Chapter 21: Hop the Road or Jump the Street

Friday

After School

It was a nice day out as people got in the stands to watch the league match at a specific part of the building known only as the league stadium. Everyone who came, which was most of the school, came to watch the game today that started them all. The match up is Ionia_Squad_Up Vs. Back_Like_Cooked_ was going to start with three exhibition matches before they had the actual tournament start. The two teams get in the summoning circles after getting their apparel ready for the game. People tuned in as everyone was summoned after 5 long minutes since there was problems with Lee's connection from the summoning circle. Everyone bought their items as the camera rolled from different perspectives as everyone in the audience had to be at a specific volume so that the game so no one got mad, but regardless people will start cheering and saying things but will go quiet after a period of time.

Early game

Minions had spawned and the teams started their junglers leashes and left to go to their lanes.

Bottom Lane: Draven and Sona see their duo's emerge from the enemy team. Soraka was in a banana costume with a batman mask on, she spoke with a perfect batman impersonation and pulling her cape in front of her like batman "I am… The Critroka" Draven and Sona just shrug this off. Varus is as usual except has an owl on his left shoulder. Varus makes conversation with the owl "Don't worry this will be easy game against these idiots, Hedwig" Sona couldn't put her finger on it but the owls name was important to some degree. Critroka farms extremely well while Draven only keeps taunting the enemy by saying "Draaaaaaaven", Sona studies the owl while Varus continues his conversation with the owl. Critroka signals something and Varus sighs picking up his bow and shooting out his ult on Sona, "Draven run" Sona says at her max output. Draven cocks his head like an owl "Sona speak up, I cant hear you". Draven gets stunned and Woka Roka Flame pulls out two massive spinning bananas and uses them like a Draven ult and does massive damage. Soraka finishes off Draven banana barrage, sending down multiple bananas from the sky and working like a gangplank ult. Varus uses 'Hedwig to me' and totally ahnialates Sona, and Soraka finishes her of with a simple banana auto "Gotham will be safer now" Soraka says as the announcer announces first blood.

Middle lane: Lee sin farms too the fullest as Karma sits around checking her nails and checking her instagram. Lee looks at Karma with a weird gesture, he looks and says "Oh mai gauwd fight me irl" Lee said in his usual nerdy voice. Karma looks up with rage "Oh look who grew a pair of ball big boy, let me rip them out you little bitch" Lee tries to kick her but Karma kicks his leg five times harder and it breaks. Karma ults, and starts twerking and does extreme damage leaving Lee at zero hp. "I wish I still had my glasses on to see that booty though" Karma crushes Lee's glasses and post on instagram about Lee with her obviously trying to show off her ass in the picture and scrolls through the filters.

Top lane: Nasus fights against Yizzle, Nasus of course in his new Deagle Double S skin as Snoop Dogg and his halberd replaced with a bong. Yi was in a cow outfit while he dribbled a basket ball (Cow sep refrence). Nasus farmed q while Yi farmed as well with his q. Yi decided to go in and made a good trade with Nasus, but of course Yi starts to go ham and cheese "Wuju ready for this? Bitch!" Nasus stepped back and smoked from the bong to get some hp back, but Yi wants this kill and runs in before stopping from a gank. Brolaf runs in like Sion "Where's the orange chicken at!?" he screamed and ran up to Yi who did the matrix dodging Brolaf as he tripped and fell over Yi. Brolaf got up and ran at Yi swinging axes everywhere doing his war cry, Yi ran also screaming "Get dunked kid!" Yi dunks on Brolaf and instakills him with the basket ball. Nasus starts to rage and types in all chat.

8:50:[Nasus]: "This Brolaf tho"

8:51:[Nasus]: "Report for feeding"

8:57:[Lee Sin]: "Your lucky tho, our jg isn't even ganking..."

9:01:[Irelia]: "Wow ty no ganks mid"

Jungle: Irelia sighs as she takes her wraith camp, she is in her new skin "Brorelia" (Just search it up and you'll find the one that fits this description, which also inspires me to write about something else for next chapter, plus it's totally how I think Gragas and Riven look in this AU since they are put in the art work). Her blades are made out of a skate board, her ultimate blades are graggy ice bottles and cans compiled. Her hair is dyed black, she wears a slick hat with headphones around her neck, she wears a riot shirt, jeans with a bad ass belt, and other accessories to this all. She just mutes chat and puts on her headphones and farms away.

(Ionia team: Critroka is wrecking shit up, Varus be talking to his owl, Irelia farming in Brorelia skin, Yizzle be going ham and cheese in a cow outfit while dribbling a basket ball, and Lee Sin being an idiot

The bro's: Nasus keeps getting dunked on, Karma is destroying lane incredibly and cooking ramen with Lee's tears, Brolaf getting drunk with the blue buff, and Draven and Sona have no clue how to turn the game around

Audience shit)

Mid Game

At base Nasus looks to Draven and Sona who have each died five times over ask "You sure your plan will work?". They both nod with fire in their eyes as they run down their lane. Sona falls back since Varus backed and Draven wanted to fight this one out. Draven stood up to Soraka who chuckles "No bat signal this time?" Draven turns around and does something before finishing and putting his hands on his shirts straps like a certain someone and turns around. With a Bane mask, he does an amazing Bane impression "Bruce Wayne, long time since the order of shadows".

Zed stands up "The shadows are mine, not banes!" Syndra grabs him "Shut up" and pulls him down.

