"Problem fixed! Hopefully forever…" (me)
"We got a new computer so it should work now, and this new computer has a Microsoft Word, so you should see no more mistakes." (aisuki)
"Time for questions!" (olivia)
From, fergnerd,
Hi I just found your story and I love it. So as a gift 100 million
gallons of oreo ice cream. It's the best of both worlds.
gothgirl: how come you or Gaara haven't attacked Dei yet. He did attack
your villege, kidnaped Gaara, and help kill Gaara. But you seem so buddy buddy with him here.
Howl: Did you know in the book version you actual came from england and
You played rugby?
Sophie: Have you gone to see Lettie lately?
Markl: You poor boy.(hands him a DBZ capsel that contains a fan proof bomb shelter) Here I was planning on giving this to Harry Potter for his fan problems, but your younger so you need it more than he does.
Also gothgirl here is some names you can use: Saint Turnip, patron
saint of all scarecrows, Nipturn, Turny, Mr. Pogo, The turnip that came from the bush, Mr turnip side down, Help, Help my turnip is stuck again.
Bye
"Welcome! And thank you!!" (me)
"That's a secret to be kept until later…" (gaara)
"Secret, un?" (deidara)
"Never mind that, Deidara-san." (me)
"…I…I was?" (howl)
"Just last week –smile- She's doing good." (sophie)
"Thank you!!!" (markl)
"Thanks! But I may have a problem with Turnip boy's new girlfriend. She seems to want us to stop making fun of him." (me)
From, Readerfreak10,
Sophie: If you and howl had time alone what would you do?
Howl: Same question.
Gay-Turnip: I feel sorry for your boyfriend 'cuz your cheating on him.
Calcifer: thanx for the magic ductape it's workin wonders. (girl in
Back ground not talking)oh sweet silence
Markl: next time i babysit i will take you to the park.
"Probably talk about things that we need to talk about." (sophie)
"Among other things…no, not sex… … … …-eyes wander-" (howl)
"I AM NOT GAY!!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, NOT A BOYFRIEND!!!!" (turnip dude)
"My pleaser." (calcifer)
"Can we go to the lake when we get there?!" (markl)
"O.O…?" (me, olivia, aisuki)
From, peniguin911,
hi...(blushes at prince sends mental note i...i love u p-prince
j-justin ur awsome)
hinata:ur c..cool i like the way u act.
gothfreakogirl:(flares angry) STOP MAKING FUN OF JUSTIN!s..sry
howel:ppl say justins gay...
sophie:how do u sleep at night knowing ur in love with an arrogant
jerk.
"Hi!! Yay!! I love you too X3" (turnip Justin)
"T…thanks" (hinata)
"…Holy crap. Umm…how about we discuss this?" (me)
"Yeah, but I don't think he's gay. He is happy you're here." (howl)
"…I don't really know…" (sophie)
"Hey! T.T" (howl)
From, Guardian's Robot,
stop messing with justin,s name or i shall be forced to remove all sugar priveliges and meet your face to my plate-mailed fist
"…O.O…" (everyone but me)
"-shadow over eyes- …Is that a challenge…?" (me)
"Oh, you did it now Guardian…Merani-chan can't resist a fight, and she's good too." (olivia)
"Wait, don't start yet! Let me go get popcorn!" (gaara)
"I'll come too!" (itachi, pien (remember pein is the leader of the akatsuki), orochimaru, and all the other evil people who enjoy seeing others getting beaten up)
"This should be good." (aisuki)
From, zkjanie,
sophie-I'm not sure if i've asked this before, but, was it better when
you were an old lady or now?
Howl-Hi!
markl-Hi!
