Ch. 21 The girls shouldn't play ball

Okay so here we go, Disney not mine, Jack not mine (except in my head wink wink, please don't send me to an asylum for saying that) and you know the rest. 3 freakin days til Pirates 3, be super excited! Jack will dominate the screen with his sexiness and I'm excited, unfortunately my bf won't be there he's in England, but it's good for me because me and Ash can talk about how much I want Jack and he won't be all "Emmmmmm, you have me" and I won't have to say "BE JACK!" cause last time I said that, well, he, never mind (nothing bad), anyway…..

"Darn! Darn! Darn! Darn! Darn!" Ash yelled.

"You can stop now", Em was clearly bored and annoyed, "We get the point. Ya meant to say darn, thank you we get it."

"I know, I just don't want to talk to him."

Emily started laughing.

"Emmmmmily", came a sturdy, big, loud, powerful voice."

"Uh oh", Ash murmured.

"Yes", Emily answered sweetly, "What is it, darling?"

"Give me the keys."

"Don't have them, sweetheart. Sorry", Em answered quickly. It was obvious she wanted him to leave so she could talk with Ashley.

"Emily stop your bloody lying and give me the damned keys!" he shouted.

"First off-"Em started.

"First off, you're incredibly stupid to make only one set of keys." Ashley finished.

"Hey, that was good, but no. First off how do you know I have them or took them , hypothetically of coarse."

"Well, one you're locked in a locked cage-"

"Damn it!" Em interrupted.

"And", he emphasized, rolling his eyes, "I know I didn't put ya there because I seemed to be UNCONSCIOUS!"

Em looked to the ground and started to whistle, but she couldn't. So it was more like blowing air out of her mouth sounds.

"Two", he continued.

Instantly Ashley became interested in some rust in the corner of the cell instead of the dullness of conversation between her best friend and evil captor.

"Yer wearing the keys on yer belt, sweetheart", he pointed out to Emily.

"No I'm not. Ashley!"

Ashley sharply turned her head as Emily threw her the keys.

'Thwack!', 'Thump!'

"Oh my Heavens! Ashley I'm so sorry!"

Unfortunately for the girls, only Ash could pitch and only Emily could catch.

"Oh my lord, my nose! EMILY!" she yelled.

"Well…… in my defense, girly, ye did move inta it."

"MOVE INTO IT! Lord, Emily, are my arms regularly hung above my nose. OWWWW! And on top of that-"

"- Yer reflexive skills are not that of the greatest", Em finished with a sheepish, apologetic smile on her face.

"No!"

"Oh, what then?" Em questioned rather honestly.

"You can't throw to give a damn!" Ah yelled again.

"Well, I can. Just not in the direction that I want it in. So if I want to throw to the left I simply throw to the right, eh?"

Ash gave her a warning look, and then let out a sigh, "Where are the keys now?"

'Click!'

"Shit", Em breathed.

Ashley just looked at her then to Rugan who was opening the cell. He was swiftly approaching Emily. She was making a circle around the cell so she could get out.

"Tag, you're it", Em quickly tapped Rugan on the shoulder and ran for the hills or rather… well she ran for something.

Rugan ran rapidly after her. Ashley took this as her opportunity to leave the cell. 'Opportune moment', she thought. Hmm, she did learn something from Jack after all. Whistling to herself she left the cell and made it to the Captain's Quarters and hid under the bed. This was completely safe seeing as though Em had Rugan chasing her around the ship. 'I wonder if he thinks he's actually playing tag?' Ash thought to herself.

'Wham!' the door hit the side of the wall.

"Now, Rugan, it was all in fun", Em tried to talk herself out of her predicament. She was now walking slowly backwards.

"You humiliated me!"

Em let out a nervous laugh, "Yes, but in good fun."

"My honor and pride our ruined", his voice was a low, menacing growl.

Em sheepishly smiled.

"What am I going to do with you?"

Em was walking back cautiously and he was following hot on her toes, "Well, you could….. ummm."

'Thump!'

Her buttocks just made contact with a desk. She gulped. He continued to walk forward. He was closing the proximity again and now he was completely pressed against her. Their hips sealed together. Em just stared at him, his nose barely a cm away from her own. For the first time in her life she actually, honestly scared and had no plan.

"Cap 'an the Pearl she's gainin' on us, sir", a crewman appeared in the doorway.

"Thank you, Sam", he kept his menacing growl.

Em continued to stare at him.

He grabbed her wrists, gripped them hard. Hard enough to cause a bruise.

She whimpered.

"I'll deal with ye later", he growled, "Just remember you are mine and I will never let you go, but I will make you show me respect. Remember that. ", he let go of her wrists and walked slowly, yet heavily to the door. Shutting it than locking it.

Ash got out from under the bed and just looked at Em. Waiting for something, what was she supposed to say? Her friend was hurting and there was no way to heal the emotional pain, she wanted to but she couldn't. She didn't want to say it'll be alright because she didn't know and she didn't want to say don't worry because the truth was she had to worry. Look what was happening to Em's life and her own. And none of those words ever helped anyway, so she settled with, "Well…."

Em just rubbed her wrists and rolled her eyes, "Who does he think he is? 'I'll deal with you later. You belong to me'. C'mon who does he think he is? Bloody Prickle Prissy Norrington?"

Ash laughed.

"Like, Lord, I think you're not. Do you have a white wig; do you look like a dolly with your head dipped in white chocolate? I think not!"

Ashley continued to laugh. She walked over to her best friend and gave her a hug. Eventually they were both chuckling.

Then Em stopped and looked concerned, "Seriously what gives him the right to talk like that?"

"Like what? Norrington?"

"No! A man!"

Both girls chuckled again. Then there was a knock at the door.

"Well, it's not the Captain, Emily he has the keys."

"Well, it is Rugan for all we know he probably lost the keys and is wanting us to open the door for him."

They both laughed again.

'Knock, knock, knock!'

"Screw off!" Em yelled.

"Fine! Die!"

Ashley looked to Em and Em to Ash. They ran to the door, "Noooooooooooooo!" they screamed together.

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Ash do you realise how many of the situations that happen to us in the story are actually real? Most of them, except the kidnap parts but the stupid stuff all us. Funny ain't it?

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