward between us and my friendship with him could be ruined. Well there are other guys you say, well not like jason, he's just so so 3. Blonde hair sky blue eyes, and this just aura of order, like he was raised with manners unlike every other guy. God they are just 8=== ~o

So here I am doing a risk reward assessment on whether or not to ask out my best friend when my twin kyle has to gual to interrupt me.

"You're such an idiot you know right?"

"Shut up kyle I am not!"

"Yeah you're. By staying in this state of ambiguity not knowing whether or not he likes you you might as well be a dead cat. plus your actions sound like another dumb taylor swift song." ;)

"Kyle you don't know what it's like."

"Yeah and neither do you! Just figure it out and stop wasting everyone else's time when you don't respond to a question for like 12 seconds."

Kyle did have a good point, I mean it can hurt to know but not as much as staying in this situation. So I decided to ask Jason out today after school.

My classes seemed to drag on forever and ever until the final bell rang. I rushed outside to intercept Jason before her left, luckily I caught him in time.

"Hey jason whats up?" I asked trying to hide the fact that I was panting.

"Oh nothing I'm just waiting to get picked up." He said smiling. God I could stare at that face for eternity.

"So anyway Jason I was gonna ask you if you would like to go out some time." Geeze I could feel my heart beating in my chest.

"Amy, I kinda have a girlfriend, I'm waiting for her to pick me up now infact."

"Oh." I murmur.

Of course he had a girlfriend he was like that hottest guy ever. I be the girl he's dating is a super model.

All of the sudden I hear a bunch of whistles as a fancy porsche drive up. everyone at school turns their heads to take pictures of it.

"Here she is." Jason said with a smile I knew only an angle could give him.

He gets in the passenger side. Hey its better to know right, so I head over to the car to check his girlfriend out, there wasn't anyone in the front seat.

"Jason where is your girlfriend?

"She's right here." He says gesturing to a blank space. ;)

"Jason did something hit your head?"

"Yes actually my girlfriend did very hard." Ok his girl is pretty violent maybe jason is into that in which case i don't think I could be his Christian.

I decide that Jason must be playing a prank so I head over to the drivers side and look in the window.

"Jason what is that?"

"That is my girlfriend and your lucky she isn't talking to me right now or otherwise she would hit the shit out of you."

"JASON THAT IS A BRICK!" I scream.

"Yeah so?"

"This is so wrong."

"Aphrodite doesn't seem to think so" He says.

"How did you even meet?!" I ask.

"Well like i said she hit me on the head."

Oh my gosh I've been crushing on crazy...

LOL! It was a parody i couldn't actually write a chapter without Percabeth!