Weirdness
Thank you 'Sakura2596'. I like your idea.
"Sakura! Naruto! Kakashi!" Sasuke was yelling to his 2 teamates and teacher. "You guys have to help me!"
"What is it Sasuke?"
"Its!...Its!..." He kept pausing for breaths. "Its my pillow! Its gone on a rampage and now is a mass murderer!" Naruto and Kakashi just looked at each other then broke out laughing. "Its true! Look what it did to my arm!" Kakashi stopped laughing to look.
"Nothings wrong with your arm." He told Sasuke.
"Exatcly! Thats exactly what he wan'ts us to think!"
"Sasuke, you're evevn more insane then we are!" Kakashi said then countinued in his hystarics. Sasuke ran away crying.
"No one understands me!" He cried. "
Yeah we do! We understand that your a weirdo!" Naruto called to him empatheticly. Then he and Kakashi fell over laughing.
"Oh, he's a weirdo," Sakura began. "Well at least he doesn't worship books!" She said and Kakashi shut up. "And he's not a ramen crazed- well, NOW he is but- but- Oh, forget what I said he's more of a weirdo than both of you combined." Then she began laughing with them.
"They don't understand my feelings! I know its true!" Sasuke thaught. When he opened his door, he gasped. The pillow was laying on the floor along with a book. "You, you hurt this innocent book!? How dare you! I must purify you for good!" He the went to his bathroom, kept the door opened and locked it. He then took off all his clothing and threw it into the bathroom and shut the locked door. After, he went over to the pillow and used his fireball jutsu on it, turning it to ash. He picked up the ashes and left is house. He crawled on the roof and called out; "Citizens of Konoha! I give you the ashes of a truly demonic soul!" Then after about 50 fangirls showed up, he threw the ashed everywhere yelling how the pillow was a sinner. All the girls were to busy taking pictures of him to listen though. Soon Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi arrived.
"SASUKE!" Sakura yelled and too began to take pictures. Kakashi handed Naruto a camera.
"Blackmail." Kakashi told him. Naruto accepted this and began obtaining his and Kakashi's blackmail on Sasuke.
--------C.A: "I watched Naruto last night and I stilll cant beleive Lee cant be a shinobi anymore."
----Kakashi: "I know. Deppesing ain't it?"