My absolutely, perfect normal life… ARE YOU CRAZY? NOT!

Chapter 19

"You're from the what!?"

Stuck. Were stuck in a cage like poor animals, nothing to do but call for help. But thanks to Tyson, we can't do that since he smashes Kai's cellphone into smithereens! And once more, if Kai finds out… well, you get the picture.

"We have to get out of here" Tyson muttered. I glared at him.

"No shit idiot, but how are we suppose to do that when you smash the goddamn phone into tiny bits!?" I exclaimed.

"Shit!" Drake laughs. I sigh. Great, another word for Drake's swearing list. All of a sudden I saw Tyson quivering. I pouted.

"Tyson… I'm sorry. I'm just so tired" I explained. Tyson smiled.

"It's ok… I shouldn't have smashed that cellphone anyways…"

It was a moment of silence. Tyson was just caressing Sarah's cheek as she slept. Tyson smiled at how cute she was. I stared down at Drake as he stared back. I smiled at him as he did the same. Suddenly I broke the silence.

"So Drake… mind telling me about your real parents?" I ask. Drake gulp then smiled nervously. I raise an eyebrow but ignore it "Uh… about your mom? or… what about your dad?"

Drake places a finger under his chin and started to think. Aw… so cute!

"My mommy…" he started "…was very beautiful. She was always by my side when I needed her. When I cry she always rushes in and rocks me back and forth, then she sings me a song I love hearing the most… I think it was called 'Hush Little Baby…' and sometimes, when were weird, we play funny stuff! She would make me laugh all the time while breaking something in the house! And we usually get in trouble by Daddy, but he doesn't get mad that much"

I smiled.

"Hey, his mom sounds just like you Aries. I mean… you always getting in trouble, making others laugh, and making people that are sad, feel better" Tyson said with a smirk. I punch him in the arm and laugh.

"Mind telling me about your daddy?" I ask sweetly. Drake smiled and continued.

"My daddy is very strong. He always tells me and mommy he will protect us no matter what. He has a lot of pride in himself and smiles at me whenever I make him proud. He gets annoyed and sighs a lot when mommy does something weird. But she's always smiling and sticking out her tongue which makes daddy kiss her. I seen it before… bleh! I sometimes call Daddy by his first name because I wasn't use to call him daddy, but now, I call him Daddy a lot since mommy taught me"

I stared at Drake. Wow... his parents are awesome. Makes me sound like… crap compared to them.

"So where are they now?" Tyson ask. Drake didn't say anything until I interrupted.

"You know…" I started "Your Dad sounds a lot about a person I know… I wonder…"

"Kai?" he guesses. I snap my fingers and smirk.

"Yup that's the guy! Well… except for the part about the kiss thingy" I said while blushing. Drake muttered something to himself and tug on my hair. I stared down at him with the usual smile plastered on my face. Drake looks kind of weird now… I wonder what's got into him.

"Mommy… I have to tell you something…"

"What is it sweetie?" I replied.

"I'm from… the future…"

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What. The. Hell!?

With Kai and Tala:

"Where the hell could they be!?" Tala shouted. Kai was getting more angrier by the second. I mean who wouldn't? No one was protecting the wives and kids… including Tyson, and they haven't even call back yet. Something was terribly wrong.

"Tala, try calling them" Kai yelled while running. Tala was running beside him and grunted.

"Again!? They never answered the first five calls! What makes you think-"

"Just do it!" was Kai's final answer. Tala flinches and started dialing Kai's cellphone number. As usual… no one answered.

"Shit!" Tala muttered.

"Well?"

"No answer. Isn't the phone on?" Tala asks.

"Yeah, the phone is always on" came Kai's reply. Just then, something hit him, ok, now something was defiantly weird.

"We have to find them"

Normal pov:

"You're from the future!? That's impossible!" Tyson shouted while holding the sleeping baby in his arms. Drake glared at him then turned to me. I was speechless.

"F-from the f-f-future!? Lies!" I stuttered. Drake just smiled.

"Nope, no lies! I am from the future!" Drake laughs. I almost fainted but kept my cool.

"FROM THE FUTURE!? THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" I shouted. So much for keeping my cool.

"I just wanted to see what my parents look like is all" he said. Parents? What the barnacles?

"So… did you see them?" I ask. Drake smiled even more.