Calcifer-i love your sense of humor!XD
"Well, being old had its ups, but I like my real age much better." (sophie)
"Hi X3" (howl)
"Hiya! –waves-" (markl)
"Why thank you." (calcifer)
From, Vampire Tsukiko,
wow i can't believe you got the whole Naruto cast in here too...well
here
gothgirl i brought you powdered sugar i hope you like it...
kiki: do like being with calcifer?
howl: have you ever thought of fighting back agianst gothgirl?
deidara: do you like itachi as a friend?
and gothgirl: can i keep deidara?
well thats all for now,bye!-gives everyone cookies-
"Cool! Thanks!" (me)
"When are you going to eat all this sugar…?" (olivia)
"At the end of this story, so that we have plenty of time for my sugar hike X3" (me)
"…-eye twitch-." (howl)
"Yes! –hugs calcifer-" (kiki)
"My mind is contemplating it." (howl)
"He's a good friend, un. But sometimes he scares me…" (deidara)
"COOKIE!!" (all the ppls who like cookies)
From, Kitty with a Giant Fan,
O.o I'm still alive? Woot! Questions!Evil laughter
Turnshroom funk master, when will you change your hairstyle? Blonde
Only looks good on people who aren't gay!
Howl, how do you feel about the fanfic in wich Sophie's memory is
erased and she is engaged to the turnshroom?(You save her,of course)And what about
the one where Sophie trys to seduce you?
Sophie, same question.
Okies, all done. Huggles Deidara, Itachi, and Sasuke Slowly backs
Away from Gaara and Gothgirl
Ahahahaha, this time I won't jump off a cliff. Rides away on her
mystical My Little Pony Lol
"…-twitch-…" (me)
"…Did we mention that she hates all things that are pink and loving…such as My Little Ponies…?" (aisuki)
"MUST KILL HORSE!!! –chases my little pony swinging katana at it-." (me)
"No! Merani-chan, not now!! Later –grabs gothgirl's arm-." (gaara)
"…Ok –hugs gaara-." (me)
"I AM NOT GAY T.T" (turnip…person)
"Never read those ones…" (howl and sophie)
"Finally!! Someone smart enough to back away from the evil!!" (howl)
"-hits howl upside the head-." (me and gaara)
From, Saya3427,
YAY Shikamaru -ahem-questions
Shikamaru:Whos the most troublesome girl youve met??
Sister:Your a fan-girl of shikamaru HAHA
Me:Idiot,so what...
Sis:u diffrent when ur around him like nicer...its weird
Me:Dont get used to it
Sis:Your your back hugs
Me:Let go or you loose the arm
Sis:OK lets goaaww ur mean again theres shikamaru
Me:Throws boomerang at sis idiot byebye
"…" (everyone)
"I could never decide that." (shikamaru)
From, Diamond-Butterfly-x,
I’M ALIVE! Yeah, I’m feeling really bad ‘bout not giving you any
Sugar or coffee gothgirl-narutofan (I don’t want Howl to suffer) so instead I’m gonna give you an electrical poking rod! Enjoy Eep! Neji-Sama is HERE! -Bows down then glomps- I WUV U! QUESTION TIME!
Howl â€" I have a few things for you, first have you met Sophie’s
Parents yet and if so did they approve of you? You said you knew Haku so can you give me his phone number? And lastly, well this is more like an order then a question, propose to Sophie right here and right now or we will all think that you don’t love her and we will torture you for the rest or eternity!
Sophie â€" My friend is a total Yaoi freak and she thinks prince of the
turnip bunnies and Howl are soul mates (Yuck!) so if you did find out
they were getting up to funny business behind your back, what would be you reaction?
Calcifer and Markl â€" Simple question, Sophie or Howl?
Suliman â€" I know what you were doing last night and don’t even try
To play innocent I saw the pictures…
Everyone â€" When a certain some one who looks like a girl and I’m
sure is one that says Un all the time -glares at Deidara- killed Gaara –glares at him again with a knife behind my back- who cried? ….. I know I did……
Oh and Calcifer because I haven’t asked you a question before and the
Only time I have you had to share it and because you so awesome you get a prize -gives a monkey- His name is BoBo, careful though he bits…. and I think he might a rabies…..
Sasuke â€" DIE! â€"Stabs over and over again-
Hinata â€" YOU ROCK!
Shino and Shikamaru â€" You two are so HOT! Not as hot as Neji-Sama
though…..
