Me: Wow, it sems that lots of people miss Iggy Ramblings……..I feel special!
Iggy: -sighs- So that's why we're here. Bell's forcing me to help her again, so I have to sit here and listen to her swear at the keyboard…….
Me: Well, on the Japanese keyboards, all the keys have different meanings and it's too hard to type simple grammatical things. I don't even know how to use an apostrophe!!!!! I had to copy one and paste it when I need to use it!!!!! Grr…….
Iggy: Just get over it and move on!
Me: Okay, fine. So, I checked my emails one day and found that I had several messages saying that we were missed. (Awwwww) They were from Kara, Saint and Fang, and Rainbow strike. Rain said that she even re-read it!!!!!!!
Iggy: One of those people that has nothing better to do with their time……
Me: -whacks- Well, since you all miss this story so much, I decided that I should type up what I've written so you have something to read….
Iggy: But it's very short
Me: Yeah. Unfortunately I haven't had as much time as I'd hoped to write. I have been Mucho busy and I do apologize. I have been to Kyoto, Himeji castle and am going to Hiroshima tomorrow. See what I mean by busy? But, what I have written is pretty funny……
Iggy: Bragger
Me: -whacks- Seriously! We are in the middle of freaking Japan! I think that there's some funny stuff in there somewhere......
Iggy: Whatever
Me: So, before we begin, a few small notices.
1. Sorry about any spelling/grammatical errors that you may, or may not notice. Typing on a Japanese keyboard is very difficult and requires lots of skill……that I clearly don't have
Iggy: Clearly
Me: -Whacks-
2. I don't think that I'll be able to update again in a while cause I don't know when I will be able to get back on the computer.
Iggy: And, all the readers, stop sucking up and telling her that you miss her. She's gonna get a big head!
Me: -whacks- AM NOT!!!! I was honestly really happy to get those messages, they made me smile!!!!
Iggy: -rolls eyes-
3. I can't do the thankyou's today cause it is too difficult to do on this computer. Very sorry about that. I will thankyou twice in the next chapter ;)
Iggy: How do you say LAZY in Japanese!?!?!?!?
Me: Seriously! The computer is having trouble with the reviews!!!
Iggy: -sighs- Excuses, excuses. When will you learn?
Me: -whacks-
4. For the same reason as number three, I can't answer questions. But keep 'em coming!!!! If I get enough I might be able to do a Q and A!!!!
5. I am still unable to send reviews or read stories due to my busyness. But I will have a catch-up day where I read and review every story!
Iggy: Done?
Me: -nods- Now let's finally get to the story!!!!
Me: So, here we are, the great Bell and Ig on a freaking eight hour flight to Japan!!!!
Iggy: -groans- How long have we been on this damn contraption?
Me: About…….five hours
Iggy: I hate airplanes!
Me: I didn't notice. Especially when you were complaining about how much you hated them FIVE MINUTES AGO!!!!!
Iggy: Somebody's cranky
Me: Guess how many hours of sleep I've had?
Iggy: -shrugs-
Me: Two (Keep in mind that we left the airport at 11:55……….at night. I had practically no sleep when I wrote this)
Iggy; -winces-
Me: You know how people on Max-dan-wiz ask quite often if any of the Flock snore like chainsaws? Well, I finally have an answer to that freaking question. DUH!!! With a capital `D`
Iggy: -mutters- Sorry…..
Me: -snickers- Don't worry. I don't think that I was gonna get any sleep anyway…..
Iggy: Ditto
Me: Okay, let's disuss some things that happened at the airport
Iggy: Goody
Me: When we were leaving my parents…….
Heather: Are you sure that you don't want to leave Iggy here with me!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Positive. He needs to come on this trip with me
Iggy: No, I don't!!!!
Me: Yes you do!!!!!!!!!!
Dad: Have you got your passports?
Me: -sighs- For the final time I have got my passport and Iggy's passport!!!!!
Dad: Why do you have Iggy's?
Me: I was afraid that he'd find a way to blow it up…..
Iggy: HEY!!!!
Me: you did leave all of the bombs at home…..right?