"Of course I did… I was with her the whole time while daddy is somewhere else…"

I thought about it… he was with her the whole time? But he was with me the whole time until I lost him then found him later on. Does that mean I'm-?

"Drake... sweetie… does this mean I was traveling with a ghost all this time to find you?" I ask. Drake fell backwards while Tyson just got more scared.

"Oh my god! A ghost!" he shouted. Drake just rubs his head.

'It's better if mommy didn't know. I mean… if I told her, that would mean daddy wouldn't marry mommy in the future and it will just screw things up… which makes me non existing' Drake thought.

"Yes mommy, you were traveling with a ghost" Drake smiled nervously. I gasp. Wow! A ghost.

"Cool!" I laugh.

"PHONE!" Tyson shouted. I starred at him. Tyson was pointing into the corner as I followed his gaze. Oh my god… he is right! There's a pay phone there! But the guards are over there guarding us… what the hell do we do?

"I got an idea" I said. Everyone started to stare at me. I suddenly took off my over large saggy dark blue t -shirt, and all I had on was a black tank top. I threw the large t-shirt at Tyson while he was blushing like mad. What? Oh everybody is a cricket…wait, is that how the saying goes?

(Narrator: I have no idea Aries)

Well anyways, I puff up my hair and started to seductively wave over at the guards.

"Hey smexy guards! Mind coming over here for a while?" I said while smirking at them. The guards saw what I was wearing and smirks as well. They came over. Great, now my plan is working!

"Great Aries! What's your next step?" Tyson said with a smile. I stop. Next step!? Oh shit.

"Hey sexy, something you need?" one of them ask playfully while caressing my cheek. I shivered. Eww! Over grown man touching me, PETIFILE!

"Uh… um…" and with out even thinking I punch the man unconscious. Ok…

"Damn you-" but before the guy could finish, I punch him as well.

"Wait to go mommy! Try getting the keys" Drake said. I nodded and search everywhere inside his suit. Once I found it, I open the door and out we went. Were free! Now to go to the pay phone.

We all ran and I quickly grab the phone. But there's one problem. It's a freaking pay phone. Shit!

"Tyson, do you got a quarter?" I ask. Tyson nodded a no. I slam my head against the wall while Tyson was looking around the place with Drake. Tyson then notice something in the corner.

"Hey, they have a gumball machine!" Tyson smiled. Tyson, Sarah, and Drake ran over to it and drooled. Oh boy…

Just then Tyson took out twenty – five cents and place it into the gum ball machine. From here, I saw everything.

"TYSON! WAIT! DON'T TURN THAT-"

But it was too late. Tyson had already turned it while I fell backwards. But then I heard a ping sound. I look up and Tyson got the coin back. I smiled.

"Tyson! Thank god! Tyson, hand over the-" but before I could finish, he place the coin back into the gumball machine and tried turning the handle. This time I really fell down. Then I heard that ping sound again. I look up and saw Tyson with the coin in his hands.

"TYSON YOU FATASS! GIVE ME THAT FREAKING-"

And there he goes again. He shoves the coin into the gumball machine and twisted the handle as hard as he could. I started to cry anime style. Damn him.

"So did it work?" Tyson ask me while chewing gum in his mouth. I glared at him.

"No! I ask you if you had a quarter on you and you said no! and I see you walking around the damn place with twenty five cents!" I shouted. Tyson sweat drop.

"But you ask me if I had a quarter, not twenty five cents. There's a difference between the words Aries" Tyson said tapping his foot. I slap my head. Oh boy…

"Yeah, that's a word difference you dip wad! They mean the same thing!" I shouted. Tyson laugh nervously. Yeah Tyson, you better laugh!

"Oh… hehehehe, here, I have another quarter on me if that's what you call it"

Tyson hand over the coin to me and I quickly place it in the slot and started to dial. Thank god the phone is ringing.

"Hello?" yes! It was Tala!

"Tala! Oh thank god!" I cried.

"Aries!? Good god" just then I heard talking in the background. I heard the name Kai… oh snap…

"Hello? Aries? This is Kai" he said.

"Uh… hey Kai" I laugh nervously. I can tell by his tone he wasn't very happy.

"Where the hell are you!? Did you find Drake yet!? I should have came with you and kept an eye on you" he yelled. I flinch. Was he worried?

"Uh… well, I did find Drake… and-"

"Why didn't you answer my cellphone?" he interrupted. I gasp.