-Glomps Neji-Sama once again before backing away to leave- You will
Always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Ja- I mean ME! –throws smoke bombs, when smoke clears I’m still here- You didn’t see anything -Runs for the hills while cackling madly with a strand of Neji-Sama’s hair I stole- MWUAHAHAHAHAHA TIME TO TEST THE CLONING MACHINE!
"O.o" (everyone)
"-rubs head were hair was stolen- Ow…" (neji)
"Ooki…-looks at poking rod- Thank you! …Oh, and I say ooki sometimes, I'm not sure when exactly I say it, it just comes out. It became a force of habit after I started watching the Japanese Super Gals…watch it and you will understand."
"Yeah, and they liked me. Sure, 555-666-8899, that's Haku's cell number. And you all can't know yet!! Stop asking those questions!! You will all find at the end of the story!!" (howl)
"First I would vomit, then I would kill both of them." (sophie)
"I'm not gay! I love Sophie! Tell your friend to –censored- off!" (howl)
"I'm NOT GAY!!" (Justin of turnips)
"Oh man that's easy. Sophie." (calcifer, markl)
"T.T" (howl)
"I was sleeping last night!!" (sulliman)
"Sure…" (everyone else)
"I cried for a week!! My mom kept complaining that I wouldn't shut up about a fictional character! T.T" (me)
"It's ok –hugs gothgirl-" (gaara)
"-smiles- I'm happy now…" (me)
"I'm pretty sure most of us cried. I didn't cry but I was sad. He was a good friend." (naruto)
"Can we all talk like I'm still alive, cuz I'm right here." (gaara)
"…A…a monkey?" (calcifer)
"OWW!!" (sasuke)
"WOOT!! XD Where's that pop corn? –sees pop corn, takes it and sits in chair to watch sasuke get beaten up- -others join-" (me)
"SASUKE-KUN T.T!!!" (sakura, ino)
"Suckura, Ino-pig, please, SHUT UP!!!" (me, olivia, aisuki, gaara)
"T…thank you…" (hinata)
"…Thank you?" (shikamaru)
"…Thanks." (shino)
"-shadow over eyes- Just make sure you stay with Neji." (olivia)
"…Olivia-chan is a big fangirl of Shino…" (me)
"-backs up one step away from olivia-" (shino)
From, wolf guardian of light,
Hmm. So the Werewolfs outnumber the Dragons, but the Dragons outnumber
the
Vampires...
/To Sam, the Light Werewolf/
Nightshade and Talon are SO gonna kill us...
/Talon the Dragon and Nightshade the Vamp appear/
Don't they have to give reasons why?
/Nightshade has Sam by an Ear/
And what whould ALL their favorite weapons be? Just Howl and Author,
Haven't
seen Naruto. And Dr. Phil.
/Has Wolf Guardian of Light in a Headlock/
(I know. I'm being a pest.)
"…I understood basically none of that…YOU'VE NEVER SEEN NARUTO??!! YOU HAVN'T LIVED!! WATCH IT!! Cartoon Network is having this huge Naruto Hundo three day marathon starting with episode one all the way to episode 100. You can watch Naruto there X3 I know I'm not missing the hundo!! …I think it's this Friday." (me)
"I don't think anyone here watches Dr. Phil. He's just here cuz people wanted him here." (howl)
From, q8iya,
great ch. ... so ive got some questions:
prince justin: congratulations on ur new girlfriend.. although im sure
that by the end of the week she'll dump u... evil smile...
sophie: Hi!- waves- dont u miss having ur mother and sister??
howl: if u be a good boy till the end of the chapter i'll give u a
katana to defend yourself while fighting with gothgirl... gothgirl hope u don't mind :D and for the extra boost of energy for the fight here's 50,0,0 kg.s of pure suger enjoy! (4 gothgirl NOT HOWL)
well bye...