Iggy: Yes
Me: Are you certain? Cause if you did bring them and I found out, Saint mentioned some torment ideas in Avian Flu, that I don't consider legal, but I might decide against that if you have those bombs!!!!!!
Iggy:………………………………………I'm gonna go to the bathroom and have one last check
Me: Yeah, you do that…..
Me: So, we got through everything okay (Including customs, thank God. They didn't pick up on any bombs in Iggy's luggage, hand luggage or on Iggy himself) and we ended up waiting near gate seven for around half an hour. This is about the time I lost it……
Iggy: -whines- Bell
Me: What is it, Iggy?
Iggy: I'm thirsty!!!!!!
Me: -gives water bottle-
-4 minutes and 37 seconds later (Yes, I actually counted. Does this sentence say anything about how bored I was?)
Iggy: -whines- Bell, I'm hungry!!!!!
Me: Goes to get food- -brings food back- -gives food to Iggy-
-12 minutes and 51 seconds later after food has been eaten-
Iggy: BELL!!!!!!!
Me: I think that you get the message now. On the up side, I now have a new fact to add onto the `Ten things I hate about Iggy` list
12. (I think……it was very late and I have trouble remembering…..) DO NOT TAKE THEM TO THE AIRPORT AS YOU MAY LOSE YOUR SANITY!!!!!!!
Iggy: I wasn't that bad
Me: Need I go on?
Iggy: -whining……again- Bell, where's the toilets?
Me: Ten o'clock. Twenty paces.
Iggy: But-
Iggy: Okay, okay, I get it!
Me: FINALLY!
Iggy: What about when you finally cracked it?
Me: Oh Boy…….
(A/N: Attention to all MALE readers. This includes a discussion of girly issues that may, or may not, scar you for life. I am not too sure that you will be able to handle the following paragraph, but if you do decide to read this paragraph, don't say that I didn't warn you……
Me: Before I went on the trip, I managed to get my freaking period AND a freaking cold! I was feeling really, really, really bad, and sick, and when I even thought about getting on a plane I felt worse. Now, read what happens when Iggy decides to push me too far…….
Iggy: -whining (A/N: Did I even need to write that word? From now on, just assume that he's whining okay? Good)- Bell? Can-
Me: NO!!!!!! I have a cold, I keep sneezing and sniffing all the time, I have my flipping period so I am in lots of pain and I have to sit on a plane with you for eight hours! BE QUIET!!!!!!!
Iggy: O_o
Me: -laughing- Iggy didn't speak until we took off…..
Iggy: Can anyone blame me?
Me: No, But I was glad that you were finally quiet after you bothered me for two hours
Iggy: Hmph
Me: -nods- Oh…..wait
Iggy: What?
Me: -giggles- I just nodded. You can't see…..-giggles-
Iggy: -bangs head against seat-
Me: You're gonna break the TV in the headrest, and then what are you gonna WATCH!?
Iggy: -sends death glare-
Me: -yawns- I think that we should try and get some more sleep! Otherwise I'm going to be giggling all night……
Iggy: Yeah, let's stop making fun of the blind kid and sleep!!!!!
Me: Awwww, so I can't make fun of you anymore tonight? What a shame, I'll just have to do it tomorrow………well, goodnight -goes to sleep-
Iggy: BELL!!!!!!!
Me: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Iggy: -sighs-
Iggy: That was mean
Me: -shrugs- I was tired
Iggy: Thank god that party ended…..
Me: -snickers- Moeko just had a house Party!!! It was Bloody Wicked Mcawesomene!!!!!!
Iggy: And NOISY!!!!!
Me: -snickers- Well, I'd better go to sleep now. Night -goes to sleep-
Iggy: BELL!!!!!!
Me: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Iggy: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!
Okay....................
I guess that I need to end this now.........
Uh….......
what does she say at the end of these things?
R&R?
That will do……..
well……..
Goodnight?
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Me: You really shouldn't run these A/Ns!!!! I go to sleep for ten seconds and you can't handle it……so sad
Iggy: -glares-
Me: -snickers-
Bell and Ig :D
I miss all of you and hope to talk to you guys again soon :D