"Uh… I think Tyson would want to explain that" Tyson kept mouthing the weird 'no' to me but I quickly grab him and shove the phone into his hands. He gulps.

"Hey Kai, buddy old pal, what's up?" Tyson stuttered. I felt an evil aura around the phone…this can't be good.

"Tyson…what the hell did you do to my phone?" Kai ask calmly. Tyson beam up. This should be fast.

"I broke it!" Tyson said happily. The world is so going to end.

"You what…?" came his voice. I flinch and move back slowly.

"I… broke your phone?" Tyson replied again.

"YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE! WHEN I FIND YOU I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, BREAK YOUR BONES, FEED IT TO THE DOGS AND USE YOUR FLESH TO SHOVE IT IN YOUR BOKEN JAW YOU SON OF A-"

"Ok, well, mind telling us where you guys are?" Tala asks as he suddenly appeared on the line. I sigh and grab the phone.

"Were in a warehouse. I don't know what street but I'm pretty sure this is the only ware house in the city. It's located in a dark ally way. You got it?" I ask. I heard Tala muttered something.

"Right, were on our way. By the way the teacher is coming to check on us, so we have to hurry. Dont worry, were coming now! " Tala said. I heard Kai swearing in the background.

"And I'll get you Tyson" Kai said. And with that, they hang up. I turn to Tyson and saw that he was shaking a lot with an expression I can't describe. This was… the terrified Tyson.

"Oh shit, first we get kidnap and now I'm going to get my ass kick. I am so dead!" he exclaimed. I really need him to calm down. I guest I have to make him feel better.

I went up to him and place my hand on his shoulder. He looks up and saw me smiling.

"It's been nice knowing you Tyson" I said. Tyson fell backwards as well as the kids. What? He's was going to die you know.

With Kai and Tala:

"Tyson you are so dead!" Kai shouted. Tala just flinches as they ran. They pass some streets and saw the dark ally way. They went through it and finally saw the warehouse.

Kai raise up his sleeves and slowly walks there. Tala watches in fright and tried to pull Kai from beating up his gay wife.

But did Kai listen? Noooo…..

"Oh c'mon Kai! It was an accident!" Tala convinces. Kai just kept glaring ahead.

"His head will be under my foot" muttered Kai. Tala was truly afraid now a days.

"How about this Kai; Tyson will do your chores at your house for a week, how about it?"

"Logic has a brother, his name is SHUT THE HELL UP!" and with that Kai stump over to the warehouse with a frighten Tala behind him.

Normal pov:

Smash. I turned around and saw a person none other than-

"KAI!" I shouted. Tyson flinch upon hearing the name and he ran beside me. I smiled and ran up to him. I quickly embrace him "Kai, thank god you're here. I found Drake, he's perfectly fine"

I felt Kai flinch at first but then slowly wraps his arms around my waist. I heard him sigh.

"Good" he muttered. Tala saw the scene and smirk.

'When it comes to her… Kai calms down. I wonder if I can use her when I tell him I broke his vase last summer…' Tala thought.

Tyson saw Tala and ran up to him. Tyson held Tala with all of his might. Tala bonk him on the head.

"Tyson what the hell are you doing!?" screamed Tala. Tyson laugh nervously.

"You think Kai forgot about kicking my ass?" Tyson ask.

"Daddy!" I turned around with Kai still holding on to my waist as Drake jump on us. I held Drake in my arms as Kai ruffled his hair.

Tala smirk "Yup, pretty much"

"Yay! Were a family again!" I laugh. Just then I saw Kai smiling down at Drake.

Flash back…

"He has a lot of pride in himself and smiles at me whenever I make him proud…."

Flash back end…

I smiled. Yeah, I guest Kai is proud of Drake.

"Come on, let's get out of here-"

"Hold it right there"

So much for leaving empty handed.

Kirisu - what's up my hommies!? right now i am really hyper because i ate alot of sugar! i know that i took the advice dark dragon - fire fox about sugar getting rid of your headaches, so i started weating some AND NOW I AM FREAKING HIGH! i type this chapter over fifteen minutes... i know.. it takes me hours in typing a chapter since i'm slow! So please, ignore all mistakes you read. i just want all of you to enjoy it. So right now i am going to say my thank you's to the people who have been there for me and never gave up on me:

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