"…Thank…you?" (turnip headed prince justin man)
"I miss them, but I still get to see them." (sophie)
"I don't know how to use a katana…" (howl)
"…HAHA –starts laughing- -pulls out katana- Then I guess you're screwed huh? And thanks for the sugar!" (me)
From, coco-san,
HI! tobi.is.mine. -holds tobi- mine! if you can obsess over gaara I can obsess over tobi.
ino-you know,in reply to that werewolf,vampire,dragon thingey,all you
need is some fur and you'd be good to go! -good guy pose-
hidan- my friend is odsessed with you.only god knows why...I'd run if I
were you...-.-
sasuke-agreeing with whoever said that you should just die already
instead of being all emoish.
sakura- no clue what you see in him...
ino-you either
wow...that was all naruto directed,I'm sorry cast of HMC,but I can't
think of
anything to ask you! -disapperates-
"Cool exit XD" (me)
"…That's fine X3" (tobi)
"…-angry-." (ino)
"…I think I should…-runs away-." (hidan)
"…T.T" (sasuke)
"He's hot!!" (sakura, ino)
From, eijifan6654,
Neji-kun and Itachi-kun said hi to me! -dies- O.o I must be like Hidan!
That makes seventeen times i've died this week! And I don't even worshiup Jashin!! O.o
Itachi: Can I kill Sasuke for you, or would you like to?
Sakura and Ino: You two are annoying as heck! Sorry but I have a
serious bone to pick with Sasuke!
Sasuke: you better run! I am gonna hunt you down and when i do, you're
Gonna pay for what you did to Dei-kun! -pulls out katana infused with chakra-
Neji: Do you like Tenten? I mean like like her, like girlfriend like
her.
Tobi: You are a good boy! -gives cookie-
Everyone else (except Sakura, Ino, and Teme): Have a cookie!! -gives
cookies-
"…" (everyone)
"If you want." (itachi)
"T.T" (sakura, ino)
"…Holy crap…-turns on sharingon, then runs away-" (sasuke)
"She's ok." (neji)
"COOKIES!!" (everyone who got a cookie)
"T.T" (everyone who didn't get a cookie)
From, Spiritual Bob,
Turnip: WHy do you think I'm asking you if I don't know!?
Howl: You like Shojo? Gay...
"…I don't know…" (turnip)
"I'm not gay!! …I just said I like all of them because…I don't know the difference…" (howl)
"You don't know the difference?! Ha ha!! Dumb baka!!" (me)
"What's the difference?" (howl)
"I'm telling you baka!! –still laughing-" (me)
From, Readerfreak10 (again),
sorry i didn't know he was taken(cries)
"I'm not taken! Stop crying! Please!" (kakashi)
From, Kairi Uzeniba,
Hooray!
Howl: What were your parents like? I made a fic about your mom! No
really, I did...
Sophie: Do you remember where you were born?
Heen: Pft Pffssp pfsspfsfst! (Will you live in my house?)
Calcifur and Kiki: HAVE A CUTE LITTLE FIRE BABY! please?
Sulliman: Once a crackhead, always a crackhead.
gothgirl: Sorry! Keep forgetting the sugar: Here's 1 million lbs. of
brown sugar and 30 cups of Italian espresso. Oh yeah, have you seen Princess Mononoke?
"You…you did?" (howl)
"Actually no…" (sophie)
"Pffttss (no, sorry)" (heen)
"…Maybe in a few years if it works out…" (calcifer)
"-angry-" (sulliman)
"Thanks! And no, but I want to." (me)
From, Ragnarok Productions,
Hey! I'm back!
Gothgirl: here is a link to that Cling to Me video The Crimson Wings
Was talking about. And the song is called 'Gravity'
Howl: Ok, but you have to be nice to me AND Gothgirl for all eternity.
-gives cookies-
Turnshroom lord of gayness: -pokes- cheese -pokes-
Markl: keep the sheild generator in the sheild with you at all times!
Trust me.
ALL: Feel free to hurt me but the reason I didn't ask the Naruto people
anything is because I don't watch that show. :(
Well, anyways, see ya! -drops a smoke bomb and dissapears behind the
smoke-
"You all have such nice exits! And I see no link." (me)
"…Thanks for cookies! –nibbles on cookie-" (howl)
"No dur!" (markl)
"YOU HAVN'T LIVED EITHER!! Watch the Naruto Hundo I talked about earlier!!" (me)
"Ok, end of chapter!" (olivia)
"Please review! I think only a few more chapters cuz this is getting really long." (me)