ATTENTION READERS: There are some new characters in Simply Stupid now! If you have ever heard of one of my stories still in developement, Simply Stupid: Game!, you are in luck as to know how- Wait a minute! I can't spoil it for you! I understand that you might be confused about this, but I'm adding in a family...

I don't own Mega Man nor Bomberman! I hope you enjoy this! So Read, Review, and Enjoy!

Reno, Nevada (June 19, 2019)...

(Play [Hikari Woodwind Quintet] Dig Dug- Main Theme...)

A newly wedded brunette couple were building a wooden cottage near the city's borders. The husband was wearing a white jumpsuit with red arrows, wielding a large red and orange power drill with two armored blue gloves to make a base for the cottage's basement and the wife was wearing an orange jumpsuit with a jetpack and a similar, but red, pair of gloves, was flying in with a heavy crate of stones. The husband is a Malaysian-American while his wife... She came from a different dimension. Her husband's counterpart from another dimension, really. These two are Taizo 'Dig Dug' Hori and Masuyo 'Kissy' Tobi, a pair of dimension crossed lovers recognized for saving both Malaysia and New Zealand.

(Stop the song)

"Taizo! Do we really need this much stone for our basement?!" All Taizo could do was laugh as he then helped Masuyo with dragging the rocks to the pit, partially filling it up with limestone cement.

"Yeah! Come on! You're literally me from another- *cough* Dimension. We can do this!" Taizo commented as he created another floor three feet above the drying cement a few minutes later.

"How many floors is it again?"

"Hm... A basement, the main floor, the half-open 2nd floor and a cozy half-open attic."

"Half-open?"

"You do want to practice my rock climbing method, right?

"Yeah? The one where you somehow walk up walls?"

"And I want to practice using your jetpack."

"... So a win-win situation then!" Bingo.

"Exactly! Also, once we have kids, *recieves a look of embarrassment from Masuyo..* They might want to have a good view of the living room." The white, red and blue drilling operator then pointed out towards his militaristic/flight-loving counterpart with a sly grin.

"*Badap! Badap! Badap!* Helloooooo Nevadaaa!" An orange Robot Master with scissors shouted out as a large group of robots came in like an army. Cut Man came in with Mega Man, Elec Man/Trav, Splash, Honey and Bomb as the Bombermen came in with confused looks.

"... What in this forsaken dimension are Robot Masters doing here?" Masuyo inquired as Taizo lifted his drill and brought out it's harpoon/pump/LMG.

"I have no idea... *Towards the Robot Masters and Bombermen...* HEY! WHAT ARE YOU ROBOTS DOING HERE?!"

"LOOKING FOR SOMEONE!" Mega Man shouted out as he then looked around for some clues as to where is the location Guts and Ice were at... Including the oldest companion of the nine Bombermen. Taizo then walked forward and gave a stern look, hoping that they could continue on with their journey instead of distracting the two of their work. Though he and Masuyo didn't mind if they were given a call and introduced himself.

"Hm... Okay then! If you need some help or something, give us a call! I'm Taizo Hori and... *points at Masuyo...* That's my wife, Masuyo!"

"*sigh* I'D RATHER BE CALLED 'KISSY', THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I wish I wasn't the only one who crashed here... Takky or Hommy should have joined me when I went through that wormhole few years ago!" Masuyo groaned out as she then molded a concrete fireplace connected to the basement's spacing and then started building the basement's walls.

"Wait... Taizo Hori, right? Same guy that stopped the Dig Dug Crisis of 05'?" Mega Man then asked.

"Yep... And you are Mega Man? The kid who's been fighting Wily for the past 5 years?" All Mega Man could do was grin and bring out his hand for a friendly handshake. Taizo did the same and shook it with a happy grin also. It's not everyday that two heroes meet without any clashing issues.

"Yeah! Nice meeting you! These are... You know, the same siblings I fought in Wily's earlier invasions and some aliens we met a few days ago! We'll see you around, 'Dig-Dug'!"

"Likewise, Mega Man!" Taizo then stared at everyone that was with Mega Man until Splash called Mega Man.

"Rock! Let's f#ck!"

"AW HELL NAW!!!"

Somewhere in Nevada...

"HOLY CRA- *ZAP!* HOLY CRA- *BAPAPAP!* YOUR PLANET IS INSANE!!!" Bomberman shouted out as he, Ice Man and Guts Man were being chased by Flame Man, Snake Man and Charge Man.

"YOU WON'T GET AWAY THAT EASILY!" Charge Man shouted as he and Flame Man then made a death trap with Charge Man running through Flame Man's pillars of fire.

"WHY CAN'T YOU FREEZE IT, ICE?!" Guts shouted out as Ice rode on him piggyback style.

"*fw-zzt! fw-zzt!* I can't, remember?! I AM POWERLESS WITHOUT MY FROST MAGGOT!"

Bomberman then delayed Charge Man and doused the flames with a Water Bomb that detonated on impact.

"*Splash!* RUN FASTER!!!" Ice shouted as a massive wave of water washed and whisked them away before Spark Man, who was nearby, could shock them.

"What do we do now?!" Guts shouted out as the current then subsided with the three beeing thrown into a stange room. It was dark of course, but the only sources of light that they needed were Guts and Ice's eyes and Bomberman's antenna. They could see that it was like a storage area meant for something. Something that could destroy the three of them within the bat of an eye...

"*Vwomp-foosh!* What was that?!" Bomberman said as his eyes reverted back to their usual position.A portal opened up, throwing in strange silhouttes that landed lifelessly onto the ground. The oddest part was that most of them resembled Shiro! "A- Are those me?!"

With Dr. Wily...

"*chuckles* I see the alien likes my creation! I can't wait to see who will the victor be!" Unknown to Dr. Wily, a pair of eyes with red pupils was staring at the coputer monitor also... Wanting to know on which universe or dimension to meddle with next...

Chapter 4 end...

References:

1. Taizo Hori and Masuyo Tobi from Dig-Dug and Baraduke/Alien Sector are here to stay in the Simply Stupid series now!

2. A referral to how Dig-Dug/Taizo walks vertically in his debut game

3. In Simply Stupid, the Dig-Dug crisis of 1985 isn't in 1985, but in 2005, as to make Taizo in his early 30's

4. A reference to Baraduke II's Takky and Hommy

5. AW HELL NAW!

6. I was going to have Taizo react to Akanami because of how she wears a yellow bandanna... But I am not going to turn this into a fetish situation and left the idea alone

7. Somewhere in Nevada... Does this seem familiar to you, Madness Combat fans?

8. Ice Man and Guts Man are powerless as referenced to chapter 1

9. Wily's plan is revealed... By sending versions of Shiro from alternate universes and dimensions!

That's all for now, folks!