"Bane! It was you all along!" Draven laughs "Precisely, now I shall destroy you since you are only a fake of the Bruce I know" Draven punches Soraka once and she goes flying fast before the millisecond of being grabbed by the throat then head butted back to her turret. Draven backs as Roka chases him only to get hit by the bat mobile and Sona has her turn. Varus spots Sona in a Hermione costume and freaks out "How dare you mock my owl, you shall die now" Varus comes at Sona but doesn't realize Sona built rabbadons so when he got close and was at 75% from tower shots he was q'ed then ulted and took more tower shots before dying. Bot lane was victorious.

Mid lane generally stayed the same, everything was the same except the fact Brolaf took inhibitor with Karma only seventeen minutes in. Nasus still farms on getting his q farmed to a thousand. Yi was throbbing for the turret and was diving a significant amount. Yi wanted this turret like a man wants his chicken wings, he kept pinging and spamming chat with "Irelia gank top omfg". Irelia finally came and watches Yi ult and run in being an idiot and losing 90% of his hp from one of Nasus's q. Irelia ults to poke at a distance as Yi attempts a dunk but gets one more turret shot and dies mid air. Irelia watches as Nasus charges at her. She thinks of anything to do and it hits her the only thing that stoners are weakened to. Irelia takes a beer can and smacks it to her head crushing it flat with beer going everywhere. The stoners weakness is laughing, once they get going, they don't stop for a while. Nasus rolls on the ground laughing and gets ridden over by Irelia's skateboard blades as Irelia skates to the tower to take it down.

Kat gets up and goes crazy "Nasus! What the fuck was that! Kick that little bitch stealer ass she has! Not saying she has a good ass!" Riven stands up and yells back "Irelia kick everyones ass! Especially this ugly red head!" Kat laughs and yells back "What did you say bitch, I cant hear you!" Riven tries to scream back at Kat but is interrupted by Yas grabbing her and pulling her down. Riven attempts squirming out but gives up Yasuo and slouches in her seat and eyes Kat as she eyes her back.

Late Game

The final team fight that can end the game for either teams, its thirty minutes in and both mid lane inhibitors are down. Both teams rush into the freight to fight. Nasus uses his ult and smoke weed everday plays as his aura of weed gives everyone mana and hp regen increases, and Brolaf ults and turns into Macho man and runs in to choke slam a mother fucker. They both collide and land on Irelia who starts to rage "Do something already, I have sixty fucking stacks on my feral flare, do something already" everyone on the team looks at Irelia and says simultaneously "Shut up noob, you're the reason we have taken so long to win".

Yizzle runs in ready to dunk but gets the ball stolen and dunked on by someone. He looks up to see the younger brother of the basket ball captain of the team, Draven dunking on him. Yizzle falls to his death, crying through all seven of his lenses not knowing how he could be so nooby. Critroka and Varus fall to the full shotgun Sona build that one hits both of them.

"Hamehadeha!" cries from a bush and Lee comes out kicking the bitch out of Karma and killing her in the process getting his revenge. "Time to die!" Lee says spitting everywhere. He runs and punches the ground affectively showing the team to him and he kills the fallen Nasus and Brolaf by doing kick barrages falling on them. Draven punches Lee and he falls to the ground like a wimpy idiot.

Irelia tries to stand up but meets Sona pointing her weapon like an axe at Irelia, Draven doing the same with an actual axe. Irelia thinks about how mad her team will get mad at her and decides to go with something that she really didn't want to do, but it was the only way to win. She was going to suck… up to Draven's team. "Draven and Sona, if you surrender this game, I-I…" Irelia swallows loudly "I will give you my tickets to the sold out One Direction concert, I have five, My friends and I were going to go but seems like your team can go if you surrender".

Riven stands up in the crowd "Irelia please don't, i'm dying to see that concert, please don't give them away!" Yasuo stands up also, with a different choice of words than Riven in this harsh moment "Don't make me deal with Riven crying all day". Darius stands up "Bro its worth it, I totally forgot to buy your ticket!".

Draven and Sona read their teammates spamming chat to accept it. Draven and Sona meet each others eyes and pause, suddenly the jump in each others arms screaming "OMG were going to see One Direction" Irelia sighs knowing Riven will be mad, but her team will be happy that she won them the game. Draven and Sona were still screaming as the surrender vote passed for 5 to 0.

Everyone comes back from the summoning circles, Irelia gets high fives and Riven runs up to yell at Irelia but is interrupted by Draven's team making a moshpit singing a One Direction song. (I'm sorry my friend said it was catchy and this is all part of the story. It's going to be hilarious next chapter trust me, even if it's one direction we can still make funny jokes out of it)

Lets go crazy, crazy, crazy til we see the sun

I know we only met but lets pretend its love

And never, never, never stop for anyone

Tonight lets get some and live while were young

Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh and live while were young

Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Tonight lets get some and live while were young

Draven's team was truly victorious, as Riven cried in Irelia's arm screaming at her about awful she is as she gave away the tickets to Draven. They all skipped away as Darius explained the plans for what their doing at the concert since none of the guys really wanted to listen to the music… well the really did but their in high school so doing crazy shit was part of the job description.

"Riven! Lux has extra tickets for you and me for free!" -Irelia

Did you like the title though? It was mediocre. One Direction… eh it can be a funny subject if you put it into oh I don't know allowing League champions in the concert. It will be fine. Hopefully next week i'm going to finish my runes and finally, finally after so long of never upgrading runes, make a smurf and put the account in the next chapter, so add me if you want to play with me. Also something funny about Bane and all, if you have read the scarlet letter then you know all about the child and all with the woman who cheated on her husband. See it talks about how the baby was born in the shadows and is a girl so that meant that the child is Talia al Ghul. So the father were trying to figgure out who he is, is Ra's al Ghul. It's just a dumb theory we came up with in class after some bane jokes. Pretty good prediction of the story if you ask me. Peace out girl scouts.